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Sep 01, 2008 22:45

Children to get lessons in playing

Bureaucratic crazy councils are to issue school children with instructions of how to play in the playground.
You mean sitting in front of the television all day or in front of the computer isn't playing?

What Would You Do If You Had A Penis For A Day?

“Masturbate. A lot. In the shower though, because even as a guy, sperm would gross me out.”
el fucking oh el!

Man 'bitten by shark' as he poses for photograph on boat

A fisherman was attacked by a shark after he hauled it into his boat to pose for a commemorative picture.
Stupid fucker. I'd bite you too if you hauled me into your boat to fucking pose!

Stay thin, obey your man - bestseller

A SELF-help guide that tells women to stay thin and follow their man's orders if they want to keep him has become a bestseller.

The book, The Re-education Of The Female, also says women should wear sexy clothes while doing the cooking and cleaning.
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Hey, looks like I'm gonna break out my wtf? tag today!

Ancient gold treasure puzzles Greek archaeologists

A priceless gold wreath has been unearthed in an ancient city in northern Greece, buried with human bones in a large copper vase that workers initially took for a land mine.

The University of Thessaloniki said in a statement Friday that the "astonishing" discovery was made during its excavations this week in the ruins of ancient Aigai. The city was the first capital of ancient Macedonia, where King Philip II - father of Alexander the Great - was assassinated.

Paralysed man walks again thanks to Robocop-style exoskeleton

A man who has been paralysed for the past 20 years is able to walk again thanks to a revolutionary electronic exoskeleton.

Radi Kaiof, 41, now walks down the street with a dim mechanical hum as the system moves his legs and propels him forwards.
How freaking amazing!

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