[Shigure] I love coming into Nii's gaping black hole for blowjobs.
GUYS I DON'T EVEN KNOW. BLOWJOB SCALLIWAGS.
[Fay] HEY IKKI
[Fay] LOOKIT HOW GAY HAZEL IS http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c328/superspecialaccount/1232561199020.jpg
[Fay] ... why is abel not in here to make fun of
[Ikki] ..... wow that is kind of homosexual
[Fay] gojyo seam ripper ping
[Fay] JUST A LITTLE
[Italy] ??
[Italy] Hazel's gay for a dead magical Native American.
[Kuraish] whut
[Italy] Well, and Sanzo. But.
[Kuraish] also that image makes me think like
[Fay] hush
[Kuraish] "BLOWJOBS FOR GAT"
[Fay] ... sdlkf
[Italy] ... sexy.
[Italy] WOULD HE MAKE AN EXPRESSION
[Italy] WERE HAZEL TO GIVE HIM A BLOWJOB
[Italy] or would it just be ":|" the entire time
[Kuraish] ...
[Fay] dsjafdj
* Kuraish is now known as Gat
* Gat ~A~
[Fay] kdjsalfg
[Gat] (someone shoop that)
* Gat is now known as Gojyo
* Fay ... opens ps
[Fay] someone link me to the ~A~ manga
* Shigure has joined #niisgapingblackvortex
[Shigure] .... I wanna see Gat getting blowjobs
[Fay] HI GURE
[Fay] ksdfdfsdk
[Shigure] THAT'S WHY I CAME
[Fay] so you ... came. to gat getting a blowjob.
[Shigure] .......
[Shigure] ...
[Fay] you said it okay
[Shigure] I....
[Shigure] ... FLOOR
[Shigure] THIS IS YOUR FAULT
[Fay] HAHAHA
[Fay] jdfsnlbn
[Gojyo] WHAT
[Gojyo] .....
[Gojyo] hang on fay
[Fay] kk
[Gojyo] i have the templates
[Fay] UHO
[Shigure] ... of gat getting blowjobs?
[Gojyo] ............
[Italy] ...
* Italy rewindows.
* Italy ... dies.
* Fay i-is dying
[Italy] shigure that
[Italy] well played
[Ikki] ...
[Shigure] :(
* Radu has joined #niisgapingblackvortex
[Fay] piiiiie
[Italy] pieeeeee
[Radu] hiiiiiiiiii
[Shigure] Pie did you come to watch Gat getting blown too?
[Fay] the only one not here now is the one giving the blowjobs damn it
* Fay is now known as Gat
[Gat] :|
[Radu] ....
[Gojyo] .....
[Radu] ....no gure no
[Gojyo] HAHAHAHAH
[Radu] but sure why not
[Ikki] ...
[Shigure] ...
* Gat touches Goku
[Gojyo] http://booru.nanochan.org/i/f80d05b2ced3b9da558e13b9a73649/yaranaika-cutout-158.png
[Ikki] ... *_*
[Gojyo] O/
[Gat] <3
[Gojyo] o/, too
* Hazel has joined #niisgapingblackvortex
* Hazel DRIVEBY GROPE
[Gojyo] IT'S BLOWJOB TIEM
[Shigure] THE BLOWJOB PROVIDER!
* Gat ~A~
[Italy] ... floor honey what.
[Gojyo] FAY ASKED FOR THE TEMPLATE
[Hazel] this is blowjob town
[Hazel] and i am the mayor
[Italy] ... i see.
[Gat] |D
* Italy is now known as Ukoku
[Radu] ....
[Ukoku] Is that so, little angel?
[Ukoku] :)
[Ikki] ...
[Gat] sob ilu all
[Radu] .....
[Shigure] ... can I have a blowjob too?
[Hazel] ...
[Hazel] :D?
[Hazel] ...
[Hazel] who are you!?
[Ikki] ...
[Gat] ...
[Radu] someone. op me.
[Gat] no :|
[Ikki] ...
* Ukoku sets mode: +o Radu
* Gat sets mode: +o Shigure
[Shigure] :(
* Gat sets mode: +v Hazel
* Gojyo changes topic to '* FYI: KOUMYOU IS NOT A SEXUAL BEING D: D: D: |[Goku] except sanzo got fuckowned and all I got was this lousy diadem :/ | * Nii is now known as BritNii^Spears | [Sanzo] HAZEL HURRY UP AND RAPE ME | [Hazel] this is blowjob town [Hazel] and i am the mayor '
[Shigure] :D!!
[Radu] \o/
[Gat] lfkdgaldsfd floor <3
* Ukoku sets mode: +o Hazel
[Radu] ...FLOOR BEAT ME
[Gojyo] \o/
[Ukoku] HAHAHA
[Hazel] ... SOB
* Tokitoh has joined #niisgapingblackvortex
[Ukoku] Angel, I'm so proud of you. <3
[Gat] ... SUP
* Ukoku didn't realize you'd grow up so right and proper!
[Hazel] ...
[Tokitoh] I came for the blowjobs o/
[Ikki] ...
[Gojyo] rotfl
[Hazel] I. I aim to please, Ukoku-han.
[Ikki] What is it, blowjob night in the Saiyuki chan?
[Shigure] hAHAHAHA
[Hazel] ifyouknowwhatimean.
[Radu] ....
[Ukoku] Ha ha, well, that probably makes Gat's job easier.
* Radu is now known as Kou
[Hazel] yes
* Ikki is now known as Goku
[Hazel] unless you're youkai
[Gojyo] THIS IS NOT MY FAULT
[Ukoku] ... My, you beat me to it. <3
[Goku] ....
[Gat] HAHA
[Hazel] blowjob town is also a segregated community
[Ukoku] (Ha ha ha, "beat".)
[Kou] ....actually I don't really want to be on this nick whiile Nii is around
[Goku] .... can I get a blowjob too? :D?
* Kou is now known as Radu
[Goku] That's food right
[Radu] scary :(
[Gojyo] jgjfkkgd
* Ukoku pats Goku-kun. :)
[Gojyo] ...
* Gojyo is now known as Koumyou
[Ukoku] ... :|
* Koumyou :)?
[Goku] ...
[Goku] HAHAHA
[Hazel] ...
[Hazel] I GUESS...
[Shigure] ...
[Tokitoh] no Goku you're thinking of fellatio
[Tokitoh] it's like ice cream
[Goku] Ohhh okay
[Goku] It sounds foreign :/
[Ukoku] My, Koumyou. Did you come for a blowjob too?
* Radu chokes
[Tokitoh] ask Sanzo for some
[Shigure] Koumyou blows Ukoku?
[Gat] ... oi
[Koumyou] NO SHIGURE DON'T START
[Ukoku] :)
[Goku] No Shigure, Ukoku blows Koumyou
[Koumyou] ...
[Ukoku] asjdlk now I'm thinking of that fic, floor ;;
* Koumyou HOLDS
* Ukoku HOLDS sob
[Ukoku] though now I want to traumatize Sanzo
[Ukoku] Koumyou~~~~~~ let's almost break the rules.
[Koumyou] KITTENS
[Koumyou] ... oh I guess that might work too
[Ukoku] And make Genjo-chan's life hell.
[Ukoku] ... kittens. <3
[Koumyou] ..... curses Koumyou still doesn't know you left
[Gat] ...
[Koumyou] AND YOU DON'T KNOW I DIED
[Gat] ](
[Koumyou] WHICH IS A GOOD THING
[Koumyou] I GUESS
[Goku] ...
* Koumyou /)_(\
[Ukoku] wait who are you --
[Gat] sob you guys http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v521/eryne/Saiyuki/gatanaika.jpg
[Ukoku] I KNOW YOU DIED
[Ukoku] oh
[Ukoku] you mean your kid
[Ukoku] ha ha ha sanzo guess what
[Radu] adsgfhdgj
[Radu] ERYNE
[Ukoku] your dad died
[Koumyou] yes
[Koumyou] djfsjffsk
[Koumyou] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAY
* Gat cries
[Ukoku] sdajaslfjklasf SEAM RIPPER
[Goku] hkghkghgfdjgjax
[Koumyou] sjsdjjfdjks
[Koumyou] so
[Koumyou] so
[Koumyou] so
[Koumyou] beautiful
[Koumyou] omfdfhjd
[Gat] HAZEL CLICK THAT 8D
[Ukoku] MAYOR OF BLOWJOB TOWN
[Ukoku] CLICK THE LINK
[Shigure] ................. fay
[Shigure] ...
[Gat] kjdsafskd
[Shigure] ...
[Gat] neo put that on ping
[Ukoku] yes neo do
[Goku] HAZEL PUT MA-- yes
[Shigure] I don't want blowjobs anymore
[Gat] HAHAHAHAHlksndflkavs;
[Ukoku] Shigure, surprise blowjobs are more fun! |D
[Koumyou] g-god i just
[Koumyou] hazel's face
[Gat] HAHAHAHAHAH
[Goku] Gatonaika
[Hazel] ,,,
[Hazel] oh my god
[Koumyou] YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO SHOOP HIM
[Gat] floor show hakkai |D
[Hazel] oh my /god
[Ukoku] where are Hazel's eyes pointed, really
[Shigure] I DON'T WANT SURPRISE BLOWJOBS
[Gat] y-you really don'
[Gat] t
[Ukoku] Shigure, everyone wnats surprise blowjobs.
[Koumyou] WHO KNOWS
[Goku] Hazel looks like he's all "Gat your poking my elbow :/"
[Gat] jkfavlfndf
[Hazel] HIS ELBOW IS ALL UP INS
[Ukoku] asdjklHAHAH
[Hazel] WHY ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT
[Ukoku] i love how one picture turns us into like
[Ukoku] rabid blowjob scalliwags
[Goku] ........ asdkjfajka
[Hazel] ... blowjob scalliwags
[Gat] jgcjkvhb
[Hazel] cast ping y/n
[Ukoku] YES
* Gat PUTS IT ON PING
* Goku is now known as Goku|BlowjobScalliwag
* Ukoku PUTS IT ON PING TOO
* Gat is now known as Gat|blowjobscalliwag
* Hazel is now known as Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]
[Koumyou] ........
* Ukoku is now known as Nii[blowjobscalliwag]
[Shigure] ....
[Koumyou] I DON'T KNOW YOU
[Koumyou] ANY OF YOU}
[Gat|blowjobscalliwag] FLOOR JOIN US
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] JOIN US FLOOR
[Shigure] FLOOR JOIN THEM
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] baby
[Koumyou] NO
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] baby you love me
[Tokitoh] Pie hasn't joined either
[Radu] ...
[Koumyou] .....
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] KOUGAIJI GET ON THE BLOWJOB NICK
[Koumyou] :|
[Radu] ....
