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[intuitivelyapt]

who: sylar intuitivelyapt and elle causeblackouts
what: amityville redux. basically they are still in the house only ... all alone now. a zombie unicorn ate everyone else. 8(
where: idk ... the kitchen.
how: commentspam.

[As Sylar is eating his millionth sandwich in the kitchen, a thought occurs to him. And he must share it with Elle. Because she is also in the kitchen.]Do

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[causeblackouts]

That depends. From a scale of one to Twilight Zone, how weird you consider a zombie unicorn, Gabriel? [ elle is very butthurt about this unicorn catastrophe, okay. she blames sylar. especially since the head wound up in their bed and it was clearly seeking vengeance for not getting a proper burial. ]

[intuitivelyapt]

Not that weird, considering someone killed the unicorn earlier. [He takes a moment to shove half of his sandwich in his mouth before speaking again.] Who was that anyway? The Dean guy? He was probably first to go. [You can hear the no1curr in his voice.]

[causeblackouts]

Killed. As in dead. I must have missed the part where somebody shot it up with cheerleader blood so it could come back and bite us. [ she says us like ... she was somehow offended by this. but mostly she's just sad that her toys are gone. which means she's going to have to have her fun with sylar instead. ] I don't care about that James Dean wannabe, I care that his body's starting to stink up the closet. We should dump it in pirate central or something, they probably won't even notice.

[intuitivelyapt]

Stranger things have happened. [Like him dying and coming back to life every five seconds. Excuse him while he drinks some motherfucking coffee now.] Why haven't we dumped him in another door yet? What are the chances of us seeing him again in pirate central? Have you ever walked through the same door twice?

[causeblackouts]

Maybe because I'm not gonna be the one who touches his carcass after what that zombicorn did to it.

[intuitivelyapt]

I guess you're going to ask me to do it with telekinesis now.

[causeblackouts]

It's not like I wasn't gonna ask nicely! But now maybe I shouldn't bother.

[intuitivelyapt]

Fine! But if I do, you're gonna make me another sandwich.

[causeblackouts]

Are your fingers broken? Did you trip in the shower and render yourself without sandwich-making skills? Be a big boy, Gabriel.

[intuitivelyapt]

I just think I deserve to be rewarded!

[causeblackouts]

And I think I deserve a pony - the less horns, the better. We don't always get what we want.

[intuitivelyapt]

How many horns have you ever seen on a pony?

[causeblackouts]

Oh, I don't know. The one whose head wound up in our bed had a pretty big one.

[intuitivelyapt]

Yeah, I know. But more than one.

[causeblackouts]

Are you retarded? That's not the point.

[intuitivelyapt]

Fine. [He starts walking out of the kitchen and toward the hallway.] I'm going to take care of it now. Happy?