Funny stuff
So, I guess my friend nick reads my live journal and he wrote this to me the other day. I couldn't stop laughing for hours(not quite literally but ya know).
this was in reference to jenny from the 25th-27th
Hey Gryzbo...you should totally ask this girl out and get to know her over dinner or something. When you're at dinner, ask her questions about herself, then interrupt her to talk about yourself. Try to make her feel stupid for being honest with you about anything. Don't outright cut her down for the way she looks, but instead don't complement anything and suggest a diferent look...a trashy look. Ask her if she has any younger sisters or cousins, and then focus a lot of attention on them while showing interest in the topic by moving your eyebrows a lot. Make sure there's something on your plate that you don't want. Then, without asking her, put the food on her plate and say, "This is horrible, you eat it....you'd probably like it". Next, go into the bathroom and stay in there for at least a half hour...then when you come back to the table, don't say anything but act like you're pissed off at her for something. Finally, start fake sneezing constantly, and make it really obvious that the sneezes are fake. then stop abruptly and ask her to leave..but tell her you'll call her. Do this and you're golden gryzbo..works every time.
this was in reference to jenny from the 25th-27th
Hey Gryzbo...you should totally ask this girl out and get to know her over dinner or something. When you're at dinner, ask her questions about herself, then interrupt her to talk about yourself. Try to make her feel stupid for being honest with you about anything. Don't outright cut her down for the way she looks, but instead don't complement anything and suggest a diferent look...a trashy look. Ask her if she has any younger sisters or cousins, and then focus a lot of attention on them while showing interest in the topic by moving your eyebrows a lot. Make sure there's something on your plate that you don't want. Then, without asking her, put the food on her plate and say, "This is horrible, you eat it....you'd probably like it". Next, go into the bathroom and stay in there for at least a half hour...then when you come back to the table, don't say anything but act like you're pissed off at her for something. Finally, start fake sneezing constantly, and make it really obvious that the sneezes are fake. then stop abruptly and ask her to leave..but tell her you'll call her. Do this and you're golden gryzbo..works every time.