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] drapes on Koumyou. <3
[Koumyou] okay fine
[Radu] b-but
[Shigure] PIE JOIN THEM
[Radu] .....
[Tokitoh] GO KOU GO
* Radu is now known as Kou|blowjobscalliwag
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] :DDD
* Koumyou is now known as Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag
* Gat|blowjobscalliwag laughing so hard
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] SOB
* Goku|BlowjobScalliwag can't stop giggling
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] Hakkai is
* Shigure highfives Tokitoh
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] hilariously enough
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] cooking
[Gat|blowjobscalliwag] ...
* Tokitoh highfives Shigure!
[Gat|blowjobscalliwag] pfffffffffffft
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] and laughing from the kitchen
[Shigure] .... hahahahaha
[Gat|blowjobscalliwag] s-so ic
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] and being all "oh chilluns"
[Gat|blowjobscalliwag] XD
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] AHAHAHA so ic
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... XD
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAKKAI
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] OF OUR SCALLIWAGGEDNESS
* Gat|blowjobscalliwag is now known as Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] dffjks
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] AND OUR BLOWJOBS!!
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] I STARTED READING OUT LOUD
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] much better
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAH
* Goku|BlowjobScalliwag ... touches Sanzo
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] THEN GOT TO "OF OUR SCALL-NO I CAN'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD"
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag gives a blow-- ... to the head
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ... that didn't make it better
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ... no no it didn't.
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] Sanzo-han!!
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ]:
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] NO BLOWJOBS FOR HAZELS
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] I consider being alive a relative turn-on
* Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag c-crying
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] jdkf
* Kou|blowjobscalliwag touches Hazel
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
* Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG] sets mode: +v Kou|blowjobscalliwag
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ...
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] HEY
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] i don't want your youkai herp
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] dkjlags
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAHAHAA
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ](
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] dfhjskfjds
* Goku|BlowjobScalliwag sets mode: -o Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]
* Tokitoh is now known as Lirin
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ...
[Lirin] oniichan what's a blowjob?
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] o snap
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] fqjlekghwnrtjmky
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ug
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] \\ WHEN WAS I VASED
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] kjshfgdhfkjh'
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] sajfhdg
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] dfkfdgkdfdl
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] AUHG
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ASJFGHKGKJH
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] GET OFF THAT NICK
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHHAHAHA
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] DIE
[Lirin] :O
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] AJLDFSHHJKH'
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] so she's sitting next to me
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] and goes
[Lirin] :@
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] "I'm gonna do somethinghorrible right now."
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] hey lirin let's find out! :o
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] GOKU
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] TOO BAD ZAKURO'S NOT HERE
[Shigure] ...
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] NO BAD MONKEY
[Lirin] I bet oniichan is the best at blowjobs!
* Kou|blowjobscalliwag BAWWWWWWWWWW
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] gsfm,
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag SPANKS THE MON-- ... wait
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] gnhnnhgk
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] hdshhdjs
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] DLFKJFDS
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ow my soul
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] You still have a soul?
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ow
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ow
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ....
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] watches Genjo-chan spank the monkey. |D
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] :(
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ](
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ~A~
[Shigure] The Unlikely Story Of How Goku Learned What A Blowjob Was And How Much He Liked It
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] I hope someone is saving the log
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] mnbfvkdf
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] aksjfal
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] THE EPIC SAGA
[Shigure] Chapter 1: "Hey Lirin, what's a blowjob?"
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] BLOWJOB ARC
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] fghghffj
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] DSGKLFDG
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] lkcvnfx
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] adsfhdgs-sob
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] i pictured it as a children's story just now
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] when goku going up to people
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] asjdlkHAAHHAA
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] OH GOD
[Lirin] :@
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] WHAT'S A BLOWJOB? D':
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] it's like "everybody poops"
[Lirin] ONIICHAN LOOK
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] iaodjfaojdfa
[Shigure] hahahahaha
[Lirin] I MADE A BLOWJOB FACE
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] SDGKL;GFDG
[Lirin] :@
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] only "everybody asks what a blowjob is"
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHHAHA
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kjbvlanf
[Shigure] hjgvfe
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] oh my god
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] That's chapter 1
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] GOKU COULD GO FROM PERSON TO PERSON
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] it's like goodnight moon
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] made sexy
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] HAHA
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] omg
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] n-not sexy
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] oaisdjfoaij
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] s-sexy
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] It's okay, Goku-kun. YOu can ask me. <3 I won't lie~
[Lirin] if I have photoshop
[Lirin] I'd be making this
[Lirin] RIGHT NOW
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHA
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] . . .
* Goku|BlowjobScalliwag asks Sanzo instead.
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ..
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ...
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ]@
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] If my little sister ever asks Nii what a blowjob is
[Shigure] ...
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] I will END you Nii
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] what is that face
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] is that a blowjob face
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... |D
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAHHA
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] it's an angry blowjob
[Lirin] "One day Goku was coming back from fetching water when he heard Gojyo and Hakkai talking in the Jeep!"
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] sanzo specialty
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] nsdkjhAHAHAHAHA
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] DON'T BITE IT OFF
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ........ oh dear god
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHFLkj
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag OHMNOMNOM
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ..SDGK
[Lirin] "'My!' Hakkai said to Gojyo 'How good your Blowjob Technique is getting!'"
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] NOT SAFE
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] askjdk
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] jkgadfv
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] THAT'S NOT FOR NOMING SANZO D8
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] dkfkkgd
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] i am crying many tears
[Lirin] "'Yeah,' said Gojyo 'And it's all thanks to you.'"
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] oh my god
[Lirin] "A Blowjob? Goku thought, what's that!"
[Lirin] "It sounds delicious!"
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] NOT SAFE
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] "kinda salty actually"
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... now i imagining sanzo like
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] AAAAHHH
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] HAHAHAHA
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAA
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] getting goku a blowjob at a bar
[Lirin] "But Gojyo and Hakkai were very busy, so Goku decided he wouldn't ask them."
[Lirin] "So Goku went to Sanzo to find out what a blowjob was!"
[Lirin] "Sanzo was sitting in the temple drinking tea and reading the newspaper"
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] i-in the temple
[Lirin] "Sanzo, Sanzo!" Goku said, "What's a blowjob?"
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] sob!
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HE DOESN'T KNOW, BOY
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] IF HE DID
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HE WOULDn'T ACT LIKE HE DOES NOW
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHHAHAHA
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ha ha sanzo-han is so innocent
[Lirin] Suddenly Sanzo turned very red--like tomatoes!--and started yelling in a way that Goku couldn't understand.
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] dlkf
[Lirin] It sounded something like "asldkfjhasdklfjsklf"
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] jfjgjdkkdkgd
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] sda;kfjad ;j
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] on valentine's day nii is going to give Goku tips on getting sanzo into bed
[Lirin] Then Sanzo hit Goku. Sanzo hit Goku ten times that day. And that was terrible.
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ... omfg
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] .... omfg
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] nii
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] omg
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] HAHAHAHHA
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] fcgvhjkn.
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] sad;fjaka;jfa
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] HAHAHAHAHA
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHlfdkjdg
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] D-DO IT
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] hahahahahah
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] DO IT NII
[Shigure] NII I LOVE YOU
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] KOUMYOU IF I ROLL OVER ON VALENTINE'S MORNING
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] omg
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] and it can be in Hazel's cabin
[Lirin] So Goku decided he shouldn't ask Sanzo what a blowjob was. He went on a walk through the forest to find some water for his bruised head instead.
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] for more orz
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] AND ASK IF I CAN TEACH YOUR KID'S BRAT TO SEDUCE HIM
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] IS THAT OKAY
[Lirin] Along the way, Goku found his friend Zakuro!
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] SURE
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ....... NO
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] I MEAN
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] :|
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] NO!!!!
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Lirin] Zakuro knows about tasty things, Goku thought! Zakuro must know what a blowjob is!
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... z-zakuro
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] NOT ZAKURO
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ,,,,,,,,,
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] SOB!!
[Lirin] "Zakuro, Zakuro!" Goku said "What's a blowjob?"
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] omfg zakuro
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ... hazel would happily attempt to sabotage people's chances of ever getting farther than second base with sanzo
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] for lulz
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ... including your own?
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ..... ](
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ... SOB 8'[
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] teaches both Goku AND hazel.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] it's like a RACE
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ... oh god
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] omfg
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] OH GOD
[Lirin] "A blowjob, you say?" Zakuro said, and then laughed magnificently. "Of course you would ask me of all people, I knowing best the world of illusions. You do know that blowjobs are included in the realm of sexual fantasies, and of course I, Zakuro, would be a master of such things!"
* Goku|BlowjobScalliwag WILL WIN!!!!
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ... LIRIN
[Lirin] But Goku couldn't listen to Zakuro for that long
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAFDLkjdg
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] .... TOKITOH
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] I AM CRYING
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ......................... KAKERU
[Lirin] He was getting hungry.
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] HAHAHAHA
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ljvlasfknsgfsd TOKITOH
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] gfhkkf
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] adfjkakjd;a
[Lirin] So he decided to go into town to find some food!
[Lirin] While he was in town, he met Gat!
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] . . . .
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ..........
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ... sob
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAAHAHAHAH
[Shigure] ......................
[Lirin] "Gat is very large and never eats!" Goku thought, "Maybe he knows what a blowjob is!"
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] HhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Shigure] oh god
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kdjsblvjdfsvn[m FKJBlfsKVKJZDFB
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] k;asjfasf WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] why not he has experience Hazel
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] 8)
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] blowjob is starting to not even look like a real word anymore
[Lirin] "Gat! GAt!" Goku said, "Do you know what a blowjob is?"
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] .......
[Lirin] "..." Gat said.
* Shigure jedigasms
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] .... HAHAHAHHAHAHAA
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] that
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] i
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] --HAHAHAHA
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] hsahyjshdsahdsjsadjha
[Shigure] ,,,,,
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] sdjblandfvxkbas;ldkfnvLKSJBVDF
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHA
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] i just teared up a bit
[Shigure] ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] VJDFJGJGKDFLGFDJGKFDD
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] dklfjaskdjf c=can't breathe
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] AHdkjhsfd
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] p-p-perfect timing
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] I CAN'T BREATHE
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] AAAAHHHHHH
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] omfg i'm crying and wheezing
[Lirin] Goku decided maybe GAt did not know what a blowjob was.
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] sooob
[Lirin] But while Goku was waiting for Gat to reply, Hazel walked up!
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] NO
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ljfasvnlfks
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] NO NO NO
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] WHY D8
[Lirin] "Hazel is from the West!" Goku thought, "Maybe they have blowjobs there!"
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ajdkfja
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kjfabvkzdl
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] HEH
[Lirin] "Hazel! Hazel!" Goku said, "Do you know what a blowjob is?"
