You Take the Good. You Take the Bad. You Take Them Both and There You Have...
So my iPod Touch failed hard. Sending it back to Apple for a replacement today. I can't say anything bad about their customer service though. Fuck they're good. FedEx too. Good on you.
Half of the girls at West Middle School have a crush on me. I'm the cute teacher now. This is good for two reasons. They listen to me like fucking crazy. AND it means I'm more awesome than that fat cunt, Marcus. Marcus is also student teaching at West. He is a fat cunt. He also happens to be fake as fuck.
The other day, I saw him in the hall and we were talking about our pre-assessments and I told a genuinely neat story about one of my student's answers. I chuckled. He tried to tell me an amusing story from one of his students. It was neat at best. He nearly shit his pants fake-laughing at his own story. I'm fine with people fake-laughing at my stories. Don't fake laugh at one of your own. Makes you look like a cunt. Besides, my students blow the fuck out of his students any day of the week. Marcus, you're a fat cunt. I win.
Lastly, I just read this and it ruined my day. http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/02/12/baghdad.dogs/index.html Time to go play video games.
...The Facts of Life
Half of the girls at West Middle School have a crush on me. I'm the cute teacher now. This is good for two reasons. They listen to me like fucking crazy. AND it means I'm more awesome than that fat cunt, Marcus. Marcus is also student teaching at West. He is a fat cunt. He also happens to be fake as fuck.
The other day, I saw him in the hall and we were talking about our pre-assessments and I told a genuinely neat story about one of my student's answers. I chuckled. He tried to tell me an amusing story from one of his students. It was neat at best. He nearly shit his pants fake-laughing at his own story. I'm fine with people fake-laughing at my stories. Don't fake laugh at one of your own. Makes you look like a cunt. Besides, my students blow the fuck out of his students any day of the week. Marcus, you're a fat cunt. I win.
Lastly, I just read this and it ruined my day. http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/02/12/baghdad.dogs/index.html Time to go play video games.
...The Facts of Life