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Is it possible to have food withdrawals?
Because if it is, I am totally experiencing withdrawal symptoms from a lack of Jimmie Johns.
Sandwich #16 to be exact.
I could also really go for a Turkey Tom, but a #16 is preferred.
That said, I think I am going to kill myself.
Modern is ridiculously difficult.
Imagine me as Alfalfa from The Little Rascals in the dance recital scene.
Now, don't get me wrong, I can do some ballet.
But modern is a different story....it is kind of a lot like retarded ballet and right now I'm considering telling Martha Graham to suck my left tit.
That was a bit extreme, but you get it.
Anyhow, I am thinking about doing my first documentary on my massage therapist who thinks that he is the Messiah.
It should be interesting and my mom thinks that he would be flattered for being asked to do it.
I hope so, because this guy is just unbelievable.
I am in serious need of another nothing-but-drunkeness weekend.
But this time, I'm going to get hot.
Because if it is, I am totally experiencing withdrawal symptoms from a lack of Jimmie Johns.
Sandwich #16 to be exact.
I could also really go for a Turkey Tom, but a #16 is preferred.
That said, I think I am going to kill myself.
Modern is ridiculously difficult.
Imagine me as Alfalfa from The Little Rascals in the dance recital scene.
Now, don't get me wrong, I can do some ballet.
But modern is a different story....it is kind of a lot like retarded ballet and right now I'm considering telling Martha Graham to suck my left tit.
That was a bit extreme, but you get it.
Anyhow, I am thinking about doing my first documentary on my massage therapist who thinks that he is the Messiah.
It should be interesting and my mom thinks that he would be flattered for being asked to do it.
I hope so, because this guy is just unbelievable.
I am in serious need of another nothing-but-drunkeness weekend.
But this time, I'm going to get hot.