Comments | amused2death: Dear Mister President

amused2death

Dear Mister President

May 06, 2008 13:23

Due to the decreasing value of the dollar, I will expect a commensurate increase in my $600 stimulus check. Thanks. Oh, and I would also like a pony.

- Katie

Comments 8

palanthos May 6 2008, 18:54:52 UTC

Hillary Clinton has already promised us ponies.

amused2death May 13 2008, 17:53:21 UTC

Yeah... cuz she gave birth to them. Naaaay.

mamaursula May 7 2008, 02:11:07 UTC

Can I have two ponies since I have two children? And maybe some sheep, for wool and grass maintainence purposes?

amused2death May 13 2008, 17:54:02 UTC

I'm sorry ma'am... you'll have to buy yourself an additional pony with the stimulus check you're receiving.

mamaursula May 13 2008, 20:34:43 UTC

I spent that on gas for my car.

mc_mensus May 7 2008, 10:12:21 UTC

Hold out for the unicorn. Don't settle for a pony.

palanthos May 7 2008, 17:57:11 UTC

I think Neil Patrick Harris has dibsies on the unicorn.

amused2death May 13 2008, 17:54:25 UTC

I just hope the unicorn wins the nomination...