[AU]

[amurderof]

Hmm. Usa-chan, do you think the candles are a bit much?

Comments

[like_im_blind]

What on earth...?

[amurderof]

Jizabel! I am shocked to see you.

[like_im_blind]

Liar. What's all this, then?

[amurderof]

Isn't it romantic~?

[like_im_blind]

Sickeningly so.

[eyes glaze over the rose petals scattered everywhere]

Planning on seducing some innocent young lady?

[amurderof]

You really can't think innocents are any fun.

[like_im_blind]

Not unless you plan on some corruption.

[amurderof]

Can't I simply be doing something nice for a dear friend~?

[like_im_blind]

... Nii, my dear. This is not for me.

[amurderof]

You misunderstand.

You just don't like it.

[advancing on]

[like_im_blind]

[... stepping to the side]

It's ridiculous. If this is your attempt at seduction, I must worry if I'm truly speaking to Nii, or perhaps to some stranger who simply looks like you.

[amurderof]

To the average person, this would be quite effective, don't you think?

[slings an arm around Jizabel's waist]

[like_im_blind]

[lets him, but doesn't look impressed. at all]

If they're a simpering fool, perhaps.

[amurderof]

They say that the key to a successful love life is "spicing things up in the bedroom"! Haven't you ever heard that?

[tugging Jizabel over]

[like_im_blind]

I'm afraid you'll have to be a bit more creative than this to perk my interest.

[amurderof]

Mmn. Am I also not exciting enough on my own?

[wraps both arms around Jizabel's waist, and leans in to nibble on his ear ♥]