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Apr 21, 2011 04:29

[It's just another day in the Bennet house Elle and Sylar stole from the Bennets. Today Sylar is kneeling over Mr. Muggles' cold dead body.]

Elle ... he's not moving ...

[They will be the best parents ever.]

who: elle bishop | blueshocks, [verse] cheetos, who: sylar | intuitivelyapt

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blueshocks April 21 2011, 08:33:10 UTC

[Elle looks over from her perch on the couch. She's currently stuffing her face with way too buttery popcorn and watching soap operas. Whatever ones haven't been canceled.]

...When was the last time you put water out for him?

intuitivelyapt April 21 2011, 08:36:09 UTC

I thought you were doing that!

blueshocks April 21 2011, 08:36:51 UTC

No, you were the one who wanted to keep the stupid thing! He hated me!

intuitivelyapt April 21 2011, 08:37:48 UTC

Biting was how he said I love you! Maybe you should have paid more attention to him!

blueshocks April 21 2011, 08:38:55 UTC

I've been trying to take things easy on the baby! [and by that she means being lazy as fuck.]

intuitivelyapt April 21 2011, 08:47:08 UTC

He just wanted one of your cheetos! He probably died because you starved him!

blueshocks April 21 2011, 08:51:46 UTC

Cheetos would have killed him anyways! Dogs can't eat stuff like that!

intuitivelyapt April 21 2011, 08:57:23 UTC

I fed him my food all the time! He loved hot dogs. ... Which is kind of ironic, really.

blueshocks April 21 2011, 09:10:49 UTC

Why? It's not like they really put dog in those. [She wrinkles her nose as an afterthought.] Well they might, actually.

intuitivelyapt April 21 2011, 09:13:53 UTC

Should we bury him or something?

blueshocks April 21 2011, 09:23:43 UTC

I guess so? That's what people on TV seem to do when dogs die.

intuitivelyapt April 21 2011, 19:43:36 UTC

I'll go dig a hole in the backyard. You make sure he doesn't move. [BECAUSE HE COULD COME BACK TO LIFE???]

... and don't eat him.

blueshocks April 22 2011, 00:31:20 UTC

Pretty sure he's not like you or Claire. He's not going to pop back to life. [Heroes Wiki was wrong, okay?]

Ewww. I would so not eat a cat.

intuitivelyapt April 22 2011, 00:33:14 UTC

You didn't have any problem eating my General Tso's last night. You know, the Gerenal Tso's I ordered for me?

blueshocks April 22 2011, 04:03:56 UTC

Your stupid baby makes me hungry all the time, what was I supposed to do? You could have ordered some food for me too, you know?

intuitivelyapt April 22 2011, 04:05:12 UTC

You said you weren't hungry when I asked if you wanted anything!

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