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- name:Patrick Alois Ortiz-Wolf
- birthdate: September 28th, 1986
- birthplace:Mount Holly New Jersey.
- current location: browns mills, new jersey
- eye color:Wood Brown
- hair color: Brown, Auburn
- righty or lefty: righty
- zodiac sign: libra
- innie or outtie: innie
describe...
- your heritage: german, portugese
- your hair: short
- your weakness: boys
- your fears:being alone and bitter for the rest of my life
- your perfect pizza: extra extra extra cheese with peporoni
- one thing you'd like to achieve: Getting into Emerson Collgee
x. piercings= left ear
x. tattoos= none
x. height= taller than miranda mhahaha
x. shoe size= 11 and 1/2
x. pets= two daschunds dude and peanut and a cat named smudge
series three - what is...
- your most overused phrase on aim: gir
- your thoughts first waking up: sleep now forever hold your peace
- the first feature you notice in the opposite sex:bitchiness
- your best physical features: smile so says adam
- your bedtime: whenever i want mhahhaa im a big boy now beotch
- your greatest accomplishment:
- your most missed memory: thats a redudant question that everyone knows the answer to.
series four - you prefer...
- pepsi or coke: pepsi
- mcdonald's or burger king: burger king
- single or group dates: single...group dates only lead to unaswered questions.
- adidas or nike: adidas.
- lipton iced tea or nestea: fuck that. it's all about wawa green iced tea.
- chocolate or vanilla: extra dark chocolate
- cappucino or coffee: cappucino
- boxers or briefs: depends...if im horney briefs if im sleepy boxers if im inbetween boxer briefs
series five - do you...
- smoke: no, but tried it once
- cuss: all the fucking time. hahah. no seriously.
- sing well: thats for you to decide (lets make a wish...ooh ooh, make it come true.)
- take a shower everyday: yes i bathe often.
- do you think you've been in love: thinking about it postmortum breakup...yes
- want to go to college: emerson please.
i want to be a t.v. director or maybe producer, who knows maybe movies
- like high school: i used to. before my school turned into a facist regime. everyone at pemberton knows it. but i get up, get through my classes, come home and watch roseanne, so i'm good. it's almost over anyways. so...it doesn't really matter too much.
- want to get married: depends lol
- type with your fingers on the right keys: yes, i type with a speed of 120 words a minute and im improving
- believe in yourself: not really
- get motion sickness: never
- think you're attractive: god i am a freak of nature...
- think you're a health freak: lol im anti health
- like thunderstorms: yes, anything that makes me sleep is a good thing in my book of...good things...
- play an instrument: flute, keyboard, a little sax a little tuba.
- like cleaning: sometimes.
- like roller coasters: yes
- write in cursive or print:it doesnt matter you cant read my hand writing anyways...i can read my handwriting...i type
for or against
x. long distance relationships= against i am aware of the fact that i am very ankle biterish when it comes to relationships
x. using someone= no. i have been touched in6 years :((
x. suicide= i cant say i havnt thoguht about it, but i dont think i will every go through with it, besides i still have a lot to live for.
x. killing people= no.
x. teenage smoking= it's stupid, but it's your own decision.
x. doing drugs= whatever floats your boat.
x. premarital sex= well since i can't legaly get married...yes sure why not? if what they say is true then im damned for not going against my nature to begin with.
x. driving drunk= never.
x. gay/lesbian relationships= okay so this is my take. i think that
x. soap operas= teenage life is a fucking soap opera.
series six - in the past month, did/have you...
- drank alcohol: yes
- smoke(d): nope.
- done a drug: i dont think so...
- have sex: no (jeese miranda you were so non-chalant about your answer (this is the bitterness that i was talking about before))
- go on a date: almost.
- go to the mall: yep.
- eaten an entire box of oreos: nope.
- eaten sushi: oh yeah.
- been on stage: walked on it.
- been dumped: nope.
- gone skating: nope.
- made homemade cookies: no
- gone skinny dipping: in my tub, yo.
