your daily dose of mythology nerding.
4:58:19 PM Kassie: …and apparently, Cas created an angel called Sharmiel out of the tears that Heaven cried when Lilith went BLARGH FUCK THE POLICE I'M GONNA GO HANG WITH LUCIFER AND BE A DEMON NOW :E ……fittingly, Sharmiel is invoked in and presides over exorcisms.
4:58:44 PM Kassie: *uses this as an excuse to shove MOAR CAS in this fic*
4:58:55 PM temporalranger: ...I sense fic on the horizon.
4:59:02 PM Kassie: Naturally. :D
4:59:36 PM Kassie: …I MEAN. …I was just looking for stuff to sort of texture the Alphabet of Ben-Sira Lilith story, but… this is really good stuff.
5:01:45 PM Kassie: so… by, "fic," you're more sensing, "some interesting stuff that gets shoved into the background of, 'Gabriel is a sub: a manifesto in fic form' because I felt like it and it's word-count-padding."
5:01:51 PM Kassie: but… that counts as fic.
5:02:05 PM temporalranger: XD *loves on*
5:02:19 PM Kassie: *kisses on* …plus, this fic needed MOAR CAS anyway. XD
5:03:04 PM Kassie: the current outline has him just kind of showing up toward the end, post-"Changing Channels." …now it feels less like, "Cas and Crowley ex machina" at least.
5:03:08 PM temporalranger: You should work Sharmiel into incest!verse bb...
5:03:24 PM temporalranger: He coul
5:03:53 PM Kassie: …please suggest something bb, because right now, I'm like, "uhm… as a kitty? as one of the hunter nuns?" XD
5:04:17 PM temporalranger: He could have a DADDY WHY DID YOU LEAAAAVE ME moment and freak Cas out a WHOLE FRIGGING LOT?
5:04:25 PM Kassie: XD
5:04:29 PM Kassie: …oh god.
5:04:35 PM Kassie: that would traumatize poor bb Cas.
5:04:54 PM Kassie: DEAN THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY ROOM CALLING ME HIS FATHER AND HE'S CRYING BLOOD
5:05:10 PM Kassie: "*sleepily stomps to Cas's room* THERE'S NOTHING HERE."
5:05:19 PM Kassie: *CLINGS AT DEAN ANYWAY*
5:05:32 PM Kassie: "*doesn't object. tries to coax Cas back to sleep.*"
5:05:50 PM Kassie: and down the hall, Sam does something inane and infant-y. like poops or something.
5:06:35 PM temporalranger: And John cries about how HE'S SUPPOSED TO GET RID OF THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED MARY T.T
5:07:13 PM Kassie: and Mary is all "well you can get rid of the monsters in Sam's diaper. that would be nice." while doing it herself because John's being ridiculous.
5:08:11 PM temporalranger: And then he could come back in book eight and... Idk, be minorly helpful in finding Cas' Grace or something.
5:08:33 PM Kassie: ……Sharmiel could still totes be a hunter!nun, later. …or at least he could borrow her as a vessel, because Anna would've fallen by that point, and he could be all, "…Cas is clearly not coming back, and Uncle Uriel and Uncle Balthazar suck to spend time with, I need to make sure my dad doesn't get himself killed. T.T" …just so people don't forget who he is between books. XD
5:09:15 PM temporalranger: *nod*
5:09:43 PM temporalranger: And he totes gatecrashes the wedding.
5:10:03 PM Kassie: …with teen!Cas being all *SUPER AWKWARD AS SOON AS SHARMIEL!NUN ENTERS* and Dean and Jo being like, "…please don't mind him, he has no social skills *DAMMIT CAS BEHAVE*"
Cas: *points at Sharmiel!nun* That's not a nun. :|
5:10:45 PM Kassie: Everyone else: ………………
Jo: …please please PLEASE don't kick us out while we're still bleeding because my surrogate brother is an idiot.
Cas: ……I'M BEING SERIOUS JOANNA BETH. THAT IS NOT A NUN.
