oh mycetoma

[amusingsheep]

oh mycetoma
you are a
fungal infection of the foot
you rhyme with lymphoma
how can I make you
look good

oh mycetoma
you're making me lose sleep
because I'm still at school
like an academic tool
drawing pus gives me the creeps

oh mycetoma
you are a
fungal infection of the foot
I need to be didactic
could use more prophylactics
before my brain
gives up on you

oh mycetoma
my truest fungal friend
with enough coffee
and kidnapped faculty
I'll draw you well again

well that's the end of this song
I hope you followed along
because if andrew swift is gone
or you develop an ulcerous wound
blame mycetoma
I'll be in a padded room