- dyed your hair: no
- stolen anything: a couple double a batteries from mike lol
series seven - have you ever...
- played a game that required removal of clothing? no.
- if so, was it mixed company: .....
- been trashed or extremely intoxicated: no, but then again i would be a hypocrite to say i even get drunk.
- been caught "doing something": by my dad. he caught me looking at porn on the internet but i turned it off before he had a chance to see what exactly i was looking at. in his mind i am still normal.
- been called a tease: probably.
- gotten beaten up: no A LOT stronger than i look.
- shoplifted: yes.
- if so, did you get caught: by mom, it was bubble gum
- changed who you were to fit in: lol, i just changed not because it was for anyone just because it was weird i used to be a real thug yo.
series eight - the future...
- age you hope to be married: like 26
- numbers and names of children: hmm...do you think i would be a good role model?
- descibe your dream wedding: hmm
- How do you want to die? in my lovers arms
- where you want to go to college: emerson
- what do you want to be when you grow up: i already answered this
- what country would you most like to visit:germany, japan, portugal
{x} current clothes: my pool pajamas and long john shirt to hide scratched on my arm.
{x} current mood: postbreakdown total sense of control.
{x} current taste: after taste of krispy kremes
{x} current hair: matted and nappy
{x} current annoyance: my chair, its making my ass hurt.
{x} current smell: air
{x} current thing you ought to be doing: creative writing work.
{x} current desktop picture: windoes default
{x} current favorite groups: incubus, smashing pumpkins god the list goes on.
{x} current book: nothing right now
{x} current dvd in player: hide mtv dvd
{x} current refreshment: spit
{x} current worry: passing high school and getting into emerson and getting afucking 1200 on my sats
{x} current crush: mike elbertson (thats right, i admit it, not like its not going to pass anywasy)
{x} current favorite celebrity: al pachino
what...
x. shampoo do you use= white rain
x. perfume do you use= something gio
x. shoes do you wear=
x. are you scared ofbeing alone..
- birthdate: September 28th, 1986
- birthplace:Mount Holly New Jersey.
- current location: browns mills, new jersey
- eye color:Wood Brown
- hair color: Brown, Auburn
- righty or lefty: righty
- zodiac sign: libra
- innie or outtie: innie
describe...
- your heritage: german, portugese
- your hair: short
- your weakness: boys
- your fears:being alone and bitter for the rest of my life
- your perfect pizza: extra extra extra cheese with peporoni
- one thing you'd like to achieve: Getting into Emerson Collgee
x. piercings= left ear
x. tattoos= none
x. height= taller than miranda mhahaha
x. shoe size= 11 and 1/2
x. pets= two daschunds dude and peanut and a cat named smudge
series three - what is...
- your most overused phrase on aim: gir
- your thoughts first waking up: sleep now forever hold your peace
- the first feature you notice in the opposite sex:bitchiness
- your best physical features: smile so says adam
- your bedtime: whenever i want mhahhaa im a big boy now beotch
- your greatest accomplishment:
- your most missed memory: thats a redudant question that everyone knows the answer to.
series four - you prefer...
- pepsi or coke: pepsi
- mcdonald's or burger king: burger king
- single or group dates: single...group dates only lead to unaswered questions.
- adidas or nike: adidas.
- lipton iced tea or nestea: fuck that. it's all about wawa green iced tea.
- chocolate or vanilla: extra dark chocolate
- cappucino or coffee: cappucino
- boxers or briefs: depends...if im horney briefs if im sleepy boxers if im inbetween boxer briefs
series five - do you...
- smoke: no, but tried it once
- cuss: all the fucking time. hahah. no seriously.
- sing well: thats for you to decide (lets make a wish...ooh ooh, make it come true.)
- take a shower everyday: yes i bathe often.