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] w-western blowjob
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] cowboy style
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag bows to Hazel's superior blowjob knowledge
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] bareback
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kjvaaafasz
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] SDFDJDK
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] df;jakjd
[Lirin] "My," Hazel said, "Ain't that mighty forward of you! You'll have t'ask me when you're older."
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] Doctor Blowjob.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHLFKDJgd
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] doijfoaidja
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] with a PhD
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] he's the one they call doctor feeeelgood
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ajdshfj
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] I have a degree.
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] In blowjobness?
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] he's the one that makes you feel allll right
[Lirin] Goku didn't understand what that meant. Maybe Hazel didn't know what blowjobs were after all.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] MAYOR OF BLOWJOB TOWN
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] YOU CAN TRUST ME, I'M A DOCTOR
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] PING!!
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHHAHAHA
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kadfsh
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] SOMEONE SAVE THIS LOG PLS
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] YOU CAN TRUST ME, I'M DRESSED LIKE A DOCTOR
[Lirin] While he was walking through town, Goku ran into Kougaiji!
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] koumyou i've got it
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] :D
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag is logging
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] .... :DDDD!!
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] <33333
[Lirin] "Kougaiji is my rival," Goku thought, "Maybe he will know what a blowjob is!"
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] hgkjgrdt
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] oi
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] oi oi
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHA
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] Kou kou tell me what a blowjob is
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] :DDDD
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ajdsfghh
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] pfft
[Lirin] "Kougaiji! Kougaiji!" Goku said, "What's a blowjob?"
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] NGDJGKDF
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] jkhn;j
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] kougaiji has the stone cold look of someone who has never known the touch of a woman
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ... or a man
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] SHUT UP HAZEL
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ... or an anything
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Lirin] Kougaiji stopped, stared, and sputtered, when all of a sudden Dokugakuji and Yaone appeared!
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] or his own hand
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] precisely.
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ,K,,,
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] OH SNAP
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] i hate you al
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] hahahahhha
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] alllllll
[Lirin] "Kou!" They said "We have to go back to the castle right now!"
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ilu kou :(
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] kldsjf
[Lirin] Without answering Goku's question, Kougaiji followed them.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] for strategic blowjob purposes
[Lirin] "Hey, wait!" Goku said, "You didn't tell me what a blowjob was!"
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] .... WHEN WILL I FIND OUT WHAT A BLOWJOB IS
[Lirin] So Goku followed them to the castle.
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] NEVER
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] Oh shit.
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] oh shi
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ...
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] .. .|D
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] |DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] MISTAKE
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ......
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] NOT SAFE
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] BAD END
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ONCE I THOUGHT YOU HAD A BRAIN
[Lirin] While he was at the castle, Goku met a prissy youkai scientist.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] o hwan <3
* Kou|blowjobscalliwag l-laughing so hard
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] hwan only knows what a blowjob is because I taught her
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] nods sagely.
[Lirin] "She looks very stuffy," Goku thought, "I don't know if she'll know what a blowjob is...but I'm going to ask anyway!"
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] hahahahaha
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] oisjfao'ajg
[Lirin] "Ms Scientist! Ms Scientist!" Goku said "Do you know what a blowjob is?"
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] Goku, you're so persevering. :[b
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] s-someone's saving this right
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] YES
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] I want to know what this fucking blowjob is ](
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] thinks Goku will give GREAT blowjobs once he knows how, with all this perseverance!
[Lirin] "What sort of question is that? How did you even get here?" the scientist lady asked, looking flustered and angry.
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] floor
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] floor
[Lirin] Before Goku could answer, he heard the voice of another scientist from behind him.
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] WHAT
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] I'll give them better than Gojyo ever could.
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] He is an enthusiastic learner.
[Lirin] "Oh, I'm sorry Hwan~ He's my special guest. <3"
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] hurr hurr hurr
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] floor you should have never given me this template
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v521/eryne/Saiyuki/gokunaika.jpg
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] sddhhfj
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] AGAHHAHFLSKJG
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] AHAHHAAH
[Lirin] Goku turned around and saw a silly-looking scientist with bunny slippers and a stuffed rabbit.
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] dksf;jaksd;fjasdkf;ajdfajg
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] aorgjak;dfjadf
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] GOKU LEARNED WHAT A BLOWJOB IS
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ajgiojaf;gajiga
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] dfgjjsjgkjsf
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] I am not silly looking. :(
[Lirin] "This guy looks crazy," Goku thought, "But I guess it never hurts to ask."
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] good boy
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] .... WHY AM I DUMB.
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ... gokunaika hurt my soul a little
* Retrieving #niisgapingblackvortex modes...
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ~A~
[Lirin] "Hey crazy scientist," Goku said, "Do you know what a blowjob is?"
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag doesn;t have a soul left after making that
* Goku|BlowjobScalliwag pats Sanzo
[Lirin] "Haha, do I ever~" the scientist answered with a leer, leaning down and ruffling Goku's hair. "Do you want me to show you?"
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] changes topic to '* Home of the Blowjob Scalliwags | FYI: KOUMYOU IS NOT A SEXUAL BEING D: D: D: |[Goku] .... WHY AM I DUMB. | * Nii is now known as BritNii^Spears | [Sanzo] HAZEL HURRY UP AND RAPE ME | [Hazel] this is blowjob town [Hazel] and i am the mayor '
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] AHHHHHHH
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] HAHAHAHA
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] JFGDKGK
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] HAHAHAHA
[Lirin] Goku decided that maybe this wasn't the best idea. So he beat the scientist over the head with his nyouboi and left the castle.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... goku let me show you -- JERK
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] sdfka; HAHAHAHA
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] WAS BEING HELPFUL!!!!
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] COCKBLOCKED
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHHA
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] AHFHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] I WAS YOUR ONLY CHANCE
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] Please tell me he runs into Koumyou next.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] _YOUR ONLY CHANCE_
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ...KOUMYOU'S DEAD
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] SOMEHOW HIS SPIRIT APPEARS OR SOMETHING
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] TO GUIDE GOKU THROUGH-- I can't finish that
[Lirin] Goku walked all the way back to the camp where Sanzo, Gojyo, and Hakkai were, defeated. If Gojyo and Hakkai thought blowjobs were so speical, why did no one know what they were?
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] I CAME FROM THE DEATH
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ...
[Lirin] Exhausted, Goku decided to take a nap at the side of the road.
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] TO TEACH YOU ABOUT BLOWJOB--no
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] is nothing, which is kind of like death. |D
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] HAHAHAHA
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ....
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ,...
[Lirin] While he was sleeping, Goku had a very strange dream.
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ... oh dear god
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] Oh god.
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ........
[Shigure] ....
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] _YES_
[Lirin] In his dream, there was a very old man who looked kind of like Sanzo, only not.
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] .. AHHHHHH
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] vcnbfghf
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] VERY OLD MAN
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAHA
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag COVERS GOKU'S EYES
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag IN HIS SLEEP!!!!
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ....
[Lirin] "He looks kind of like Sanzo," Goku thought, "And Sanzo knows lots of things. I might as well ask him."
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] c-can't breathe
* Shigure CRIES
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] omfg
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] he's like a sage of blowjobs
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kjdsagf
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAHA
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] asdjkl
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHHA
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] great sage of blowjobs
[Lirin] "Hey old Sanzo guy, Old Sanzo guy!" Goku said "Do you know what a blowjob is?'
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] I WOULD LIKE TO REITTERATE THAT FYI IN THE TOPIC PLZ
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] NOT
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] A SEXUAL BEIGN
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] BEING
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] !!!!!
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAA
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] THANK YOU SON
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ;o;
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] sanzo at last we agree on something
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] highfives
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] Seiten Taisei will soon mean Great Sage of Blowjobs. I have faith in the monkey.
[Lirin] "Oh, a blowjob...?" the Old Sanzo said, looking thoughtful "I wonder . . . " he mused, for a very long moment. Goku wanted to ask him another question, but he decided since he was dreaming he might as well wait.
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag BLOWS YOUR HAND OFF ... with a gun really
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] uhuhuhu
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] .....
[Lirin] "You know," the Old Sanzo said, hitting his hand with his fist, "You remind me of Kouryuu."
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] LKJFJSKdlg
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] FJDJGJDF
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] oiadjfaosdf HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[Lirin] But just when Goku was about to ask the Old Sanzo who Kouryuu was, he woke up.
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] OH GOD
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] DAMMIT
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HE WILL NEVER FIND OUT
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] WHY CAN'T I FIND OUT WHAT A BLOWJOB IS D8
[Lirin] This was no good, Goku thought, no one was giving him any answers!
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ASK JEEP, GOKU
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] lfjabnklfmlbkzn;dfblzdfbv
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] iodjfa
[Lirin] Frustrated, he started to head back to camp when he heard a familiar cheeping in the air.
[Lirin] It was Jeep!
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] OH GOD
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHHAHHAA
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kfjbfnzk;bafd
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] DAMMIT FLOOR
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] NOT SAFE
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] DSFHSJD
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] it's like choose your own blowjob adventure
[Lirin] "Jeep is a dragon and a Jeep," thought Goku, "But I've asked everyone else already!"
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] n-nii yess
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] doifjaoda
[Lirin] "Hey Jeep, Jeep!" Goku said, "Do you know what a blowjob is?
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] FGDJ
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] c-choose your own blowjob
[Lirin] "Cheep!" Jeep said, and cheerfully dove down Goku's pants.
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] i-is this beastiality
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] hlskJLSkf
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] asjdlksfkj;L
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] sdklf;jask;fjas;dfioajdfioadjfa
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ............
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] adsfghjgkj.
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] fnvgdhhfhsjjs
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] adkl:JK;jlkjLjsadlkjsklfdjKLJKLJlkjslkdfjlksF
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Lirin] And that was how Son Goku learned what a blowjob was.
[Lirin] THE END
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] OH MY GOD
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] jkdvsbkdfLvkjc
[Shigure] jkhgfcxdfgh+
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] IDSOJFO:ISDJF:OISDJFfiaojda;oidjgbmnao;fjig;a
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] OH GOD
* Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag a-applause
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kjnvskLDFNblkjsndBVLDKJFNB,sn FLNLSFKNLbnldfgavnalfjgha
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] s-someone psot this
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] CAN'T BREATHE
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] asljaslkjf
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] I'M POSTING IT
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] I
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] AM POSTING IT
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] I AM SOBBING A BIT
[Shigure] -----
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] sodijaoijf b-breathing i need it
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] oh
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] dsjfsjkdd
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] oh tokitoh never change
[Lirin] |D
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] YOU DON'T NEED TO BREATHE WITH A BLOWJOB GOKU
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] omfg
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] iodjfaoi
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] YOU HAVE LEARNED NOTHING
[Shigure] ...........
