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[slayerisms]

Osiris, here lies the warrior of the people. Let her cross over. Osiris, let her cross over. Osiris, release her!

[ Buffy gasped as air was suddenly forced back into her lungs. As life was suddenly forced back into her body, stuffed and crammed like a tent that no longer fit back into its case. She had the acute feeling of suffocating despite

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[illjustdieagain]

[Those literal loan sharks would never find Nathan here in this cemetery -- he hoped. Especially with all the fires and rioting -- which were not his fault for once, amazingly. What was it with the loan sharks, anyway? How was he supposed to know rolling a seven on a six-sided die was impossible? Mathematics were never his strong suit. And who dealt in kittens??? It was all fucked up bullshit. While ducked behind some random gravestone, he took a moment to catch his breath.

When holy fuck, was something coming out of the ground in front of him? Did he step onto the set of some zombie movie? WHY DID HE EVER SET FOOT IN SUNNYDALE?

Hence, Buffy was greeted back to the living world with a hearty Irish scream.]

[slayerisms]

[ Too bad Buffy's mental processes are pretty much maxing out at fire bad, living painful right about now. When Nathan screams, she doubles over, covering her ears with her hands as she whips her head around to look back at him. What the fuck, son??? You can't just go around screaming at people. Which Buffy would tell him if she weren't at caveman status of verbosity right now. So instead she just looks scandalized and horrified by his existence and the awful noise coming out of his mouth. ]

[illjustdieagain]

[He's still going to keep talking to her like she is perfectly capable of having this conversation ... ] What the fuck? You -- you're too sexy to be a zombie. And not butch-looking enough to be Uma Thurman. What's with the ... [he gestures to the ground] how'd you pull that off?

[slayerdom]

[ She looks down at the ground when he gestures, and then scrambles the rest of the way out of it, crawling like she's one of those wild children from National Geographic shows. Or, Fred Burkle a few months ago. She looks between Nathan and the ground, then down at her hands, which are all cut up and bloodied.

Seriously, you might as well be trying to get through to early stages Tarzan, she's not going to pull words out of her ass anytime now. And in Buffy vision, Nathan is pretty much a fire-breathing demon who wants to wear her intestines as a sarape. ]

[illjustdieagain]

Now, now ... [He tries to act calm and reassuring only he sucks at it. Because he's Nathan Young.

Hark, a sound is heard. What's that? Oh no it's Nathan's literal loan shark frans.]

Fuck! Come on, get down! [He grabs her around the waist and tries to pull her down and behind the grave marker with him in a rought abrupt way which she will surely appreciate.]

[slayerisms]

[ He manages to pull her down by surprise alone, but she's immediately shoving him roughly away and scrambling back. Her eyes focus in on the loan sharks which are now approaching.

Fight wins over flight when they notice Nathan and Buffy there from the commotion.

They try and hoist her up and she lets them, but then raises her hands to shove them both backwards. She tries to kick but gets caught in her skirt, which allows one the chance to throw her intro a tree and pin her there. She headbutts him and then punches him repeatedly in the face. Yep. ]

[illjustdieagain]

[He almost joins in the fray but ... nope ukw that's ok he'll be running away now. Until they catch him. He guesses he has no choice but to fail around and cheer scary zombie cavewoman on in hopes that she'll save his life ...]

You go, you! You tell 'em what's what! Aim for their cunts! [He gets a punch in the face for that. ;_; ]

[slayerdom]

[ Nathan's dumb bitch voice just serves to distract her and Buffy loses the upper hand. She gets sucker-punched with a left hook and drops straight to the ground with a grunt. She digs her fingers into the grass, raising her head slowly to look at the demons. The one that knocked her out pulls her back up by her hair. She tries to fight him off in a way that makes it clear she's out of practice, what with being dead and all. ]

[illjustdieagain]

[Well that was the opposite of the result he wanted his cheerleading to produce. Ugh ... he's not going to leave some hot girl to get attacked by shark people. Even if she's probably a zombie or something. He struggles his way out from the demons holding him back over to her new frans and starts kicking and punching at them. Not particularly effectively, but enough to be a distraction.]

[slayerdom]

[ It's enough to get them to let her go, and she stays frozen for a minute. When they come at her, though, she jumps back into action and punches a few times, knocking the shark away and then stepping up to snap his lack of neck.

As he sinks to the ground, her eyes widen, disgusted by the crunch of cartilage and all the death around her. ]

[illjustdieagain]

[After their bro dies, the loan sharks decide to momentarily retreat. Nathan's kitten debt isn't worth this shit.

That leaves Nathan alone with Buffy. He looks at her and digs deep down in his soul for a way to be comforting. It's harder than it sounds. ]

Hey, [He moves closer, cautiously putting his hand on her shoulder.] Are you all right, love? Do you need anything? Hard liquor, maybe?