I write like
Kurt VonnegutI Write Like by Mémoires,
Mac journal software.
Analyze your writing! What I like best about this result is that I consistently get results like James Joyce and Vladimir Nabokov when submitting pieces wherein I deliberately emulated or took inspiration from Vonnegut.
And, apparently, I most reliably write erotica like Raymond Chandler. I have no idea what that says about me, but considering the quote I most associate with him - "When in doubt, have a man come through a door with a gun in his hand." - I think it means that I need to write fic featuring gun kink.
And considering how this goes, my gun kink will probably read like Margaret Atwood.