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] I STAYED UP JUST TO MAKE SURE GOKU RECEIVED HIS BLOWJOB EDUCATION
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] WITH THAT, I SLEEP
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] s-sob good night folks
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kfjg night neo
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] NIGHT HAZEL
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] SWEET DREAMS
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] NIGHT NEO
[Lirin] Night Hazel <3
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] NIGHT NEO <333
[Shigure] NIGHT NEO
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] DREAM OF BLOWJOBS
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] dream of blowjobs
* Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG] is now known as [seasonfinale`d]
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] MAY FLIGHTS OF BLOWJOBS
[Shigure] DREAM OF BLOWJOBS
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] DREAM OF BLOJOBS
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] --
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] hey
[[seasonfinale`d]] ...
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] WING YOU TO YOUR REST
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ......
[[seasonfinale`d]] ...
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHA
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] GOKU DON'T COPY ME
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] hjbnf
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] YOU GUYS
[[seasonfinale`d]] ... y-you guys omgwtf
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] I SAID IT FIRST
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] sob
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] I demand a sequel
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] Where Goku goes around
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] DENIED
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] and s-shows everyone
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] afdsghdgj
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] what a blowjob is
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] fghhdjf
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] hAHAHHAHAHAHA
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] bljadfnlvl
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAHAH
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] vakjflnabzdx
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] NAJDJLKSAFJKLSF
[Shigure] I APPROVE
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] GURE YOU HAVE NO VOTE
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] APP SAIYUKI
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] :D
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] THEN YOU HAVE A VOTW
[Shigure] WHY NOT
[Shigure] ---
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] The Day Goku Castrated Shangri-la
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] gure gure app my small child
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] njbLSVc
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ajdkf;aj;dfa
[Lirin] APP SAIYUKI SHIGURE
[Shigure] ... you have a small child?
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] and badtouch sanzo
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] well he's a big child now
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] kami-sama
[Shigure] WHY DOES NII HAVE A SMILE CHILD
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] but he has the mentality of a small child
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] |D
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kami-samaaaaaa
[Lirin] So now that Goku knew what a blowjob was, Goku decided that he should show everyone who didn't know how it was done!
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] because I saved him from a life of whoredom
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ....... tokitoh
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] fhdgdjfd
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] sdiofja
[Shigure] ...
[Lirin] Since Hakkai and Gojyo already knew what a blowjob was, he decided he didn't really need to teach them.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HSLkjd
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ]DDDDD
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] oh thank god
[Lirin] So one day Goku went up to Sanzo while he was sleeping in the shade.
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] HEY
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] NO
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ps: APP MY BROTHER
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] WHAT
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] NO
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ~A~
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAH
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHAHAHHA
[Lirin] "Hey Sanzo, hey Sanzo" Goku said, shoving him awake. "Guess what?"
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] GOJYO I HAVE AN APPER FOR YOUR BROTHER 8D
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ........ omg ;o;!!!111
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] see surpraise blowjobs are the best kind
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] OKAY THEN APP KOU'S GF
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] I APPROVE
[Lirin] "This better be important," Sanzo grumbled as he woke up.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... I'm topping one, Kou.
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] BE PIE'S TOPPY BITCH
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ETC
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] dokuuuuuuuuu
[Lirin] "It is!" Goku said, "I'm going to teach you what a blowjob is!"
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] asdmk
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] jadf
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ....for a moment I thought you meant I got to op :(
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHHAA
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] top*
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] I
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] and then I reeread that sentence :((((
[Lirin] So then Goku gave Sanzo a blowjob.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ...
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHAHA
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] n-no honey, you never top :(
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] I want to change my nick to great sage of blowjobs
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... y.
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] do it
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] SAYS FLOOR
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] Seiten Blowjobsei
[Lirin] And Sanzo hit him with the fan fourty-five times that day and fired three rounds.
[Lirin] But he seemed happy.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... sanzo you sucker.
* Goku|BlowjobScalliwag is now known as Seiten^Blowjobsei
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] gfjfjhkf
[Lirin] Then Goku went off into the forest to find Zakuro.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHA
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] NO
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] DAMMIT
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag is now known as Sanzo|dedfromblowjobs
[Lirin] He found Zakuro being attacked by a flock of birds.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... excellent.
[Lirin] "Hey Zakuro, Hey Zakuro!" Goku said, "I found out what a blowjob is!"
[Lirin] "Accursed fowl! How dare you foul my presence in this mighty forest! I, Zakuro, master of illusions will not be stopped so easily!"
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... <3
[Lirin] Zakuro seemed kind of busy, but Goku gave him a blowjob anyway.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] oiajdfaiodjfao
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ghjfgfd
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] GOOD MAN
[Lirin] Zakuro was very red after that--like a tomato!--but he seemed happy.
[Lirin] Next Goku went into town to find Gat.
[Sanzo|dedfromblowjobs] jghfx
[Lirin] Gat was standing behind Hazel while Hazel was shopping.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] sjdflha
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] Hazel was already giving Gat a blowjob--
[Lirin] "Yes!" Goku thought, "Two birds with one stone!"
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] oh
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] nevermind :(
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] NO
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHA
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] -- NO
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] GUYS
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] GUYS
[Lirin] "Hey Gat, Hey Hazel!" Goku said, "I found out what a blowjob is!"
[Lirin] "..." Gat said.
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAKKAI WANTS TO REQUEST THIS
* Shigure jedigasms
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] IN THE KINK MEM.-SDFSHJ
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] asdkjflha
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAH
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] BUT SHE ALREADY WROTE IT
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] IN THE KINK MEME
[Lirin] "Well mercy," Hazel said, "Doesn't that just beat all!"
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] oh gosh tokitoh post this in the kink meme
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] YEAH THAT'S WHY
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] SO SHE CAN POST IT
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] OH
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] YES
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] YES THAT
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] DO IT
[Lirin] So Goku gave Hazel and Gat blowjobs.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] YES
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] adjfklajkdja;
[Lirin] Hazel seemed a might be perturbed. Gat might have smiled a little.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAH
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] FGJGJDDK
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] jalfh HAHAHAHAHHA
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] it's because goku was better than hazela t it
[Sanzo|dedfromblowjobs] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] and hazel was NOT AMUSED
[Lirin] Next Goku went looking for Kougaiji, Gokugakuji and Yaone.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] ........
[Sanzo|dedfromblowjobs] a-all three at once
[Sanzo|dedfromblowjobs] goku has talent
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] my, goku-kun, you were very hungry. <3
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ....
[Lirin] He found them looking for Lirin who had gotten lost wandering around in town.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ................ oh no\
[Lirin] "Kougaiji! Dokugakuji! Yaone!" Goku said, "I found out what a blowjob is!"
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] s-sob
[Lirin] Kougaiji was flustered again, Yaone hid her face in her hands and Dokugakuji just sputtered.
[Lirin] So Goku gave them all blowjobs.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] .......
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ...Yaone too?
[Lirin] It was a little difficult with Yaone.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] HOW DID I GIVE ONE TO YAONE
[Lirin] But he thought he did a goob job.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] .... odfajldfa
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] VMBM
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] VHHJJD}
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHAHA
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] oijiojdasdiofja
[Shigure] Goku: Sex Guru. By Accident.
[Lirin] Next Goku went to the castle to find the prissy scientist lady. She was busy in a room with a very fancy-looking youkai lady, so Goku decided maybe he would leave them alone.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHAH
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] HAHHAHAHAHAHA
[Lirin] Instead, he went looking for the creepy scientist guy.
[Lirin] He found him at a computer, looking at pictures of bunny rabbits.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ...
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] porn <3
[Lirin] "Well, back for a demonstration?" the creepy scientist guy asked.
* Sanzo|dedfromblowjobs is now known as Fay
[Lirin] "No way," Goku said, "I'm going to show YOU what a blowjob is."
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] .......
[Lirin] So Goku gave the creepy scientist a blowjob.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] sdoijfasiodjfads HAHAHAHHA
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ...
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] SCORE.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] TAKE THAT BITCH
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] oh I've had better.
[Lirin] The creepy scientist laughed way too much, he thought.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] -- wait
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] ...
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] |D
[Lirin] On his way home, Goku was tired from giving so many blowjobs, so he decided to take a nap.
[Lirin] When he was a sleep, he had a strange dream.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] Oh god
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ....
[Lirin] In the dream, the old man who looked like Sanzo appeared again.
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] UJFDJJD
[Lirin] "Oh, it's you again, how are you today?" the Old Sanzo asked.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] HAHAHAHAH
[Fay] GOKU DO NOT GIVE MASTER A BLOWJOB
[Lirin] "Great!" Goku said, "I learned what a blowjob is!"
[Shigure] HE SHOULD GET ONE INSTEAD
[Fay] ... NO
[Lirin] "Haha, is that so?" the Old Sanzo asked with a smile.
[Lirin] So Goku gave the Old Sanzo a blowjob.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] iaodfjaiosdjfoaijsdfa
[Shigure] .,.
* Fay weeps
[Lirin] In the end, he forgot to ask about Kouryuu before he woke up.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] .........
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] goku
[Shigure] .....
[Lirin] When he woke up, Sanzo was standing over him with a fan.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] I will murder you D:
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] didn't even get that far.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] Hey Nii Hey Nii
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] jfdkkd
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] I got further than youo did
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] :D
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] DIE
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] :DDDD
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[Lirin] "What's going on, Sanzo?" Goku asked, "Do you want another blowjob? I'm kind of tired right now..."
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] :DDDDDDDD
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] .....
[Fay] ... koumyou was enough to tire goku out
[Lirin] "Idiot Monkey," Sanzo said, looking flustered and angry. "Don't go giving everyone blowjobs like that!"
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] oijoidfja
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] hahahahhaah
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] you tell 'em, genjo-chan
[Lirin] "But I wanted to show them I knew how!" Goku said.
[Lirin] Sanzo hit him with the fan again, "That's not how blowjobs work!"
[Lirin] "Well they how do they work?" Goku asked.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] sanzo, upon receiving one (1) blowjob, now understood everything
[Lirin] Looking very angry, like he was about to shoot another round at Goku again, Sanzo kneeled down on the ground in front of Goku.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] enlightment through blowjobs
[Lirin] "THIS is how they work," Sanzo said and he gave Goku a blowjob.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] SEE KOUMYOU
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] HAHAHAHA
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] YOU COULD HAVE ENLIGHTENED ME
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] THROUGH BLOWJOBS
[Lirin] Goku didn't quite get it. But he decided he liked Sanzo's blowjobs the best.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... d'aw.
