I proclaim this "Don't do this, don't do that" day.
If you're ever going to watch "Touch of Evil" by Welles for the first time, make sure you don't have a toddler running around your living room, spinning and shrieking whilst wielding a plastic sword and it's scabbard, hyper without his normal nap. It is impossible. I repeat, impossible. This movie should be enjoyed by putting said toddler into the other room, so he cannot get at your 'Mighty Beanz' collection while watching the movie. Also, unplug your phone so people can't be calling you every ten seconds. To say that watching ANY movie whatsoever is hard to do with toddlers hopping around making loud noises along with a phone blaring off with the same two people calling and calling and calling and calling and calling and ba ba ba ba BA BABA BABABA BA BA AAAAAAAAAAAA... is simply put, an understatement.
Oh, and don't go fishing with a rod that's ready to die, thus leaving you stuck at a swelling a mile a minute river from cold rain for over three hours with nothing much to do. That's just annoying.