Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Yoooooouuuuuuuuu NJ!
I'd like to congratulate the infuriating combination of entropy, self interest, corruption, apathy, and unintended consequences that turn our legal system into a racket for squeezing arbitrary amounts of money out of semi-randomly chosen victims on extracting tribute from me today. I hope you choke on it.
And on behalf of myself and everyone else in that courtroom today, the vast majority of whom are a lot more vulnerable than me and have to put up with a lot more of this bullshit than I do, I'd like to extend a very special eat shit and die to the city of Asbury Park, NJ.
Oh, and if any of y'all plan to drive in NJ in the foreseeable future, make sure you have proof of insurance that complies with New Jersey's laws, because NJ cops don't give a shit that the law they're enforcing is unconstitutional (see article IV), and you'll find yourself having to drive back to NJ, because that particular violation requires a court appearance.
In short, everyone in the New Jersey legal system, including the legislators, can rot in hell.