I ganked this meme from Meris.
Type your first reaction when you hear these 35 words:
1. I need: to do this meme
2. Sex: Male
3. Relationships: An older brother
4. Your Last Ex: Institutionalized
5. Power: corrupts absolutely
6. Marijuana: a crutch
7. Crack: Snap and Pop
8. Food: Nothing beats Amish cooking
9. The President: CIC
10. War: What is it good for?
11. Cars: maseratti
12. Gas Prices: the man trying to get you down
13. Halloween: Commercialism
14. Politics: makes strange bedfellows
15. Religion: Shintoism
16. MySpace: I prefer tagworld
17. Worst Fear: losing control or a sense of self
18. Marriage: single and loving it
19. Fashion: I prefer comfort to fashion any day
20. Blondes: stereotyped
21. Redheads: freckles
22: Work: More money, more problems
23: Pass the time: sake, novels, music
24: Football: watchable
25. One night stands: I've had a few not worth mentioning
26: Pet Peeve: witches
27: Pixie Stix: for fairies
28: Vanilla Ice: One hit wonder
29: Porta Potties: when you have to go, you have to go
30: High school: entrance exams
31: Pajamas: outdated
31: Wood: mahogany
33. Surfers: Michael Lee
34. Picture: A worthwhile Kid Rock/Sheryl Crow duet