[Lirin] THE END
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] aiodfjao
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] d'awww
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] <33333333333333333
[Fay] HAPPY ENDING YAY
[Fay] HEY IKKI
[Fay] LOOKIT HOW GAY HAZEL IS http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c328/superspecialaccount/1232561199020.jpg
[Fay] ... why is abel not in here to make fun of
[Ikki] ..... wow that is kind of homosexual
[Fay] gojyo seam ripper ping
[Fay] JUST A LITTLE
[Italy] ??
[Italy] Hazel's gay for a dead magical Native American.
[Kuraish] whut
[Italy] Well, and Sanzo. But.
[Kuraish] also that image makes me think like
[Fay] hush
[Kuraish] "BLOWJOBS FOR GAT"
[Fay] ... sdlkf
[Italy] ... sexy.
[Italy] WOULD HE MAKE AN EXPRESSION
[Italy] WERE HAZEL TO GIVE HIM A BLOWJOB
[Italy] or would it just be ":|" the entire time
[Kuraish] ...
[Fay] dsjafdj
* Kuraish is now known as Gat
* Gat ~A~
[Fay] kdjsalfg
[Gat] (someone shoop that)
* Gat is now known as Gojyo
* Fay ... opens ps
[Fay] someone link me to the ~A~ manga
* Shigure has joined #niisgapingblackvortex
[Shigure] .... I wanna see Gat getting blowjobs
[Fay] HI GURE
[Fay] ksdfdfsdk
[Shigure] THAT'S WHY I CAME
[Fay] so you ... came. to gat getting a blowjob.
[Shigure] .......
[Shigure] ...
[Fay] you said it okay
[Shigure] I....
[Shigure] ... FLOOR
[Shigure] THIS IS YOUR FAULT
[Fay] HAHAHA
[Fay] jdfsnlbn
[Gojyo] WHAT
[Gojyo] .....
[Gojyo] hang on fay
[Fay] kk
[Gojyo] i have the templates
[Fay] UHO
[Shigure] ... of gat getting blowjobs?
[Gojyo] ............
[Italy] ...
* Italy rewindows.
* Italy ... dies.
* Fay i-is dying
[Italy] shigure that
[Italy] well played
[Ikki] ...
[Shigure] :(
* Radu has joined #niisgapingblackvortex
[Fay] piiiiie
[Italy] pieeeeee
[Radu] hiiiiiiiiii
[Shigure] Pie did you come to watch Gat getting blown too?
[Fay] the only one not here now is the one giving the blowjobs damn it
* Fay is now known as Gat
[Gat] :|
[Radu] ....
[Gojyo] .....
[Radu] ....no gure no
[Gojyo] HAHAHAHAH
[Radu] but sure why not
[Ikki] ...
[Shigure] ...
* Gat touches Goku
[Gojyo] http://booru.nanochan.org/i/f80d05b2ced3b9da558e13b9a73649/yaranaika-cutout-158.png
[Ikki] ... *_*
[Gojyo] O/
[Gat] <3
[Gojyo] o/, too
* Hazel has joined #niisgapingblackvortex
* Hazel DRIVEBY GROPE
[Gojyo] IT'S BLOWJOB TIEM
[Shigure] THE BLOWJOB PROVIDER!
* Gat ~A~
[Italy] ... floor honey what.
[Gojyo] FAY ASKED FOR THE TEMPLATE
[Hazel] this is blowjob town
[Hazel] and i am the mayor
[Italy] ... i see.
[Gat] |D
* Italy is now known as Ukoku
[Radu] ....
[Ukoku] Is that so, little angel?
[Ukoku] :)
[Ikki] ...
[Gat] sob ilu all
[Radu] .....
[Shigure] ... can I have a blowjob too?
[Hazel] ...
[Hazel] :D?
[Hazel] ...
[Hazel] who are you!?
[Ikki] ...
[Gat] ...
[Radu] someone. op me.
[Gat] no :|
[Ikki] ...
* Ukoku sets mode: +o Radu
* Gat sets mode: +o Shigure
[Shigure] :(
* Gat sets mode: +v Hazel
* Gojyo changes topic to '* FYI: KOUMYOU IS NOT A SEXUAL BEING D: D: D: |[Goku] except sanzo got fuckowned and all I got was this lousy diadem :/ | * Nii is now known as BritNii^Spears | [Sanzo] HAZEL HURRY UP AND RAPE ME | [Hazel] this is blowjob town [Hazel] and i am the mayor '
[Shigure] :D!!
[Radu] \o/
[Gat] lfkdgaldsfd floor <3
* Ukoku sets mode: +o Hazel
[Radu] ...FLOOR BEAT ME
[Gojyo] \o/
[Ukoku] HAHAHA
[Hazel] ... SOB
* Tokitoh has joined #niisgapingblackvortex
[Ukoku] Angel, I'm so proud of you. <3
[Gat] ... SUP
* Ukoku didn't realize you'd grow up so right and proper!
[Hazel] ...
[Tokitoh] I came for the blowjobs o/
[Ikki] ...
[Gojyo] rotfl
[Hazel] I. I aim to please, Ukoku-han.
[Ikki] What is it, blowjob night in the Saiyuki chan?
[Shigure] hAHAHAHA
[Hazel] ifyouknowwhatimean.
[Radu] ....
[Ukoku] Ha ha, well, that probably makes Gat's job easier.
* Radu is now known as Kou
[Hazel] yes
* Ikki is now known as Goku
[Hazel] unless you're youkai
[Gojyo] THIS IS NOT MY FAULT
[Ukoku] ... My, you beat me to it. <3
[Goku] ....
[Gat] HAHA
[Hazel] blowjob town is also a segregated community
[Ukoku] (Ha ha ha, "beat".)
[Kou] ....actually I don't really want to be on this nick whiile Nii is around
[Goku] .... can I get a blowjob too? :D?
* Kou is now known as Radu
[Goku] That's food right
[Radu] scary :(
[Gojyo] jgjfkkgd
* Ukoku pats Goku-kun. :)
[Gojyo] ...
* Gojyo is now known as Koumyou
[Ukoku] ... :|
* Koumyou :)?
[Goku] ...
[Goku] HAHAHA
[Hazel] ...
[Hazel] I GUESS...
[Shigure] ...
[Tokitoh] no Goku you're thinking of fellatio
[Tokitoh] it's like ice cream
[Goku] Ohhh okay
[Goku] It sounds foreign :/
[Ukoku] My, Koumyou. Did you come for a blowjob too?
* Radu chokes
[Tokitoh] ask Sanzo for some
[Shigure] Koumyou blows Ukoku?
[Gat] ... oi
[Koumyou] NO SHIGURE DON'T START
[Ukoku] :)
[Goku] No Shigure, Ukoku blows Koumyou
[Koumyou] ...
[Ukoku] asjdlk now I'm thinking of that fic, floor ;;
* Koumyou HOLDS
* Ukoku HOLDS sob
[Ukoku] though now I want to traumatize Sanzo
[Ukoku] Koumyou~~~~~~ let's almost break the rules.
[Koumyou] KITTENS
[Koumyou] ... oh I guess that might work too
[Ukoku] And make Genjo-chan's life hell.
[Ukoku] ... kittens. <3
[Koumyou] ..... curses Koumyou still doesn't know you left
[Gat] ...
[Koumyou] AND YOU DON'T KNOW I DIED
[Gat] ](
[Koumyou] WHICH IS A GOOD THING
[Koumyou] I GUESS
[Goku] ...
* Koumyou /)_(\
[Ukoku] wait who are you --
[Gat] sob you guys http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v521/eryne/Saiyuki/gatanaika.jpg
[Ukoku] I KNOW YOU DIED
[Ukoku] oh
[Ukoku] you mean your kid
[Ukoku] ha ha ha sanzo guess what
[Radu] adsgfhdgj
[Radu] ERYNE
[Ukoku] your dad died
[Koumyou] yes
[Koumyou] djfsjffsk
[Koumyou] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAY
* Gat cries
[Ukoku] sdajaslfjklasf SEAM RIPPER
[Goku] hkghkghgfdjgjax
[Koumyou] sjsdjjfdjks
[Koumyou] so
[Koumyou] so
[Koumyou] so
[Koumyou] beautiful
[Koumyou] omfdfhjd
[Gat] HAZEL CLICK THAT 8D
[Ukoku] MAYOR OF BLOWJOB TOWN
[Ukoku] CLICK THE LINK
[Shigure] ................. fay
[Shigure] ...
[Gat] kjdsafskd
[Shigure] ...
[Gat] neo put that on ping
[Ukoku] yes neo do
[Goku] HAZEL PUT MA-- yes
[Shigure] I don't want blowjobs anymore
[Gat] HAHAHAHAHlksndflkavs;
[Ukoku] Shigure, surprise blowjobs are more fun! |D
[Koumyou] g-god i just
[Koumyou] hazel's face
[Gat] HAHAHAHAHAH
[Goku] Gatonaika
[Hazel] ,,,
[Hazel] oh my god
[Koumyou] YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO SHOOP HIM
[Gat] floor show hakkai |D
[Hazel] oh my /god
[Ukoku] where are Hazel's eyes pointed, really
[Shigure] I DON'T WANT SURPRISE BLOWJOBS
[Gat] y-you really don'
[Gat] t
[Ukoku] Shigure, everyone wnats surprise blowjobs.
[Koumyou] WHO KNOWS
[Goku] Hazel looks like he's all "Gat your poking my elbow :/"
[Gat] jkfavlfndf
[Hazel] HIS ELBOW IS ALL UP INS
[Ukoku] asdjklHAHAH
[Hazel] WHY ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT
[Ukoku] i love how one picture turns us into like
[Ukoku] rabid blowjob scalliwags
[Goku] ........ asdkjfajka
[Hazel] ... blowjob scalliwags
[Gat] jgcjkvhb
[Hazel] cast ping y/n
[Ukoku] YES
* Gat PUTS IT ON PING
* Goku is now known as Goku|BlowjobScalliwag
* Ukoku PUTS IT ON PING TOO
* Gat is now known as Gat|blowjobscalliwag
* Hazel is now known as Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]
[Koumyou] ........
* Ukoku is now known as Nii[blowjobscalliwag]
[Shigure] ....
[Koumyou] I DON'T KNOW YOU
[Koumyou] ANY OF YOU}
[Gat|blowjobscalliwag] FLOOR JOIN US
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] JOIN US FLOOR
[Shigure] FLOOR JOIN THEM
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] baby
[Koumyou] NO
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] baby you love me
[Tokitoh] Pie hasn't joined either
[Radu] ...
[Koumyou] .....
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] KOUGAIJI GET ON THE BLOWJOB NICK
[Koumyou] :|
[Radu] ....
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] drapes on Koumyou. <3
[Koumyou] okay fine
[Radu] b-but
[Shigure] PIE JOIN THEM
[Radu] .....