5:12:13 PM temporalranger: ...I think his true vessel should be a skinny-jean wearing hipster.
5:12:16 PM Kassie: Sharmiel: THAT'S RIDICULOUS OF COURSE I'M A NUN >__>
Cas: No… I think you're an angel. ……what are you doing inside of a nun. aren't DEMONS supposed to be the ones who possess people. :|
Sharmiel: ……… *sighs. facepalms.*
Dean: ………so now you can see ANGELS too?
Cas: IDEK OKAY, I JUST LOOKED AT HER AND SAW HER TRUE FACE, DO YOU THINK I LIKE THIS.
5:12:20 PM Kassie: XD
5:12:24 PM Kassie: I can make that happen.
5:12:34 PM Kassie: Clearly, his true vessel is the hunter!nun's little brother.
5:12:48 PM Kassie: but since it runs in the family, he can borrow the nun when the brother is too young to consent.
5:13:18 PM temporalranger: Who's just all ...being an angel Vessel is too mainstream. * fake yawn*
5:13:26 PM Kassie: XD
5:13:49 PM Kassie: Cas (around book 8): …………I liked your nun vessel better. :|
5:14:14 PM temporalranger: Since... I'm not sure there is an age of consent for angels... Like... Claire was what, twelve?
5:14:24 PM Kassie: Well, yes.
5:14:31 PM Kassie: But that's also Cas.
5:14:40 PM Kassie: Cas, who doesn't really GET boundaries.
5:14:51 PM Kassie: …different angels could have different standards, is my point. XD
5:15:43 PM Kassie: and since Sharmiel is like… one step away from Barachiel, in terms of MY EMOTIONS I HAVE THEM LET ME SHOW YOU, he'd probably be like, "I CAN'T TAKE MY TRUE VESSEL, HE'S ONLY FOURTEEN D: D: D:"
5:15:52 PM Kassie: cue Uriel and Balthazar being like, "……so?"
5:16:40 PM Kassie: "SO……… UHM. ERM. ………SO NO ONE WOULD UHM. …HE. …I CAN'T USE HIM AS A COVER FOR ANYTHING BECAUSE HE'S A MINOR? >_> *blatant lies so his uncles won't think he sucks*"
5:17:09 PM Kassie: ……some days, his uncles totally only put up with him because they miss Cas.
5:18:58 PM temporalranger: ...And then he has a wibblefest because Daddy doesn't approve of his vessel?
5:19:17 PM temporalranger: Or a YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO teenage rebellion moment?
5:19:55 PM Kassie: possibly both. …as long as it involves Cas trying to make him feel better and ends up on the receiving end of a body-breaking hug, like from Cupid. and is very uncomfortable.
5:20:40 PM temporalranger: XD
5:20:48 PM temporalranger: It could be worse, Cas.
5:20:56 PM temporalranger: At least his vessel is clothed.
5:21:11 PM temporalranger: Like, okay, it may all be skintight.
5:21:18 PM temporalranger: But there is clothing there.
