SO

[ampoule]

My eye hurts, and if I have pink eye, I am gouging my eyeball out and getting an eye patch. Just in case you wanted to know.

Comments

[un_endlich]

your icon whut

You should just gouge your eyeball out anyway and sell it on ebay so you can buy yourself more monkeys

[ampoule]

HE'S DANCING FOR YOOOOUUU

Psh, I could just catch some monkeys for free, then buy a vending machine with my eyeball money.

[un_endlich]

HE DANCES SO VERY WELL I AM IMPRESSED

Pfttttt you don't know how to catch monkeys, I don't think that's gonna work!

[ampoule]

I do too! You shoot them then walk on them. Or use the net. USE THE NET.

I WANNA BE THE VEEEERY BEST THAT NO ONE EVER WAS

[un_endlich]

You don't catch monkeys by throwing nets at them, okay. You catch monkeys by throwing bananas at them, duhhhh!

TO CATCH MONKEYS IS MY REAL TEST

[ampoule]

NO YOU HOLD THE NET. If you threw it, you would run out, then Natalie would stab you in the face D':

TO FEED THEM IS MY CAUSE

[un_endlich]

Natalie's going to stab you in the face anyway since you don't know how to catch monkeys!

I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS GROZNYJ GRAD SEARCHING FAR AND WIIIIIIDE

[ampoule]

I DO KNOW HOW

PUNCHING SOKOLOV TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT'S INSIIIIIDE

[un_endlich]

NO YOU DON'T THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE ZERO MONKEYS RIGHT NOW. ZERO.