[Tokitoh] GO KOU GO
* Radu is now known as Kou|blowjobscalliwag
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] :DDD
* Koumyou is now known as Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag
* Gat|blowjobscalliwag laughing so hard
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] SOB
* Goku|BlowjobScalliwag can't stop giggling
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] Hakkai is
* Shigure highfives Tokitoh
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] hilariously enough
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] cooking
[Gat|blowjobscalliwag] ...
* Tokitoh highfives Shigure!
[Gat|blowjobscalliwag] pfffffffffffft
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] and laughing from the kitchen
[Shigure] .... hahahahaha
[Gat|blowjobscalliwag] s-so ic
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] and being all "oh chilluns"
[Gat|blowjobscalliwag] XD
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] AHAHAHA so ic
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... XD
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAKKAI
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] OF OUR SCALLIWAGGEDNESS
* Gat|blowjobscalliwag is now known as Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] dffjks
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] AND OUR BLOWJOBS!!
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] I STARTED READING OUT LOUD
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] much better
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAH
* Goku|BlowjobScalliwag ... touches Sanzo
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] THEN GOT TO "OF OUR SCALL-NO I CAN'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD"
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag gives a blow-- ... to the head
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ... that didn't make it better
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ... no no it didn't.
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] Sanzo-han!!
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ]:
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] NO BLOWJOBS FOR HAZELS
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] I consider being alive a relative turn-on
* Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag c-crying
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] jdkf
* Kou|blowjobscalliwag touches Hazel
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
* Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG] sets mode: +v Kou|blowjobscalliwag
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ...
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] HEY
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] i don't want your youkai herp
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] dkjlags
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAHAHAA
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ](
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] dfhjskfjds
* Goku|BlowjobScalliwag sets mode: -o Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]
* Tokitoh is now known as Lirin
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ...
[Lirin] oniichan what's a blowjob?
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] o snap
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] fqjlekghwnrtjmky
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ug
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] \\ WHEN WAS I VASED
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] kjshfgdhfkjh'
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] sajfhdg
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] dfkfdgkdfdl
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] AUHG
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ASJFGHKGKJH
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] GET OFF THAT NICK
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHHAHAHA
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] DIE
[Lirin] :O
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] AJLDFSHHJKH'
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] so she's sitting next to me
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] and goes
[Lirin] :@
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] "I'm gonna do somethinghorrible right now."
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] hey lirin let's find out! :o
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] GOKU
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] TOO BAD ZAKURO'S NOT HERE
[Shigure] ...
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] NO BAD MONKEY
[Lirin] I bet oniichan is the best at blowjobs!
* Kou|blowjobscalliwag BAWWWWWWWWWW
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] gsfm,
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag SPANKS THE MON-- ... wait
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] gnhnnhgk
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] hdshhdjs
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] DLFKJFDS
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ow my soul
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] You still have a soul?
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ow
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ow
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ....
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] watches Genjo-chan spank the monkey. |D
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] :(
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ](
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ~A~
[Shigure] The Unlikely Story Of How Goku Learned What A Blowjob Was And How Much He Liked It
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] I hope someone is saving the log
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] mnbfvkdf
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] aksjfal
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] THE EPIC SAGA
[Shigure] Chapter 1: "Hey Lirin, what's a blowjob?"
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] BLOWJOB ARC
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] fghghffj
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] DSGKLFDG
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] lkcvnfx
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] adsfhdgs-sob
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] i pictured it as a children's story just now
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] when goku going up to people
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] asjdlkHAAHHAA
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] OH GOD
[Lirin] :@
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] WHAT'S A BLOWJOB? D':
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] it's like "everybody poops"
[Lirin] ONIICHAN LOOK
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] iaodjfaojdfa
[Shigure] hahahahaha
[Lirin] I MADE A BLOWJOB FACE
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] SDGKL;GFDG
[Lirin] :@
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] only "everybody asks what a blowjob is"
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHHAHA
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kjbvlanf
[Shigure] hjgvfe
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] oh my god
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] That's chapter 1
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] GOKU COULD GO FROM PERSON TO PERSON
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] it's like goodnight moon
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] made sexy
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] HAHA
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] omg
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] n-not sexy
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] oaisdjfoaij
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] s-sexy
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] It's okay, Goku-kun. YOu can ask me. <3 I won't lie~
[Lirin] if I have photoshop
[Lirin] I'd be making this
[Lirin] RIGHT NOW
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHA
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] . . .
* Goku|BlowjobScalliwag asks Sanzo instead.
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ..
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ...
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ]@
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] If my little sister ever asks Nii what a blowjob is
[Shigure] ...
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] I will END you Nii
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] what is that face
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] is that a blowjob face
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... |D
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAHHA
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] it's an angry blowjob
[Lirin] "One day Goku was coming back from fetching water when he heard Gojyo and Hakkai talking in the Jeep!"
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] sanzo specialty
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] nsdkjhAHAHAHAHA
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] DON'T BITE IT OFF
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ........ oh dear god
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHFLkj
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag OHMNOMNOM
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ..SDGK
[Lirin] "'My!' Hakkai said to Gojyo 'How good your Blowjob Technique is getting!'"
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] NOT SAFE
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] askjdk
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] jkgadfv
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] THAT'S NOT FOR NOMING SANZO D8
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] dkfkkgd
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] i am crying many tears
[Lirin] "'Yeah,' said Gojyo 'And it's all thanks to you.'"
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] oh my god
[Lirin] "A Blowjob? Goku thought, what's that!"
[Lirin] "It sounds delicious!"
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] NOT SAFE
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] "kinda salty actually"
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... now i imagining sanzo like
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] AAAAHHH
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] HAHAHAHA
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAA
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] getting goku a blowjob at a bar
[Lirin] "But Gojyo and Hakkai were very busy, so Goku decided he wouldn't ask them."
[Lirin] "So Goku went to Sanzo to find out what a blowjob was!"
[Lirin] "Sanzo was sitting in the temple drinking tea and reading the newspaper"
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] i-in the temple
[Lirin] "Sanzo, Sanzo!" Goku said, "What's a blowjob?"
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] sob!
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HE DOESN'T KNOW, BOY
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] IF HE DID
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HE WOULDn'T ACT LIKE HE DOES NOW
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHHAHAHA
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ha ha sanzo-han is so innocent
[Lirin] Suddenly Sanzo turned very red--like tomatoes!--and started yelling in a way that Goku couldn't understand.
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] dlkf
[Lirin] It sounded something like "asldkfjhasdklfjsklf"
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] jfjgjdkkdkgd
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] sda;kfjad ;j
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] on valentine's day nii is going to give Goku tips on getting sanzo into bed
[Lirin] Then Sanzo hit Goku. Sanzo hit Goku ten times that day. And that was terrible.
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ... omfg
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] .... omfg
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] nii
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] omg
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] HAHAHAHHA
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] fcgvhjkn.
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] sad;fjaka;jfa
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] HAHAHAHAHA
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHlfdkjdg
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] D-DO IT
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] hahahahahah
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] DO IT NII
[Shigure] NII I LOVE YOU
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] KOUMYOU IF I ROLL OVER ON VALENTINE'S MORNING
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] omg
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] and it can be in Hazel's cabin
[Lirin] So Goku decided he shouldn't ask Sanzo what a blowjob was. He went on a walk through the forest to find some water for his bruised head instead.
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] for more orz
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] AND ASK IF I CAN TEACH YOUR KID'S BRAT TO SEDUCE HIM
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] IS THAT OKAY
[Lirin] Along the way, Goku found his friend Zakuro!
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] SURE
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ....... NO
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] I MEAN
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] :|
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] NO!!!!
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Lirin] Zakuro knows about tasty things, Goku thought! Zakuro must know what a blowjob is!
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... z-zakuro
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] NOT ZAKURO
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ,,,,,,,,,
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] SOB!!
[Lirin] "Zakuro, Zakuro!" Goku said "What's a blowjob?"
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] omfg zakuro
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ... hazel would happily attempt to sabotage people's chances of ever getting farther than second base with sanzo
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] for lulz
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ... including your own?
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ..... ](
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ... SOB 8'[
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] teaches both Goku AND hazel.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] it's like a RACE
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ... oh god
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] omfg
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] OH GOD
[Lirin] "A blowjob, you say?" Zakuro said, and then laughed magnificently. "Of course you would ask me of all people, I knowing best the world of illusions. You do know that blowjobs are included in the realm of sexual fantasies, and of course I, Zakuro, would be a master of such things!"
* Goku|BlowjobScalliwag WILL WIN!!!!
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ... LIRIN
[Lirin] But Goku couldn't listen to Zakuro for that long
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAFDLkjdg
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] .... TOKITOH
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] I AM CRYING
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ......................... KAKERU
[Lirin] He was getting hungry.
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] HAHAHAHA
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ljvlasfknsgfsd TOKITOH
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] gfhkkf
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] adfjkakjd;a
[Lirin] So he decided to go into town to find some food!
[Lirin] While he was in town, he met Gat!
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] . . . .
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ..........
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ... sob
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAAHAHAHAH
[Shigure] ......................
[Lirin] "Gat is very large and never eats!" Goku thought, "Maybe he knows what a blowjob is!"
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] HhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Shigure] oh god
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kdjsblvjdfsvn[m FKJBlfsKVKJZDFB
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] k;asjfasf WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] why not he has experience Hazel
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] 8)
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] blowjob is starting to not even look like a real word anymore
[Lirin] "Gat! GAt!" Goku said, "Do you know what a blowjob is?"
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] .......
[Lirin] "..." Gat said.
* Shigure jedigasms
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] .... HAHAHAHHAHAHAA
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] that
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] i
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] --HAHAHAHA
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] hsahyjshdsahdsjsadjha
[Shigure] ,,,,,
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] sdjblandfvxkbas;ldkfnvLKSJBVDF
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHA
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] i just teared up a bit
[Shigure] ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] VJDFJGJGKDFLGFDJGKFDD
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] dklfjaskdjf c=can't breathe
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] AHdkjhsfd
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] p-p-perfect timing
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] I CAN'T BREATHE
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] AAAAHHHHHH
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] omfg i'm crying and wheezing
[Lirin] Goku decided maybe GAt did not know what a blowjob was.
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] sooob
[Lirin] But while Goku was waiting for Gat to reply, Hazel walked up!
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] NO
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ljfasvnlfks
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] NO NO NO
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] WHY D8
[Lirin] "Hazel is from the West!" Goku thought, "Maybe they have blowjobs there!"
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ajdkfja
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kjfabvkzdl
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] HEH
[Lirin] "Hazel! Hazel!" Goku said, "Do you know what a blowjob is?"
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] w-western blowjob
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] cowboy style
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag bows to Hazel's superior blowjob knowledge
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] bareback
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kjvaaafasz
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] SDFDJDK
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] df;jakjd
[Lirin] "My," Hazel said, "Ain't that mighty forward of you! You'll have t'ask me when you're older."