5:21:43 PM Kassie: …and either way, Cas's track through the whole thing is …DUDE, I CAN BARELY DRINK LEGALLY. I'M FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES NOT YOUR FATHER. I HAVE HIS MEMORIES BUT I'M NOT HIM. AND IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M REALLY TRYING TO RECOVER FROM THE PART WHERE *MY FATHER* JUST DIED A FEW MONTHS AGO, MY KID BROTHER WENT ALL CALIGULA ON EVERYONE AND NOW HE'S TOO DEPRESSED TO LEAVE HIS ROOM, AND I JUST WANT TO ENJOY GETTING MARRIED OKAY? T.T
5:23:28 PM Kassie: …and then Mary invites Sharmiel to dinner because HE'S HERE AND SHE MADE DINNER, SO EVERYONE SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND EAT. DO NOT ARGUE WITH MAMA BEAR
5:24:03 PM temporalranger: LOOK MARY IT'S LIKE YOU ACTUALLY GOT A GRANDCHILD OUT OF CAS :D
5:24:27 PM Kassie: SHE KNOWS AND HE'S SUCH A CUTE GRANDCHILD, WITH HIS IRONIC T-SHIRTS AND HIS BUDDY HOLLY GLASSES :D
5:24:51 PM Kassie: Cas: *SIGHS and slumps on Dean's shoulder.* FML. :|
5:25:50 PM Kassie: Sharmiel: *gets distracted by mixing condiments in nonsensical fashions* :D :D :D *thinks ranch dressing is the coolest thing EVER*
5:27:21 PM Kassie: Cas: *is only holding back on correcting Mary's misuse of the word 'irony' because he's giving Dean a covert handjob under the table.*
5:28:15 PM temporalranger: Dean: *is really not going to be a part of this conversation at all now*
5:28:43 PM temporalranger: Sam: *feels replaced*
5:29:13 PM temporalranger: *by the bb!"Special"!angel, not the handjob*
5:30:09 PM Kassie: Andy: *brings dinner up to Sam's room. because Sam didn't come out and Andy was just worried about his BFF Sam and it's REALLY AWKWARD to sit at the table when he knows Dean and Cas are doing Not Dinner Table Things.* D:
5:31:19 PM temporalranger: BB SHARMIEL SHOULD SHOW UP WHEN DEAN AND CAS ARE EXCORCISING A RANDOM STUNT DEMON AND BE ALL "DAADDDYYY!" *clings to Cas rather than excorcising the demon*
5:31:31 PM Kassie: ………yes. XD
5:31:32 PM temporalranger: Like... Back before Shit Gets Real.
5:32:02 PM Kassie: *nods* definitely. because… him showing and pulling that when Shit Gets Real would… not go over well.
5:32:07 PM Kassie: …especially not in book six.
5:32:31 PM temporalranger: Maybe like...book 3.
5:32:49 PM temporalranger: When they're dealing with the general season 1/2 hunts and stuff.
5:32:52 PM Kassie: because Dean would be all off getting tortured-and-raped by Alastair-in-Lisa, and Cas would be all UNLESS THE NEXT WORDS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH ARE WHERE DEAN IS, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL FIND SOME WAY TO WRING YOUR NECK AND MAKE IT HURT.
5:34:04 PM temporalranger: ...there should be a point in there where Cas tries to get him to help find Dean. Since... Everything at his disposal would probably include the angel basically panting for his approval.
5:35:16 PM Kassie: *nods* It would. ……and he could drag Barachiel with him, using some kind of WELL, YOU MANUFACTURED THE PROFOUND BOND WITH YOUR CHERUB CRAP SO YOU HAVE TO HELP ME FIX IT guilt trip. which would totally work because Barachiel is a marshmallow.
5:35:57 PM Kassie: …and then when they DO find Dean and Lisastair, and after Anna's GRACESPLOSION saves the day, Barachiel would actually be able to do something effective.
5:36:15 PM Kassie: namely, keeping Dean and Lisa from TOTALLY BREAKING, psychologically, for long enough to get them to the hospital.
5:36:23 PM Kassie: …and then probably afterward too.
5:36:45 PM Kassie: …because he's a marshmallow, but… his specialty is ~FEELINGS~
5:36:59 PM Kassie: and…… you know, usually, that's making people fall in love.
5:37:29 PM Kassie: but why couldn't it be, "protecting Dean and Lisa from the effects of most of the book's worth of being Alastair's playthings."
5:38:45 PM Kassie: it's under the same umbrella heading of "stuff where there are high emotional stakes" and…… well. He has enough sense not to go OMG DEAN/CAS IS OTP 4 LYFE while Dean and Lisa are… immediately post-Alastair.
5:40:36 PM Kassie: since… that would probably go like this: "OH MY GLOB HUG ALL THE HUGS"
Dean: *freezes up, thousand yard stare, struggling to get out of the hug but… ineffectively because angel.*
Cas: *SWIPES SHARMIEL'S SWORD AND SMITES.* >|
Barachiel: *is ded*
5:41:03 PM temporalranger: XD
5:41:28 PM temporalranger: Sharmiel: Can I have my sword back, Dad?