- do you think you've been in love: thinking about it postmortum breakup...yes
- want to go to college: emerson please.
i want to be a t.v. director or maybe producer, who knows maybe movies
- like high school: i used to. before my school turned into a facist regime. everyone at pemberton knows it. but i get up, get through my classes, come home and watch roseanne, so i'm good. it's almost over anyways. so...it doesn't really matter too much.
- want to get married: depends lol
- type with your fingers on the right keys: yes, i type with a speed of 120 words a minute and im improving
- believe in yourself: not really
- get motion sickness: never
- think you're attractive: god i am a freak of nature...
- think you're a health freak: lol im anti health
- like thunderstorms: yes, anything that makes me sleep is a good thing in my book of...good things...
- play an instrument: flute, keyboard, a little sax a little tuba.
- like cleaning: sometimes.
- like roller coasters: yes
- write in cursive or print:it doesnt matter you cant read my hand writing anyways...i can read my handwriting...i type
for or against
x. long distance relationships= against i am aware of the fact that i am very ankle biterish when it comes to relationships
x. using someone= no. i have been touched in6 years :((
x. suicide= i cant say i havnt thoguht about it, but i dont think i will every go through with it, besides i still have a lot to live for.
x. killing people= no.
x. teenage smoking= it's stupid, but it's your own decision.
x. doing drugs= whatever floats your boat.
x. premarital sex= well since i can't legaly get married...yes sure why not? if what they say is true then im damned for not going against my nature to begin with.
x. driving drunk= never.
x. gay/lesbian relationships= okay so this is my take. i think that
x. soap operas= teenage life is a fucking soap opera.
series six - in the past month, did/have you...
- drank alcohol: yes
- smoke(d): nope.
- done a drug: i dont think so...
- have sex: no (jeese miranda you were so non-chalant about your answer (this is the bitterness that i was talking about before))
- go on a date: almost.
- go to the mall: yep.
- eaten an entire box of oreos: nope.
- eaten sushi: oh yeah.
- been on stage: walked on it.
- been dumped: nope.
- gone skating: nope.
- made homemade cookies: no
- gone skinny dipping: in my tub, yo.
- dyed your hair: no
- stolen anything: a couple double a batteries from mike lol
series seven - have you ever...
- played a game that required removal of clothing? no.
- if so, was it mixed company: .....
- been trashed or extremely intoxicated: no, but then again i would be a hypocrite to say i even get drunk.
- been caught "doing something": by my dad. he caught me looking at porn on the internet but i turned it off before he had a chance to see what exactly i was looking at. in his mind i am still normal.
- been called a tease: probably.
- gotten beaten up: no A LOT stronger than i look.
- shoplifted: yes.
- if so, did you get caught: by mom, it was bubble gum
- changed who you were to fit in: lol, i just changed not because it was for anyone just because it was weird i used to be a real thug yo.
series eight - the future...
- age you hope to be married: like 26
- numbers and names of children: hmm...do you think i would be a good role model?
- descibe your dream wedding: hmm
- How do you want to die? in my lovers arms
- where you want to go to college: emerson
- what do you want to be when you grow up: i already answered this
- what country would you most like to visit:germany, japan, portugal
{x} current clothes: my pool pajamas and long john shirt to hide scratched on my arm.
{x} current mood: postbreakdown total sense of control.
{x} current taste: after taste of krispy kremes
{x} current hair: matted and nappy
{x} current annoyance: my chair, its making my ass hurt.
{x} current smell: air
{x} current thing you ought to be doing: creative writing work.
{x} current desktop picture: windoes default
{x} current favorite groups: incubus, smashing pumpkins god the list goes on.
{x} current book: nothing right now
{x} current dvd in player: hide mtv dvd
{x} current refreshment: spit
{x} current worry: passing high school and getting into emerson and getting afucking 1200 on my sats
{x} current crush: mike elbertson (thats right, i admit it, not like its not going to pass anywasy)
{x} current favorite celebrity: al pachino
what...
x. shampoo do you use= white rain
x. perfume do you use= something gio
x. shoes do you wear=
x. are you scared ofbeing alone..