{BLOG}...Something isn't right....

[amor_carnival]

Holy... Mother... of... Dues.

I FORGOT MY OWN BIRFDAY?!?!?

Okay... I know I am not the brightest sex bomb in the world, but what kind of idiot forgets his own birthday. UHG! Then I feel so bad! Emi and Marcie remembered and I was a total spazz and agreed to work a double shift at the club... again. Now Emi wants to hurt me... more than usual!

But...

Comments

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Who calls themselves a sex bomb?

[amor_carnival]

Well, a sex bomb, of course!

[veni_vidi_duplo]

... it just makes you look arrogant by self-proclaiming that. Or like a liar.

[amor_carnival]

...Does it? I am just comfy with who I am and what I do!

INTRIGUED NIK IS INTRIGUED~

[veni_vidi_duplo]

What you... do? Who What do you do?

He best be~

[amor_carnival]

Well... Emi says I shouldn't talk about who What I do in public. So lets go in this dim lit room. <3

STILL LOLING~

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Look, bro, I don't pay for that kind of thing.

Re: STILL LOLING~

[amor_carnival]

...Pay? The best things in life are free.

O rly

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Well at least that's always free.

Re: Yush~ <3

[amor_carnival]

If you play your card right, most things can be free.

IS THIS GOING TO GET R-RATED? |D

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Hey, I like the way you think!

Want to play cards?

Baby at this rate, it can get X-rated. >D

[amor_carnival]

Haha. Thanks! And cards sound awesome! strip poker while Lady Gaga plays in the background

FFF BIRFDAY TEXT~

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Fuck Lady Gaga. This is a real jam:

Re: FFF BIRFDAY TEXT~

[amor_carnival]

So, uh, yeah. Dim lit room. NAOW. that be baby making music

ITS YO BIRFDAY AND I KNOW YOU WANT TO RIDE OUT

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Hell yeah it is! Hey, are you ugly?

Re: ITS YO BIRFDAY AND I KNOW YOU WANT TO RIDE OUT

[amor_carnival]

Baby making frenzy! Ugly? Psssh. I don't think so. I am the finest damn alligator you've ever seen!