The Discovery of "Little Britain"
1. I just found out I missed Rachel Yamagata's cameo appearance in the recent episode of The O.C. because I was possessed by the evil couch into a deep sleep. It felt like God squeezed the hell out of my 2 testicles.
2. I could not find any hard cover editions for Neil Gaiman's books in Kinokuniya and Borders, because I felt I'm humiliating him if I made him sign on a tattered dog-eared copy of Neverwhere.
3. I'm so bloody in love with the Suzuki Jimny. Petite yet comes with changable 2-wheel to 4-wheel drive for a rough terrain. The price recently dipped another 5k and my eyes sparkled a bit. But it clashes with my savings plan so...
4. The coolest memeber of Coldplay is not Chris Martin but the drummer, Will Champion. He recently wore a black T-shirt that reads "44", my favourite number during the VH1 Storytellers episode. Hes also the unofficial spokesperson during band interviews(Probably also because Chris Martin is notorious for his short temper), amazingly articulate but looks uncannily like Jack Black(ok, not exactly very good looking). I predict they will tour Singapore in their Asian leg of their X & Y tour.
5. I managed to keep my new cast dry and clean for the past 7 days. Now for the next 7 days. Its excruciatingly painful just to wrap myself leg up with masking-tapes, saran wrap(READ: brazilian wax) and plastic bags for 10 mins just so I can shower. I wish I could just lie flat, don't move, don't eat or drink for the next 7 days till they remove the bloody cast.
6. My new boss was not exactly happy with my outspoken comments about outsourcing to my colleagues. He later sends out an email to everyone saying "Don't be unduly worried about outsourcing. Just do your best, and continue to add values to the organization." Yar right, fuck you very much, the paranoia is EVERYWHERE, you idiot. I hope they kicked your bloody ass out of the office when the axe comes at your door.
7. There is life after "Absolutely Fabulous" after all. May I introduce the new(ok maybe not that new but I only recently found out) BBC comedy, "Little Britain", airing in Star World Channel 18 here. They cross dressed so campily that you actually thought they are real white trash woman till they opened their bloody mouth, speaking like a man. Saying these guys are funny is way understated. I laughed so loud that I woke the neighbour's sleeping baby.
8. I'm still addicted to coffee or caffeine or whatever you call those anti-sleep-inducing beverage. You can hook me up on a drip of mocha and I'll worship you like a god in the afternoon.
9. One day I'm gonna kill the stupid staff who attended to me at Borders CD section. Her expressions and cold-hard unfriendly replies to requests will not only put off any potential customers from buying anything but also render any horny virilous man impotent.
10. Its strange how your colleagues can walk past a tray of mouldy food in the pantry for 2 fucking weeks and pretended they didn't see anything. Are they waiting for a mushroom to grow out of the decaying pastry? Can't someone just fucking pick it up and throw into the dustbin?!
2. I could not find any hard cover editions for Neil Gaiman's books in Kinokuniya and Borders, because I felt I'm humiliating him if I made him sign on a tattered dog-eared copy of Neverwhere.
3. I'm so bloody in love with the Suzuki Jimny. Petite yet comes with changable 2-wheel to 4-wheel drive for a rough terrain. The price recently dipped another 5k and my eyes sparkled a bit. But it clashes with my savings plan so...
4. The coolest memeber of Coldplay is not Chris Martin but the drummer, Will Champion. He recently wore a black T-shirt that reads "44", my favourite number during the VH1 Storytellers episode. Hes also the unofficial spokesperson during band interviews(Probably also because Chris Martin is notorious for his short temper), amazingly articulate but looks uncannily like Jack Black(ok, not exactly very good looking). I predict they will tour Singapore in their Asian leg of their X & Y tour.
5. I managed to keep my new cast dry and clean for the past 7 days. Now for the next 7 days. Its excruciatingly painful just to wrap myself leg up with masking-tapes, saran wrap(READ: brazilian wax) and plastic bags for 10 mins just so I can shower. I wish I could just lie flat, don't move, don't eat or drink for the next 7 days till they remove the bloody cast.
6. My new boss was not exactly happy with my outspoken comments about outsourcing to my colleagues. He later sends out an email to everyone saying "Don't be unduly worried about outsourcing. Just do your best, and continue to add values to the organization." Yar right, fuck you very much, the paranoia is EVERYWHERE, you idiot. I hope they kicked your bloody ass out of the office when the axe comes at your door.
7. There is life after "Absolutely Fabulous" after all. May I introduce the new(ok maybe not that new but I only recently found out) BBC comedy, "Little Britain", airing in Star World Channel 18 here. They cross dressed so campily that you actually thought they are real white trash woman till they opened their bloody mouth, speaking like a man. Saying these guys are funny is way understated. I laughed so loud that I woke the neighbour's sleeping baby.
8. I'm still addicted to coffee or caffeine or whatever you call those anti-sleep-inducing beverage. You can hook me up on a drip of mocha and I'll worship you like a god in the afternoon.
9. One day I'm gonna kill the stupid staff who attended to me at Borders CD section. Her expressions and cold-hard unfriendly replies to requests will not only put off any potential customers from buying anything but also render any horny virilous man impotent.
10. Its strange how your colleagues can walk past a tray of mouldy food in the pantry for 2 fucking weeks and pretended they didn't see anything. Are they waiting for a mushroom to grow out of the decaying pastry? Can't someone just fucking pick it up and throw into the dustbin?!