THEGODDAMNBATMAN FICS

[cyranothe2nd]

Because everyone needs Batman/Joker slash in their lives....


Title: Blessed Are the Merciful
Author:
kitcatitalica
Reader:
cyranothe2nd
Pairings: light or ambiguous Bruce/Joker
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: some violence and death, slight language, lotta angst and h/c, but otherwise pretty tame
Length: 45 minutes
Fic Summary: Joker breaks out of Arkham during the events of The Dark Knight Rises.  He acts behind the scenes in a way no one truly expected - not even him.
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Title: Curveballs
Author:
lifeasacloud
Reader:
cyranothe2nd
Pairing: Batman/Joker
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Because he keeps throwing you curveballs, so you decide to throw one back.
Warnings: sex and violence
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Title: Losing the Game
Author:
lifeasacloud
Reader:
cyranothe2nd
Pairing: Batman/Joker
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sex and realizations
Length: 5 minutes
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Title: New Material
Author:
aheadofthecurve
Reader:
cyranothe2nd
Length: 24 minutes
Pairing: Batman/Joker
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: TDK-ish characterisation. Mentions of necrophilia, murder and violence from Joker (he's a charmer).
Summary: Joker tries out his new material on Bruce. Basically, Bruce/Joker phone sex.
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Title: Five Minutes
Author:
lifeasacloud
Reader:
cyranothe2nd
Length: 14 minutes
Pairing: Bruce Wayne/Joker
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: sex, violence, language.
Summary: Batman would never have sex with the Joker. It's a different story for Bruce Wayne.
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Title: Tabula Rasa
Author:
messageredacted
Reader:
cyranothe2nd
Length: 39 minutes
Pairing: Bruce/Joker
Rating: PG-13 for mild violence, brief language and mention of sex.
Warnings: None
Summary: Amnesia!fic. Brian doesn't remember anything of his life prior to the accident. Neither does Jack.
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I realize this pairing isn't for everybody, but please listen and review. :)