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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, fyre_moon (-5000 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last month backupzacismine and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In October I gave taproot_dreams a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5831 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
amps_84_angel