5:41:47 PM temporalranger: Cas: No. You're too young to play with it. >|
5:41:53 PM Kassie: XD
5:42:08 PM Kassie: Cas: and stop calling me DAD. I can't even buy booze without a fake ID yet. >|
5:42:09 PM temporalranger: Cas: ...go... Somewhere else and... Do... Something.
5:43:08 PM temporalranger: Sharmiel: BARACHIEL DAD WAS MEAN TO ME I NEED GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE T.T
5:43:30 PM Kassie: well, not Glee yet, because it wouldn't be out yet. They could watch Friends instead, though. XD
5:43:31 PM temporalranger: Sharmiel: *wants Burt Hummel for his Dad*
5:43:59 PM temporalranger: Days of Our Lives? XD
5:44:02 PM Kassie: XD
5:44:17 PM temporalranger: WILL AND GRACE
5:44:43 PM Kassie: YES. XD
5:45:42 PM TemporalRanger: And Mary-Kate and Ashley movies.
5:45:55 PM Kassie: *NODS* XD
5:47:12 PM Kassie: Cas: ……… *Blinks at. silently judging them. decides to just… go sleep in the car, since his options are "deal with Sharmiel and Barachiel" or "deal with Andy/Jo/Anna." …curls up with Dean's leather jacket, humming "Travelling Riverside Blues." is TOTALLY OKAY THOUGH, EVERYONE.*
5:49:10 PM Kassie: …which totally leads to Gabriel showing up in the Impala (because Kali and Crowley bitch-slapped him into giving a shit) and Cas being like, "oh fuck, the archangel Gabriel? …I guess I'm pregnant with Jesus 2.0 now, right. :| *otherwise snarks by way of trying to tell Gabriel to LEAVE.*"
Gabriel: *STAYS. JUST TO BE A DICK.*
5:50:29 PM TemporalRanger: ...Sharmiel: *secretly Jesus 2.0*
5:50:58 PM Kassie: XD …that's a twist I'm not going with, because… Cas isn't getting pregnant, mostly.
5:51:15 PM TemporalRanger: XD yeah.
4:58:44 PM Kassie: *uses this as an excuse to shove MOAR CAS in this fic*
4:58:55 PM temporalranger: ...I sense fic on the horizon.
4:59:02 PM Kassie: Naturally. :D
4:59:36 PM Kassie: …I MEAN. …I was just looking for stuff to sort of texture the Alphabet of Ben-Sira Lilith story, but… this is really good stuff.
5:01:45 PM Kassie: so… by, "fic," you're more sensing, "some interesting stuff that gets shoved into the background of, 'Gabriel is a sub: a manifesto in fic form' because I felt like it and it's word-count-padding."
5:01:51 PM Kassie: but… that counts as fic.
5:02:05 PM temporalranger: XD *loves on*
5:02:19 PM Kassie: *kisses on* …plus, this fic needed MOAR CAS anyway. XD
5:03:04 PM Kassie: the current outline has him just kind of showing up toward the end, post-"Changing Channels." …now it feels less like, "Cas and Crowley ex machina" at least.
5:03:08 PM temporalranger: You should work Sharmiel into incest!verse bb...
5:03:24 PM temporalranger: He coul
5:03:53 PM Kassie: …please suggest something bb, because right now, I'm like, "uhm… as a kitty? as one of the hunter nuns?" XD
5:04:17 PM temporalranger: He could have a DADDY WHY DID YOU LEAAAAVE ME moment and freak Cas out a WHOLE FRIGGING LOT?
5:04:25 PM Kassie: XD
5:04:29 PM Kassie: …oh god.
5:04:35 PM Kassie: that would traumatize poor bb Cas.
5:04:54 PM Kassie: DEAN THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY ROOM CALLING ME HIS FATHER AND HE'S CRYING BLOOD
5:05:10 PM Kassie: "*sleepily stomps to Cas's room* THERE'S NOTHING HERE."
