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[illjustdieagain]

[See Nathan. See Nathan staring at a bottle with the most fucking retarded expression you've ever seen in your life. He's trying to ~make it explode with his mind~. It's not going so well. ]

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[whosbarry]

Don't think that'll work...

[illjustdieagain]

Good thing no one asked you, eh, weird kid?

[whosbarry]

My name's Simon...

[illjustdieagain]

Really? Could've sworn it was Barry.

[whosbarry]

Are you doing that on purpose?

[illjustdieagain]

'Course not. What are you talking about, Barry?

[whosbarry]

[yeah, he thinks you're a twat but would never say it to your face] No, of course not. What are you trying to do?

[illjustdieagain]

[yeah he's not alone there.] What does it look like I'm trying to do, mate? I'm gonna make this bottle explode with my mind.

[whosbarry]

I think it would have exploded by now. [just saying]

[illjustdieagain]

That's your problem. No faith. Why don't you go invisible yourself out of here?

[whosbarry]

...

I still don't think that's the right power you're looking for.

[illjustdieagain]

[He stares at the bottle with a retarded face for like ... another minute before getting frustrated and kicking over the box it was on.]

It would've been a stupid power, anyway. Imagine if I could only blow up bottles. What kind of power is that?

[whosbarry]

You'd have telekinesis.

[illjustdieagain]

And who would want that?

[whosbarry]

You could be like Jean Grey from X-Men. ...It is A-list...

[illjustdieagain]

I didn't have time to read comics while I was busy getting laid. So what of her, weird kid? Is she sexy?