you can tell we are bored...

[amun]

AOL
AOL Tech: thanks for calling america online, my names jason how may i help you today
Scott: i want 2 pizzas and a coke.
AOL Tech: Uhh okay..
Scott: do you have those breadsticks things
AOL Tech: this is america online's help desk
Scott: u have peperioni, and those breadsticks?
AOL Tech: this is america onilne, the internet service.
Scott: I created the internet.
AOL Tech: thats nice.
Scott: anyways i want 2 pizza's
AOL Tech: okay we'll have that delivered to you in 2 minutes.
Scott: WAIT, you bitch! ..slut
*click*

Strike Two:

411
Scott: hello?
Operator: hello?
Scott: Hello?
Scott: I need 2 pizzas and a coke.
Operator: ok?
Scott: do u have breadsticks with dippin sauce
Operator: where are you trying to reach?
Scott: Pizza hut I want pizza.
Scott: i just want 2 pizzas and a coke
Operator: what number are you looking for.
Scott: im lookin for pizza and a coke.
Operator: where are you calling from
Scott: ontero canada
Operator: then dial 00
*click*