5:05:19 PM Kassie: *CLINGS AT DEAN ANYWAY*
5:05:32 PM Kassie: "*doesn't object. tries to coax Cas back to sleep.*"
5:05:50 PM Kassie: and down the hall, Sam does something inane and infant-y. like poops or something.
5:06:35 PM temporalranger: And John cries about how HE'S SUPPOSED TO GET RID OF THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED MARY T.T
5:07:13 PM Kassie: and Mary is all "well you can get rid of the monsters in Sam's diaper. that would be nice." while doing it herself because John's being ridiculous.
5:08:11 PM temporalranger: And then he could come back in book eight and... Idk, be minorly helpful in finding Cas' Grace or something.
5:08:33 PM Kassie: ……Sharmiel could still totes be a hunter!nun, later. …or at least he could borrow her as a vessel, because Anna would've fallen by that point, and he could be all, "…Cas is clearly not coming back, and Uncle Uriel and Uncle Balthazar suck to spend time with, I need to make sure my dad doesn't get himself killed. T.T" …just so people don't forget who he is between books. XD
5:09:15 PM temporalranger: *nod*
5:09:43 PM temporalranger: And he totes gatecrashes the wedding.
5:10:03 PM Kassie: …with teen!Cas being all *SUPER AWKWARD AS SOON AS SHARMIEL!NUN ENTERS* and Dean and Jo being like, "…please don't mind him, he has no social skills *DAMMIT CAS BEHAVE*"
Cas: *points at Sharmiel!nun* That's not a nun. :|
5:10:45 PM Kassie: Everyone else: ………………
Jo: …please please PLEASE don't kick us out while we're still bleeding because my surrogate brother is an idiot.
Cas: ……I'M BEING SERIOUS JOANNA BETH. THAT IS NOT A NUN.
5:12:13 PM temporalranger: ...I think his true vessel should be a skinny-jean wearing hipster.
5:12:16 PM Kassie: Sharmiel: THAT'S RIDICULOUS OF COURSE I'M A NUN >__>
Cas: No… I think you're an angel. ……what are you doing inside of a nun. aren't DEMONS supposed to be the ones who possess people. :|
Sharmiel: ……… *sighs. facepalms.*
Dean: ………so now you can see ANGELS too?
Cas: IDEK OKAY, I JUST LOOKED AT HER AND SAW HER TRUE FACE, DO YOU THINK I LIKE THIS.
5:12:20 PM Kassie: XD
5:12:24 PM Kassie: I can make that happen.
5:12:34 PM Kassie: Clearly, his true vessel is the hunter!nun's little brother.
5:12:48 PM Kassie: but since it runs in the family, he can borrow the nun when the brother is too young to consent.
5:13:18 PM temporalranger: Who's just all ...being an angel Vessel is too mainstream. * fake yawn*
5:13:26 PM Kassie: XD
5:13:49 PM Kassie: Cas (around book 8): …………I liked your nun vessel better. :|
5:14:14 PM temporalranger: Since... I'm not sure there is an age of consent for angels... Like... Claire was what, twelve?
5:14:24 PM Kassie: Well, yes.
5:14:31 PM Kassie: But that's also Cas.
5:14:40 PM Kassie: Cas, who doesn't really GET boundaries.
5:14:51 PM Kassie: …different angels could have different standards, is my point. XD
5:15:43 PM Kassie: and since Sharmiel is like… one step away from Barachiel, in terms of MY EMOTIONS I HAVE THEM LET ME SHOW YOU, he'd probably be like, "I CAN'T TAKE MY TRUE VESSEL, HE'S ONLY FOURTEEN D: D: D:"
5:15:52 PM Kassie: cue Uriel and Balthazar being like, "……so?"
5:16:40 PM Kassie: "SO……… UHM. ERM. ………SO NO ONE WOULD UHM. …HE. …I CAN'T USE HIM AS A COVER FOR ANYTHING BECAUSE HE'S A MINOR? >_> *blatant lies so his uncles won't think he sucks*"
5:17:09 PM Kassie: ……some days, his uncles totally only put up with him because they miss Cas.
