what the bible doesn't say
Christianity:
The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because some rib-women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
I stole this from someone's away message, can't take credit. Wish I could though!
The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because some rib-women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
I stole this from someone's away message, can't take credit. Wish I could though!