1. Take your LJ username and replace each letter with the corresponding number (A=1, B=2, etc.)
A - 1
M - 13
O - 15
U - 21
R - 18
E - 5
T - 10
E - 5
R - 18
N - 14
E - 5
L - 12
2. Add all the numbers together to create a kind of super number.
137.
3. Make a note of the first digit of this number, then add the digits of the number together.
11.
4. Find the post of this number in your LJ. If you don't have that many posts, add the digits together again. Keep doing so until the number is smaller than your pathetic number of posts.
This is from after I deleted all of my entries in January.
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http://www.livejournal.com/users/amour_eternel/2004/02/08/ 5. Take the digit you noted in step 3, and count that many words into the post.
"Fun Weekend."
6. Use the resulting word in a Google Image Search, and select a picture from the first page.