5:18:58 PM temporalranger: ...And then he has a wibblefest because Daddy doesn't approve of his vessel?
5:19:17 PM temporalranger: Or a YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO teenage rebellion moment?
5:19:55 PM Kassie: possibly both. …as long as it involves Cas trying to make him feel better and ends up on the receiving end of a body-breaking hug, like from Cupid. and is very uncomfortable.
5:20:40 PM temporalranger: XD
5:20:48 PM temporalranger: It could be worse, Cas.
5:20:56 PM temporalranger: At least his vessel is clothed.
5:21:11 PM temporalranger: Like, okay, it may all be skintight.
5:21:18 PM temporalranger: But there is clothing there.
5:21:43 PM Kassie: …and either way, Cas's track through the whole thing is …DUDE, I CAN BARELY DRINK LEGALLY. I'M FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES NOT YOUR FATHER. I HAVE HIS MEMORIES BUT I'M NOT HIM. AND IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M REALLY TRYING TO RECOVER FROM THE PART WHERE *MY FATHER* JUST DIED A FEW MONTHS AGO, MY KID BROTHER WENT ALL CALIGULA ON EVERYONE AND NOW HE'S TOO DEPRESSED TO LEAVE HIS ROOM, AND I JUST WANT TO ENJOY GETTING MARRIED OKAY? T.T
5:23:28 PM Kassie: …and then Mary invites Sharmiel to dinner because HE'S HERE AND SHE MADE DINNER, SO EVERYONE SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND EAT. DO NOT ARGUE WITH MAMA BEAR
5:24:03 PM temporalranger: LOOK MARY IT'S LIKE YOU ACTUALLY GOT A GRANDCHILD OUT OF CAS :D
5:24:27 PM Kassie: SHE KNOWS AND HE'S SUCH A CUTE GRANDCHILD, WITH HIS IRONIC T-SHIRTS AND HIS BUDDY HOLLY GLASSES :D
5:24:51 PM Kassie: Cas: *SIGHS and slumps on Dean's shoulder.* FML. :|
5:25:50 PM Kassie: Sharmiel: *gets distracted by mixing condiments in nonsensical fashions* :D :D :D *thinks ranch dressing is the coolest thing EVER*
5:27:21 PM Kassie: Cas: *is only holding back on correcting Mary's misuse of the word 'irony' because he's giving Dean a covert handjob under the table.*
5:28:15 PM temporalranger: Dean: *is really not going to be a part of this conversation at all now*
5:28:43 PM temporalranger: Sam: *feels replaced*
5:29:13 PM temporalranger: *by the bb!"Special"!angel, not the handjob*
5:30:09 PM Kassie: Andy: *brings dinner up to Sam's room. because Sam didn't come out and Andy was just worried about his BFF Sam and it's REALLY AWKWARD to sit at the table when he knows Dean and Cas are doing Not Dinner Table Things.* D:
5:31:19 PM temporalranger: BB SHARMIEL SHOULD SHOW UP WHEN DEAN AND CAS ARE EXCORCISING A RANDOM STUNT DEMON AND BE ALL "DAADDDYYY!" *clings to Cas rather than excorcising the demon*
5:31:31 PM Kassie: ………yes. XD
5:31:32 PM temporalranger: Like... Back before Shit Gets Real.
5:32:02 PM Kassie: *nods* definitely. because… him showing and pulling that when Shit Gets Real would… not go over well.
5:32:07 PM Kassie: …especially not in book six.
5:32:31 PM temporalranger: Maybe like...book 3.
5:32:49 PM temporalranger: When they're dealing with the general season 1/2 hunts and stuff.
5:32:52 PM Kassie: because Dean would be all off getting tortured-and-raped by Alastair-in-Lisa, and Cas would be all UNLESS THE NEXT WORDS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH ARE WHERE DEAN IS, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL FIND SOME WAY TO WRING YOUR NECK AND MAKE IT HURT.
