My Sister, the Fashion Expert
Well...
I went to do my laundry and found myself caught up in the sudden inexplicable yet undeniable need to buy pants. So off I went on a quest to find pants. This sounds like it should be easy, but it's so not. Pants and I just do not get along. At all. I was in the dressing room, in the middle of a frenzy of putting on and taking off a variety of pants, when my sister chose that exact moment to call.
My Sister: Whatcha doin'?
Laura: Attempting to buy some pants.
My Sister: But you don't wear pants.
Laura: Yes, I know this, but I really need some fucking pants. *frustrated grunt as I jerk up a pair of pants one handed while holding the phone with the other hand* Grrrrr, there IS a reason I don't wear pants, you know.
My Sister: Yeah I know, but I don't remember it. All I remember is that it's a stupid reason. So what is it again anyway?
Laura: They NEVER fit. NEVEREVER. I have too much stomach and no damned ass whatsoever.
My Sister: *in a very helpful tone of voice* Well, you could always wear them backwards!
Just gotta love her.
:P
I went to do my laundry and found myself caught up in the sudden inexplicable yet undeniable need to buy pants. So off I went on a quest to find pants. This sounds like it should be easy, but it's so not. Pants and I just do not get along. At all. I was in the dressing room, in the middle of a frenzy of putting on and taking off a variety of pants, when my sister chose that exact moment to call.
My Sister: Whatcha doin'?
Laura: Attempting to buy some pants.
My Sister: But you don't wear pants.
Laura: Yes, I know this, but I really need some fucking pants. *frustrated grunt as I jerk up a pair of pants one handed while holding the phone with the other hand* Grrrrr, there IS a reason I don't wear pants, you know.
My Sister: Yeah I know, but I don't remember it. All I remember is that it's a stupid reason. So what is it again anyway?
Laura: They NEVER fit. NEVEREVER. I have too much stomach and no damned ass whatsoever.
My Sister: *in a very helpful tone of voice* Well, you could always wear them backwards!
Just gotta love her.
:P