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[leadhisarmy]

Ruby
M/F dates.

[like_dillinger]

Oh hell no.

[leadhisarmy]

Careful there, Dean, your desperation is showing.

[likedillinger]

Actually, I'm pretty sure that was the opposite.

Get out.

[leadhisarmy]

Maybe you didn't notice, but you came to me. You move. What the hell are you doing here, anyway?

[likedillinger]

I didn't recognize the foul stench of bitch in the air.

Looking for a real girl, so go crawl back in your damn hole.

[leadhisarmy]

I'd be happy to. Just one thing first. [ She grabs a pen and steals his name card, adds /M to his date preferences and writes RACIST beneath it all. ]

[likedillinger]

[Two can be five years old. He takes her, and writes 'BITCH' under it.]

[leadhisarmy]

Do you wanna die?

[like_dillinger]

I'm just makin' sure people like you for the 'real you'.

[leadhisarmy]

Gee, I really appreciate the community service. [ so much, in fact, that she'll kick him under the table.

hard. ]

[like_dillinger]

I could always go fetch you a nice tall glass of holy water.

[leadhisarmy]

And I could always reach down your throat and pull out your lungs.

[like_dillinger]

You love makin' every occasion special, don't you?

[leadhisarmy]

Hey, I'm not the one threatening to go get you some acid to drink.

[like_dillinger]

Oh, that one's a promise, not a threat, sweetheart.

[DING.]

Aw, looks like it'll have to be next time.