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50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved? I don’t think I’ve ever intentionally saved anyone’s life, but my life has been saved many, many times.
51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...
Fruitgoogle: A search engine, for fruit.
Ambytime: Play time.
Asscactus: Another word for “fucker”.
52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands? Um, I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
53. What was your favorite toy as a child? NES.
54. How many TV’s are in your house? 4.
55. What is your favorite thing to do outside? Lay on my hammock or sit by the fire.
56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow? I feel all warm and happy inside.
57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true? Yes.
58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader? Yes.
59. What is your idea of paradise? The cliche paradise, but with much cooler weather. Perfect weather.
60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like? Yes I do. He is.. God.
61. Do you believe in Hell? Yes,
62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't? Um, Been to services at a church and a synagogue in the same day.
63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done? I’m not too sure about that one.
64. Are you a patient person? Not really.
65. What holiday should exist but doesn't? Children’s Day.
66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does? Sweetest day.
67. What's the best joke you ever heard? Oh man. It’s kind of sick, but hilarious.
-A man was in the waiting room at the hospital, pacing the floor. His wife was inside having their first child. After a while the doctor came out to talk to the nervous father. "Well, your baby is here. It's a boy. And guess what? He can fly!" The doctor let go of the baby and it hit the floor with a SMACK. The father was irate. The doctor calmed him down,
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor. I know what I'm doing. Your baby really can fly. Watch." Again, the doctor picked up the baby, and this time tossed it across the room. Again, the baby hit the floor with a hard SMACK. The father was just about ready to kill the doctor.
"You idiot! You're going to kill my baby!"
"Don't worry. He just needs to be scared a little." So the doctor took the baby and held it out the third story window. The doctor let go of the baby and it hit the sidewalk below with a sickening SPLAT. The father was beside himself with anger.
"You son-of-a-bitch! I'm gonna kill you!"
"Hey, don't worry! I'm just joking with you. Your baby was stillborn."
That’s not the best version but the only one I could find.
68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been? Chuck-E-Cheese.
69. Is your hair natural or dyed? Dyed.
70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front? I have a few secrets but other than that, I’m a pretty up front person.
71. What is under your bed right now? Clothes, Magazines, Books, Shoes. A bunch of crap.
72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home? Go home.
73. If you drive do you frequently speed? Nope.
74. What is the world's best song to dance to? The Electric Slide.
75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone? This I Promise You. So long ago.
76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers? Disney.
77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo? Baby monkeys.
78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic? Yeah.
79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off? I don’t know. Maybe?
80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it? Listen to music.
81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick? Fifth Amendment.
82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole? North Pole.
83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television? Watching TV.
84. What do you think makes someone a hero? Modesty.
85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in? Family Guy.
86. Name one thing that turns your stomach: Fish.
87. What was the last thing you paid for? Movie tickets.
88. Is there magic even in mundane things? No.
89. Get anything good in the mail recently? Um, My report card. It wasn’t that terrible.
90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling? Bowling.
91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So...
Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends? Obviously not.
92. What insects are you afraid of? Spiders.
93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say? FUCK.
94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn? I don’t know. I’m not eccentric.
95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be? CHIPOTLE.
96. What are your parents interested in? Music and Art.
97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet? A Firefly.
Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal? A turtle.
98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans? Plans.
99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest? When I’m singing.
100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring? A CD player, A blanket, and a pillow.