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] Doctor Blowjob.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHLFKDJgd
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] doijfoaidja
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] with a PhD
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] he's the one they call doctor feeeelgood
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ajdshfj
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] I have a degree.
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] In blowjobness?
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] he's the one that makes you feel allll right
[Lirin] Goku didn't understand what that meant. Maybe Hazel didn't know what blowjobs were after all.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] MAYOR OF BLOWJOB TOWN
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] YOU CAN TRUST ME, I'M A DOCTOR
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] PING!!
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHHAHAHA
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kadfsh
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] SOMEONE SAVE THIS LOG PLS
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] YOU CAN TRUST ME, I'M DRESSED LIKE A DOCTOR
[Lirin] While he was walking through town, Goku ran into Kougaiji!
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] koumyou i've got it
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] :D
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag is logging
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] .... :DDDD!!
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] <33333
[Lirin] "Kougaiji is my rival," Goku thought, "Maybe he will know what a blowjob is!"
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] hgkjgrdt
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] oi
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] oi oi
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHA
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] Kou kou tell me what a blowjob is
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] :DDDD
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ajdsfghh
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] pfft
[Lirin] "Kougaiji! Kougaiji!" Goku said, "What's a blowjob?"
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] NGDJGKDF
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] jkhn;j
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] kougaiji has the stone cold look of someone who has never known the touch of a woman
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ... or a man
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] SHUT UP HAZEL
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ... or an anything
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Lirin] Kougaiji stopped, stared, and sputtered, when all of a sudden Dokugakuji and Yaone appeared!
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] or his own hand
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] precisely.
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ,K,,,
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] OH SNAP
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] i hate you al
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] hahahahhha
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] alllllll
[Lirin] "Kou!" They said "We have to go back to the castle right now!"
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ilu kou :(
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] kldsjf
[Lirin] Without answering Goku's question, Kougaiji followed them.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] for strategic blowjob purposes
[Lirin] "Hey, wait!" Goku said, "You didn't tell me what a blowjob was!"
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] .... WHEN WILL I FIND OUT WHAT A BLOWJOB IS
[Lirin] So Goku followed them to the castle.
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] NEVER
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ...
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] Oh shit.
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] oh shi
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ...
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] .. .|D
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] |DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ...
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] MISTAKE
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ......
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] NOT SAFE
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] BAD END
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ONCE I THOUGHT YOU HAD A BRAIN
[Lirin] While he was at the castle, Goku met a prissy youkai scientist.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] o hwan <3
* Kou|blowjobscalliwag l-laughing so hard
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] hwan only knows what a blowjob is because I taught her
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] nods sagely.
[Lirin] "She looks very stuffy," Goku thought, "I don't know if she'll know what a blowjob is...but I'm going to ask anyway!"
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] hahahahaha
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] oisjfao'ajg
[Lirin] "Ms Scientist! Ms Scientist!" Goku said "Do you know what a blowjob is?"
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] Goku, you're so persevering. :[b
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] s-someone's saving this right
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] YES
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] I want to know what this fucking blowjob is ](
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] thinks Goku will give GREAT blowjobs once he knows how, with all this perseverance!
[Lirin] "What sort of question is that? How did you even get here?" the scientist lady asked, looking flustered and angry.
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] floor
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] floor
[Lirin] Before Goku could answer, he heard the voice of another scientist from behind him.
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] WHAT
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] I'll give them better than Gojyo ever could.
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] He is an enthusiastic learner.
[Lirin] "Oh, I'm sorry Hwan~ He's my special guest. <3"
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] hurr hurr hurr
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] floor you should have never given me this template
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v521/eryne/Saiyuki/gokunaika.jpg
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] sddhhfj
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] AGAHHAHFLSKJG
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] AHAHHAAH
[Lirin] Goku turned around and saw a silly-looking scientist with bunny slippers and a stuffed rabbit.
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] dksf;jaksd;fjasdkf;ajdfajg
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] aorgjak;dfjadf
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] GOKU LEARNED WHAT A BLOWJOB IS
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ajgiojaf;gajiga
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] dfgjjsjgkjsf
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] I am not silly looking. :(
[Lirin] "This guy looks crazy," Goku thought, "But I guess it never hurts to ask."
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] good boy
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] .... WHY AM I DUMB.
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ... gokunaika hurt my soul a little
* Retrieving #niisgapingblackvortex modes...
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ~A~
[Lirin] "Hey crazy scientist," Goku said, "Do you know what a blowjob is?"
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag doesn;t have a soul left after making that
* Goku|BlowjobScalliwag pats Sanzo
[Lirin] "Haha, do I ever~" the scientist answered with a leer, leaning down and ruffling Goku's hair. "Do you want me to show you?"
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] changes topic to '* Home of the Blowjob Scalliwags | FYI: KOUMYOU IS NOT A SEXUAL BEING D: D: D: |[Goku] .... WHY AM I DUMB. | * Nii is now known as BritNii^Spears | [Sanzo] HAZEL HURRY UP AND RAPE ME | [Hazel] this is blowjob town [Hazel] and i am the mayor '
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] AHHHHHHH
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] HAHAHAHA
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] JFGDKGK
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] HAHAHAHA
[Lirin] Goku decided that maybe this wasn't the best idea. So he beat the scientist over the head with his nyouboi and left the castle.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... goku let me show you -- JERK
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] sdfka; HAHAHAHA
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] WAS BEING HELPFUL!!!!
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] COCKBLOCKED
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHHA
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] AHFHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] I WAS YOUR ONLY CHANCE
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] Please tell me he runs into Koumyou next.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] _YOUR ONLY CHANCE_
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ...KOUMYOU'S DEAD
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] SOMEHOW HIS SPIRIT APPEARS OR SOMETHING
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] TO GUIDE GOKU THROUGH-- I can't finish that
[Lirin] Goku walked all the way back to the camp where Sanzo, Gojyo, and Hakkai were, defeated. If Gojyo and Hakkai thought blowjobs were so speical, why did no one know what they were?
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] I CAME FROM THE DEATH
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ...
[Lirin] Exhausted, Goku decided to take a nap at the side of the road.
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] TO TEACH YOU ABOUT BLOWJOB--no
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] is nothing, which is kind of like death. |D
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] HAHAHAHA
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ....
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ,...
[Lirin] While he was sleeping, Goku had a very strange dream.
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ... oh dear god
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] Oh god.
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ........
[Shigure] ....
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] _YES_
[Lirin] In his dream, there was a very old man who looked kind of like Sanzo, only not.
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] .. AHHHHHH
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] vcnbfghf
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] VERY OLD MAN
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAHA
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag COVERS GOKU'S EYES
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag IN HIS SLEEP!!!!
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ....
[Lirin] "He looks kind of like Sanzo," Goku thought, "And Sanzo knows lots of things. I might as well ask him."
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] c-can't breathe
* Shigure CRIES
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] omfg
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] he's like a sage of blowjobs
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kjdsagf
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAHA
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] asdjkl
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHHA
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] great sage of blowjobs
[Lirin] "Hey old Sanzo guy, Old Sanzo guy!" Goku said "Do you know what a blowjob is?'
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] I WOULD LIKE TO REITTERATE THAT FYI IN THE TOPIC PLZ
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] NOT
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] A SEXUAL BEIGN
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] BEING
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] !!!!!
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAA
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] THANK YOU SON
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] ;o;
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] sanzo at last we agree on something
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] highfives
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] Seiten Taisei will soon mean Great Sage of Blowjobs. I have faith in the monkey.
[Lirin] "Oh, a blowjob...?" the Old Sanzo said, looking thoughtful "I wonder . . . " he mused, for a very long moment. Goku wanted to ask him another question, but he decided since he was dreaming he might as well wait.
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag BLOWS YOUR HAND OFF ... with a gun really
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] uhuhuhu
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] .....
[Lirin] "You know," the Old Sanzo said, hitting his hand with his fist, "You remind me of Kouryuu."
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] LKJFJSKdlg
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] FJDJGJDF
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] oiadjfaosdf HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[Lirin] But just when Goku was about to ask the Old Sanzo who Kouryuu was, he woke up.
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] OH GOD
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] DAMMIT
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HE WILL NEVER FIND OUT
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] WHY CAN'T I FIND OUT WHAT A BLOWJOB IS D8
[Lirin] This was no good, Goku thought, no one was giving him any answers!
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ASK JEEP, GOKU
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] lfjabnklfmlbkzn;dfblzdfbv
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] iodjfa
[Lirin] Frustrated, he started to head back to camp when he heard a familiar cheeping in the air.
[Lirin] It was Jeep!
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] OH GOD
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHHAHHAA
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kfjbfnzk;bafd
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] DAMMIT FLOOR
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] NOT SAFE
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] DSFHSJD
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] it's like choose your own blowjob adventure
[Lirin] "Jeep is a dragon and a Jeep," thought Goku, "But I've asked everyone else already!"
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] n-nii yess
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] doifjaoda
[Lirin] "Hey Jeep, Jeep!" Goku said, "Do you know what a blowjob is?
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] FGDJ
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] c-choose your own blowjob
[Lirin] "Cheep!" Jeep said, and cheerfully dove down Goku's pants.
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] i-is this beastiality
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] hlskJLSkf
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] asjdlksfkj;L
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] sdklf;jask;fjas;dfioajdfioadjfa
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] ............
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] adsfghjgkj.
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] fnvgdhhfhsjjs
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] adkl:JK;jlkjLjsadlkjsklfdjKLJKLJlkjslkdfjlksF
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Lirin] And that was how Son Goku learned what a blowjob was.
[Lirin] THE END
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] OH MY GOD
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] jkdvsbkdfLvkjc
[Shigure] jkhgfcxdfgh+
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] IDSOJFO:ISDJF:OISDJFfiaojda;oidjgbmnao;fjig;a
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] OH GOD
* Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag a-applause
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kjnvskLDFNblkjsndBVLDKJFNB,sn FLNLSFKNLbnldfgavnalfjgha
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] s-someone psot this
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] CAN'T BREATHE
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] asljaslkjf
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] I'M POSTING IT
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] I
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] AM POSTING IT
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] I AM SOBBING A BIT
[Shigure] -----
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] sodijaoijf b-breathing i need it
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] oh
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] dsjfsjkdd
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] oh tokitoh never change
[Lirin] |D
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] YOU DON'T NEED TO BREATHE WITH A BLOWJOB GOKU
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] omfg
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] iodjfaoi
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] YOU HAVE LEARNED NOTHING
[Shigure] ...........
