Aug 18, 2005 21:23
this is based on a conversation i had the other day
AMA: have you ever noticed how you always see squirels on the ground and in trees in your yard --but you never see squirrel poop anywhere?
KEV: ... yea well, have you ever seen a squirrel sleep either?
AMA: ... no *thought-filled pause* i havent
and what have we learned from this brief dialogue from the life and times of Amonti? simple! you never see squirrels sleeping because they eat their own turds and that makes them go crazy and do squirrel-y things that people always complain about (like throwing pine cones at the parked car in the drive way). that explains the invisible turd mystery too!