God... I was able to get a hold of my phone. Thankfully. But something is seriously wrong! I woke up yesterday morning in some strange house. There was this old lady who seemed really nice at first. She kinda reminded me of my grandmother when she suddenly started talking about how I couldn't leave the house... then the stranger part it that she says we're married! I don't know what's going on... then when I told her she was mistaken she ended up pulling out a rolling pin and knocked me out.
I'm now in her basement... and she still saying she is my wife! I texted Emi yesterday for help but I need an address... thankfully I was able to take this picture with my cell phone when she let me go to the restroom.
D-does anyone know where this is?! Please help me... this woman is crazy. She somehow managed to take pictures of me and paste them onto the body of a magazine cut out groom! ela é louca!