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[autophoenix]

Tifa missed the awkward sex meme. She's posting her people here and you'd better thread with her X

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[aboutdestiny]

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[intuitivelyapt]

[He's rummaging through Peter's sexy drawer.] All the lubricants you have in here are flavored.

[aboutdestiny]

[ His sexy drawer is in a box with a toilet brush. ... Not really. Bedside table. ] I didn't realize you were that adversed to artificial strawberry.

[intuitivelyapt]

[Good because that would be unsanitary. Geez Peter.] I'm allergic. [DUH.]

[aboutdestiny]

You're -- Seriously? [ He sighs, scooting over to that edge of the bed. ] There's gotta be another kind in there somewhere.

[intuitivelyapt]

There isn't. I just looked. [But he motions to the drawer like OKAY YOU TRY IT THEN.]

[aboutdestiny]

[ Peter will start digging through it now, frowning as he finds ... lots of strawberry, and nothing else. I guess strawberry wasn't very popular with the ladies. He pulls out the drawer to dump it out on the bed. ]

I swear, I had some -- Come on!

[intuitivelyapt]

[With it all on the bed now, he'll at least try to go through it again.] I didn't realize you were such a fan of strawberry.

[aboutdestiny]

I'm not. [ He shoots Sylar a narrow look for that. Because, Sylar would probably throw a hissy girly fit if he said that he'd originally had like a Walgreens aisle of options. ] There were other kinds.

[intuitivelyapt]

Then what gives? [He holds up one of the ... tube container things before tossing it aside and rummaging through the pile again.] I'm still not seeing any unflavored. And don't get any ideas about ... shampoo or something.

[aboutdestiny]

There were other kinds ... [ He repeats emphatically. ] But, I used them. [ He clears his throat and pushes the strawberry pouches and bottles and whatever the hell else off the bed. ] I guess -- I mean, you could run to Walgreen's. Or we could just ... do something else. [ He's not happy about this. Look, bjs are great, but they're not the same as real sex. Peter lives a Bill Clinton appreciation life. ]

[intuitivelyapt]

[He almost says something to the effect of "well you sure didn't use them on me >:( " until he remembers that ... this is why they're in this situation. Oops.] I'm not running to Walgreen's at 3 a.m.

[aboutdestiny]

[ Well, everything about this has made his boner go down considerably, but he's not ... past trying. And he's a giver, so he'll just shift on the bed to seat himself between Sylar's legs. ] Forget about it. We'll just do something else. [ He runs a hand up over the other man's thigh, leaning in to kiss him. ]

[intuitivelyapt]

[Sylar reciprocates, even though this has also pretty much killed the lovin' feeling in his pants, too. But since this is probably the only time they'll have to get it on until Peter works for ten years straight again, he can't not take advantage of it. He bites at Peter's lip as he pulls out of the kiss.] Are you sure?

3 l 7 Brian was my random number generator, blame him

[suchdestruction]

[ Oh, were you getting amorous there? Yeah, Adam's not...as into it. He's just going to clear his throat. ]

[aboutdestiny]

[ Peter slides a hand around Adam's waist, up the back of his shirt and skirts light touches up his spine as he leans in and kisses his jaw. But, when Adam clears his throat, he pulls back a little, lowering his hand some and giving a questioning look. ]