the good the bad and the ugly......

[amsterdamcp11]

the good the bad and the ugly......once upon a time there was a boy who lived in a magical world, he dreamed of doing magical things, with a magic stick........maybe even a magic wand..... what ever you perfere to call it. he was become a master magic and hes dream was to one day wax school gym floor and make it so shinny and buetiful you can see your self in it......but this is not an easy task you see there is a creature called the yahecsaerswewewewewer (its german and means, yoyo) and he stalkes the ground and takes dirt from children that frolick around on the gym floor and spreads it around all over.....and......it.......gets dirty......anyways, the boy couldnt just do this on his own he need help and training, so he searched the world called people in the yellowpages, went door to door, even cheaked all the bowling allys in the tri-county area! and he finally found a man by the name of ali-kabob-shisakabob (hes arabian and wheres a turban) and he trained the boy for many years......(becasue the boy couldnt understand his arabian tounge) but after all was said and done he fought the yahecsaerswewewewewer with his magic wand.....casted a few spells.....and you know......BOOM BAM SPLAT KEPLAT BARK!!!!! and then he exploded :)

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