Fun at Work
There are times when I love my job.
When we received this personal ad (via mail, from Ghana, with a $10 bill enclosed):
Am beauty British single romantic lady of 29 years and currently steady in Africa culture, and am seriously looking for honest responsible man who can make me happy, and satisfy my cunt, I am very smart and trustworthy and has a nice figure and gorgeous body to please my better half for the near future. My partner should be brave and trustworthy and financially secure. Please don't delay to contact me I can assure you that I can make you one of hte happiest man on this earth.
(Also enclosed: two pictures of the whitest girl I've ever seen, in one of which she's topless).
I especially like how "and satisfy my cunt" is thrown in there sort of like an afterthought. It gives me the mental image of a cunt as, like, a rabid puppy that follows her around.
In unrelated news, my entire apartment smells like bleach from the cleaning spree. I cleaned the TOP of my refrigerator last night, despite the fact that my grandmother is just over 5 feet & will definitely not see the top of my refrigerator. I have a sickness. I do.
When we received this personal ad (via mail, from Ghana, with a $10 bill enclosed):
Am beauty British single romantic lady of 29 years and currently steady in Africa culture, and am seriously looking for honest responsible man who can make me happy, and satisfy my cunt, I am very smart and trustworthy and has a nice figure and gorgeous body to please my better half for the near future. My partner should be brave and trustworthy and financially secure. Please don't delay to contact me I can assure you that I can make you one of hte happiest man on this earth.
(Also enclosed: two pictures of the whitest girl I've ever seen, in one of which she's topless).
I especially like how "and satisfy my cunt" is thrown in there sort of like an afterthought. It gives me the mental image of a cunt as, like, a rabid puppy that follows her around.
In unrelated news, my entire apartment smells like bleach from the cleaning spree. I cleaned the TOP of my refrigerator last night, despite the fact that my grandmother is just over 5 feet & will definitely not see the top of my refrigerator. I have a sickness. I do.