Title: The rules
Rating: PG-13?
Pairing: Junyoung/Minwoo, Kevin/HyungShik, DongJun/Heechul, OT9?
A/N: drabbles? for my bby,
aleemin . She requested for this, so.. there. (: Idk, I don't usually write Junwoo LOL but I'll give it a shot. this is basically fail -__- and I think I'm basically ripping off nigahiga -_-
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The magnae trio sighed as they glanced around the room at their busy hyungs. Kevin was yet again, cooking for the whole group. Taehun and Heechul were having a silly rap battle that seemed totally childish with them rapping random english songs and Kevin bursting out in laughter time to time at their mispronunciations. Junyoung was screaming at Siwan and KwangHee who was almost close to making out in front of magnaes.
"Let's play Monopoly." DongJun suggested.
"No, let's bathe together." HyungShik sighed.
"No, we should go take a walk- what the fu-" Minwoo glared at HyungShik but immediately did not complete his last word at Junyoung's glare.
"I was just bloody joking. I mean, we're bored shit here. What else do you expect us to do. Dance in the rain?" HyungShik said matter-of-factly.
"It's not raining." DongJun stated.
Minwoo and HyungShik gave him the "-.-" look at looked back at each other.
"As I said, let's go take a walk."
--<3--
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOOHO. THIS IS PURE GOODNESS." HyungShik laughed evilly, the book in his hand as the three magnae skipped back to the dorm.
"WAIT TILL HYUNGS KNOW WHAT WE GOT."
"No! We can't let them know!" Minwoo interrupted. "It must be a secret! If not they'll make us follow all these."
"Yeah! But I would love to thank whichever fangirl that made this though."
"It's stealing though.."
"No, we found it left in the park. Maybe she wants to pass it to us but didn't know where we lived?"
"That's bullshit."
//Somewhere in a house where a hardcore ZE:A fangirl lives\\
"OMG MUM YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS BIG BOOK SOMEWHERE."
"No, honey, I didn't. What did you write in there?"
"THE COVER HAS A 'Things the boys of ZE:A aren't allowed to do' WRITTEN ON IT AND- AND.. NOOO. I WAS ALREADY DONE WITH IT. It's supposed to be my fangift for them.."
--<3--
"hohoho the things we could do with this book, we can prank them with more ideas now!" DongJun clapped in glee.
"Our mission is to embarrass our hyungs with this. Got it?"
"Yes!"
1. I must not make fun of Kevin hyung's Australian accent.
"Hyung!"
"Yes, Shik?"
"Uh.. Your day is nice?" HyungShik tried to talk in english, only smacking himself mentally for his fail.
"Haha, Shik, it's 'How's your day?'"
"Huh? I don't understand. Can you speak in english?"
"I was."
"Oh you were? I guess it was your Aussie-ness kicking in."
"I guess it is. 'You don't like it , mate? I'll make you pay for that.' Hah."
"The fuck did you just say?" HyungShik frowned.
"Nothing. I just said I loved you a lot and you'll always be mine."
"Really Hyung? I love you too!" HyungShik beamed and hugged the older boy.
2. I must always obey the leader, Junyoung's words.
"All of you, get into the van quickly!"
"Okay hyung. Chill."
"Minwoo.. hurry up, everyone's on the van already."
"Yup getting on now, -oops! I dropped my water bottle."
"...."
"Oops! I have to tie my shoelace!"
"........"
"Oops! I forgot something!"
-5 Minutes later-
"Oh no! I left my lunchbox in there."
"Minwoo, you don't have a lunchbox. Get in the van now, and I'll give you a hug."
Minwoo's head jerked up and his eyes widened. As if he had been possessed, Minwoo obeyed and walked into the van.
3. I must not bully the magnaes.
"The crap, this rule is not applicable to us."
4. I must not let anyone feel left out.
Everyone was gathered in the living room for a little 'family' time.
"Where's Kevin hyung?" DongJun asked.
"Here?" Kevin waved, but DongJun ignored him.
"Is Kevin hyung still sleeping?" HyungShik scratched the back of his head.
"Why isn't Kevin Hyung here?"
"Did Kevin Hyung get kidnapped by them Koala bears?"
"KEHHVEEEENNNNN!!!" Minwoo shrieked in an unglam manner, making a face.
"......"
5. Do not interrupt when someone else is talking.
"We should play... the rhythm game or something!" KwangHee said. The others nodded in agreement as they sat in a circle in the practice room.
"Okay, let's introduce ourselves." Minwoo said, laughing creepily.
"Yeah." HyungShik added.
"Why?! We already know each other." Taehun raised his eyebrows.
"Whatever, let's do it. It's for the sake of it anyway." Heechul groaned.
"Okay.. Let's start with Minwoo!" Junyoung gestured for Minwoo to start.
"Yo, sup dudes. My name is Minwoo yo!"
"..... Alright. Let's move on -" Junyoung began to say but was interrupted.
"Or you can call me 'The dancing hoozle!'."
".... Okay-"
"Or the woozle the moozle!"
".... What is"
"The roozle!"
"SHUDDAP."
6. Do not speak/open your mouth when you're not supposed to.
"Okay guys, we have to make this CF really cool! When I signal you to, cheer! Alright?" Heechul instructed, since Junyoung had other schedules and couldn't join them in their CF filming.
"Okay!"
"Action!"
"Have you ever tried this monkey biscuits? They are really-"
"YAAAAAAYY!!!!" Cheers erupted from the magnae trio.
"... They are really-"
"YAAAAAAAAYY!!!!"
"... I WAS SAYING, They are really-"
"YAAAAYYYY!!!!"
"SHUT UP!.. They are really awesome and crunchy, you could just eat the whole box all the way!" Heechul clapped, everyone except the magnae trio clapped, unsure of what to do.
"Guys, this would be the time for you to-"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!"
-End-
lmfao, I was too lazy to continue it. It's so failed. ;A; Sorry unnie.