merry fucken christmas

Dec 23, 2008 04:41

merry fucken christmas

old saint nick's got burben breath, its so cold you could catch your death,
a cop sold me some crystel meth, its a merry fucken christmas.
everythings so cristmasy, the streets are twinkling with frozen pee,
my priest just sat on santa's knee, its a merry fucken christmas.

all the kids go to bed each night to dream what santa brings em,
unless your jewish or muslem or some other gyp religion.

crappy toys flyen off the shelves, midgets dressed up to look like elves,
spread good cheer or burn in hell, its a merry fucken christmas.

all the kids go to bed each night to dream what santa brings em,
unless your jewish or muslem or some other gyp religion.

cracklin fire to keep me warm, and my collection of asian porn,
cradle my bells and work my horn,
its a keep on trucken, last years sucken, slap the pucken, how much wood could a woodchuck chucken,
merry fucken christmas.

Dennis Leary rocks.

BTW if people want to hang out with me over christmas break id love to be sociable.
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