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] I STAYED UP JUST TO MAKE SURE GOKU RECEIVED HIS BLOWJOB EDUCATION
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] WITH THAT, I SLEEP
[Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG]] s-sob good night folks
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kfjg night neo
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] NIGHT HAZEL
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] SWEET DREAMS
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] NIGHT NEO
[Lirin] Night Hazel <3
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] NIGHT NEO <333
[Shigure] NIGHT NEO
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] DREAM OF BLOWJOBS
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] dream of blowjobs
* Hazel[BLOWJOBSCALLIWAG] is now known as [seasonfinale`d]
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] MAY FLIGHTS OF BLOWJOBS
[Shigure] DREAM OF BLOWJOBS
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] DREAM OF BLOJOBS
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] --
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] hey
[[seasonfinale`d]] ...
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] WING YOU TO YOUR REST
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ......
[[seasonfinale`d]] ...
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHA
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] GOKU DON'T COPY ME
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] hjbnf
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] YOU GUYS
[[seasonfinale`d]] ... y-you guys omgwtf
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] I SAID IT FIRST
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] sob
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] I demand a sequel
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] Where Goku goes around
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] DENIED
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] and s-shows everyone
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] afdsghdgj
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] what a blowjob is
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] fghhdjf
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] hAHAHHAHAHAHA
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] bljadfnlvl
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAHAH
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] vakjflnabzdx
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] NAJDJLKSAFJKLSF
[Shigure] I APPROVE
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] GURE YOU HAVE NO VOTE
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] APP SAIYUKI
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] :D
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] THEN YOU HAVE A VOTW
[Shigure] WHY NOT
[Shigure] ---
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] The Day Goku Castrated Shangri-la
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] gure gure app my small child
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] njbLSVc
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ajdkf;aj;dfa
[Lirin] APP SAIYUKI SHIGURE
[Shigure] ... you have a small child?
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] and badtouch sanzo
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] well he's a big child now
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] kami-sama
[Shigure] WHY DOES NII HAVE A SMILE CHILD
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] but he has the mentality of a small child
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] |D
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] kami-samaaaaaa
[Lirin] So now that Goku knew what a blowjob was, Goku decided that he should show everyone who didn't know how it was done!
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] because I saved him from a life of whoredom
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ....... tokitoh
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] fhdgdjfd
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] sdiofja
[Shigure] ...
[Lirin] Since Hakkai and Gojyo already knew what a blowjob was, he decided he didn't really need to teach them.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HSLkjd
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ]DDDDD
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] oh thank god
[Lirin] So one day Goku went up to Sanzo while he was sleeping in the shade.
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] HEY
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] NO
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ps: APP MY BROTHER
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] WHAT
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] NO
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] ~A~
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAH
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHAHAHHA
[Lirin] "Hey Sanzo, hey Sanzo" Goku said, shoving him awake. "Guess what?"
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] GOJYO I HAVE AN APPER FOR YOUR BROTHER 8D
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ........ omg ;o;!!!111
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] see surpraise blowjobs are the best kind
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] OKAY THEN APP KOU'S GF
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] I APPROVE
[Lirin] "This better be important," Sanzo grumbled as he woke up.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... I'm topping one, Kou.
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] BE PIE'S TOPPY BITCH
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ETC
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] dokuuuuuuuuu
[Lirin] "It is!" Goku said, "I'm going to teach you what a blowjob is!"
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] asdmk
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] jadf
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ....for a moment I thought you meant I got to op :(
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHHAA
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] top*
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] I
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] and then I reeread that sentence :((((
[Lirin] So then Goku gave Sanzo a blowjob.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ...
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHAHA
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] n-no honey, you never top :(
[Goku|BlowjobScalliwag] I want to change my nick to great sage of blowjobs
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... y.
[Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag] do it
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] SAYS FLOOR
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] Seiten Blowjobsei
[Lirin] And Sanzo hit him with the fan fourty-five times that day and fired three rounds.
[Lirin] But he seemed happy.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... sanzo you sucker.
* Goku|BlowjobScalliwag is now known as Seiten^Blowjobsei
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] gfjfjhkf
[Lirin] Then Goku went off into the forest to find Zakuro.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHA
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] NO
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] DAMMIT
* Sanzo|blowjobscalliwag is now known as Sanzo|dedfromblowjobs
[Lirin] He found Zakuro being attacked by a flock of birds.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... excellent.
[Lirin] "Hey Zakuro, Hey Zakuro!" Goku said, "I found out what a blowjob is!"
[Lirin] "Accursed fowl! How dare you foul my presence in this mighty forest! I, Zakuro, master of illusions will not be stopped so easily!"
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... <3
[Lirin] Zakuro seemed kind of busy, but Goku gave him a blowjob anyway.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] oiajdfaiodjfao
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] ghjfgfd
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] GOOD MAN
[Lirin] Zakuro was very red after that--like a tomato!--but he seemed happy.
[Lirin] Next Goku went into town to find Gat.
[Sanzo|dedfromblowjobs] jghfx
[Lirin] Gat was standing behind Hazel while Hazel was shopping.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] sjdflha
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] Hazel was already giving Gat a blowjob--
[Lirin] "Yes!" Goku thought, "Two birds with one stone!"
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] oh
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] nevermind :(
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] NO
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHA
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] -- NO
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] GUYS
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] GUYS
[Lirin] "Hey Gat, Hey Hazel!" Goku said, "I found out what a blowjob is!"
[Lirin] "..." Gat said.
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAKKAI WANTS TO REQUEST THIS
* Shigure jedigasms
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] IN THE KINK MEM.-SDFSHJ
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] asdkjflha
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAH
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] BUT SHE ALREADY WROTE IT
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] IN THE KINK MEME
[Lirin] "Well mercy," Hazel said, "Doesn't that just beat all!"
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] oh gosh tokitoh post this in the kink meme
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] YEAH THAT'S WHY
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] SO SHE CAN POST IT
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] OH
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] YES
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] YES THAT
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] DO IT
[Lirin] So Goku gave Hazel and Gat blowjobs.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] YES
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] adjfklajkdja;
[Lirin] Hazel seemed a might be perturbed. Gat might have smiled a little.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAH
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] FGJGJDDK
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] jalfh HAHAHAHAHHA
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] it's because goku was better than hazela t it
[Sanzo|dedfromblowjobs] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] and hazel was NOT AMUSED
[Lirin] Next Goku went looking for Kougaiji, Gokugakuji and Yaone.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] ........
[Sanzo|dedfromblowjobs] a-all three at once
[Sanzo|dedfromblowjobs] goku has talent
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] my, goku-kun, you were very hungry. <3
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ....
[Lirin] He found them looking for Lirin who had gotten lost wandering around in town.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ................ oh no\
[Lirin] "Kougaiji! Dokugakuji! Yaone!" Goku said, "I found out what a blowjob is!"
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] s-sob
[Lirin] Kougaiji was flustered again, Yaone hid her face in her hands and Dokugakuji just sputtered.
[Lirin] So Goku gave them all blowjobs.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] .......
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ...Yaone too?
[Lirin] It was a little difficult with Yaone.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] HOW DID I GIVE ONE TO YAONE
[Lirin] But he thought he did a goob job.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] .... odfajldfa
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] VMBM
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] HAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] VHHJJD}
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHAHA
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] oijiojdasdiofja
[Shigure] Goku: Sex Guru. By Accident.
[Lirin] Next Goku went to the castle to find the prissy scientist lady. She was busy in a room with a very fancy-looking youkai lady, so Goku decided maybe he would leave them alone.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] HAHAHAHAH
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] HAHHAHAHAHAHA
[Lirin] Instead, he went looking for the creepy scientist guy.
[Lirin] He found him at a computer, looking at pictures of bunny rabbits.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ...
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] porn <3
[Lirin] "Well, back for a demonstration?" the creepy scientist guy asked.
* Sanzo|dedfromblowjobs is now known as Fay
[Lirin] "No way," Goku said, "I'm going to show YOU what a blowjob is."
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] .......
[Lirin] So Goku gave the creepy scientist a blowjob.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] sdoijfasiodjfads HAHAHAHHA
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ...
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] SCORE.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] TAKE THAT BITCH
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] oh I've had better.
[Lirin] The creepy scientist laughed way too much, he thought.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] -- wait
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] ...
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] |D
[Lirin] On his way home, Goku was tired from giving so many blowjobs, so he decided to take a nap.
[Lirin] When he was a sleep, he had a strange dream.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] Oh god
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] ....
[Lirin] In the dream, the old man who looked like Sanzo appeared again.
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] UJFDJJD
[Lirin] "Oh, it's you again, how are you today?" the Old Sanzo asked.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] HAHAHAHAH
[Fay] GOKU DO NOT GIVE MASTER A BLOWJOB
[Lirin] "Great!" Goku said, "I learned what a blowjob is!"
[Shigure] HE SHOULD GET ONE INSTEAD
[Fay] ... NO
[Lirin] "Haha, is that so?" the Old Sanzo asked with a smile.
[Lirin] So Goku gave the Old Sanzo a blowjob.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] iaodfjaiosdjfoaijsdfa
[Shigure] .,.
* Fay weeps
[Lirin] In the end, he forgot to ask about Kouryuu before he woke up.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] .........
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] goku
[Shigure] .....
[Lirin] When he woke up, Sanzo was standing over him with a fan.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] I will murder you D:
* Nii[blowjobscalliwag] didn't even get that far.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] Hey Nii Hey Nii
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] jfdkkd
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] I got further than youo did
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] :D
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] DIE
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] :DDDD
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[Lirin] "What's going on, Sanzo?" Goku asked, "Do you want another blowjob? I'm kind of tired right now..."
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] :DDDDDDDD
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] .....
[Fay] ... koumyou was enough to tire goku out
[Lirin] "Idiot Monkey," Sanzo said, looking flustered and angry. "Don't go giving everyone blowjobs like that!"
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] oijoidfja
[Koumyou|BlowjobScalliwag] hahahahhaah
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] you tell 'em, genjo-chan
[Lirin] "But I wanted to show them I knew how!" Goku said.
[Lirin] Sanzo hit him with the fan again, "That's not how blowjobs work!"
[Lirin] "Well they how do they work?" Goku asked.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] sanzo, upon receiving one (1) blowjob, now understood everything
[Lirin] Looking very angry, like he was about to shoot another round at Goku again, Sanzo kneeled down on the ground in front of Goku.
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] enlightment through blowjobs
[Lirin] "THIS is how they work," Sanzo said and he gave Goku a blowjob.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] SEE KOUMYOU
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] HAHAHAHA
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] YOU COULD HAVE ENLIGHTENED ME
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] THROUGH BLOWJOBS
[Lirin] Goku didn't quite get it. But he decided he liked Sanzo's blowjobs the best.
[Nii[blowjobscalliwag]] ... d'aw.
[Lirin] THE END
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] aiodfjao
[Kou|blowjobscalliwag] d'awww
[Seiten^Blowjobsei] <33333333333333333
[Fay] HAPPY ENDING YAY