5:34:04 PM temporalranger: ...there should be a point in there where Cas tries to get him to help find Dean. Since... Everything at his disposal would probably include the angel basically panting for his approval.
5:35:16 PM Kassie: *nods* It would. ……and he could drag Barachiel with him, using some kind of WELL, YOU MANUFACTURED THE PROFOUND BOND WITH YOUR CHERUB CRAP SO YOU HAVE TO HELP ME FIX IT guilt trip. which would totally work because Barachiel is a marshmallow.
5:35:57 PM Kassie: …and then when they DO find Dean and Lisastair, and after Anna's GRACESPLOSION saves the day, Barachiel would actually be able to do something effective.
5:36:15 PM Kassie: namely, keeping Dean and Lisa from TOTALLY BREAKING, psychologically, for long enough to get them to the hospital.
5:36:23 PM Kassie: …and then probably afterward too.
5:36:45 PM Kassie: …because he's a marshmallow, but… his specialty is ~FEELINGS~
5:36:59 PM Kassie: and…… you know, usually, that's making people fall in love.
5:37:29 PM Kassie: but why couldn't it be, "protecting Dean and Lisa from the effects of most of the book's worth of being Alastair's playthings."
5:38:45 PM Kassie: it's under the same umbrella heading of "stuff where there are high emotional stakes" and…… well. He has enough sense not to go OMG DEAN/CAS IS OTP 4 LYFE while Dean and Lisa are… immediately post-Alastair.
5:40:36 PM Kassie: since… that would probably go like this: "OH MY GLOB HUG ALL THE HUGS"
Dean: *freezes up, thousand yard stare, struggling to get out of the hug but… ineffectively because angel.*
Cas: *SWIPES SHARMIEL'S SWORD AND SMITES.* >|
Barachiel: *is ded*
5:41:03 PM temporalranger: XD
5:41:28 PM temporalranger: Sharmiel: Can I have my sword back, Dad?
5:41:47 PM temporalranger: Cas: No. You're too young to play with it. >|
5:41:53 PM Kassie: XD
5:42:08 PM Kassie: Cas: and stop calling me DAD. I can't even buy booze without a fake ID yet. >|
5:42:09 PM temporalranger: Cas: ...go... Somewhere else and... Do... Something.
5:43:08 PM temporalranger: Sharmiel: BARACHIEL DAD WAS MEAN TO ME I NEED GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE T.T
5:43:30 PM Kassie: well, not Glee yet, because it wouldn't be out yet. They could watch Friends instead, though. XD
5:43:31 PM temporalranger: Sharmiel: *wants Burt Hummel for his Dad*
5:43:59 PM temporalranger: Days of Our Lives? XD
5:44:02 PM Kassie: XD
5:44:17 PM temporalranger: WILL AND GRACE
5:44:43 PM Kassie: YES. XD
5:45:42 PM TemporalRanger: And Mary-Kate and Ashley movies.
5:45:55 PM Kassie: *NODS* XD
5:47:12 PM Kassie: Cas: ……… *Blinks at. silently judging them. decides to just… go sleep in the car, since his options are "deal with Sharmiel and Barachiel" or "deal with Andy/Jo/Anna." …curls up with Dean's leather jacket, humming "Travelling Riverside Blues." is TOTALLY OKAY THOUGH, EVERYONE.*
5:49:10 PM Kassie: …which totally leads to Gabriel showing up in the Impala (because Kali and Crowley bitch-slapped him into giving a shit) and Cas being like, "oh fuck, the archangel Gabriel? …I guess I'm pregnant with Jesus 2.0 now, right. :| *otherwise snarks by way of trying to tell Gabriel to LEAVE.*"
Gabriel: *STAYS. JUST TO BE A DICK.*
5:50:29 PM TemporalRanger: ...Sharmiel: *secretly Jesus 2.0*
5:50:58 PM Kassie: XD …that's a twist I'm not going with, because… Cas isn't getting pregnant, mostly.
5:51:15 PM TemporalRanger: XD yeah.