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I am a solo librarian in a tiny town, tiny library. One of my patrons came in and said her son wanted a book but she couldn't remember what book it was. She knew it was not Captain Underpants, and for sure had the word Dummies in the title. After thinking for just a moment, I said "Diary of a Wimpy Kid?" The next part is the good part; she said "Yes!" and then threw herself on her knees in a "We're not worthy" posture and said "Library Goddess, Library Goddess".
I love being a goddess, I mean librarian!