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AHHHH LONGEST GREATEST WEEKEND OF ALL TIME.
freakin camp out - drunken hot kids - throwing up - cold - beer bongs- ciggaweed - sex next tent over - killing sheep ahhhhh read.
word.
FRIDAY
left my house at like... uhhh 9am... drove... 12 hours... stopping twice.. ahhh we had to go to my amma [gramma]s summer house in some piece of shit town called like sldkfjæsdfjk or something i dont know. whatever. we sat there and i waaaaiiited for my cousin ernie. her name is ERNA but i have called her ernie since i was little bc im gay. ANYways... HER ASS IS IN LONDON kjsdfhla so sad. so i chilled at the summer house till like.... 10pm then my FUCKIN HOTT ASS COUSIN THAT IF I LIVED IN ALABAMA ID BANGBANGBANG came. his name is Bjossi and hes 24. sex. uh oh. SO hes all blah blah blah "lets go to Akueyri [town that has 15,000 ppl] to meet my friends" mmmmmk bjossi, sooo we left at like 11:30 - got to akueyri at liiiike 2, and i saw MADIAAA ahhhh my friend from when i was little, she was so drunk and called me KISA which is cat. so i called her FLUA which is bird. mmhmmm so chill, we found his friend... and i beer bonged some vodka ;X fuckin bad idea. then me and flua went to find guys. fun times.. found a few. but then i threw up. on fluas shoe. NOT fun. and. i then was incapable of walking, so we crashed at this kids tent named "pee-nee-leee-tuh" mmhmm we named him. it means small. ANYWAYS. so we crashed, bjossi calls my cell phone at like 6 and hes like "you have to call your dad blah bahbahb" and so i did. and we had to go home for breakfast. ahhh not good. i felt like ass, but you know what they say keeeep drinkin if you have a hangover lalal well thats what ashley says. and shes some crazy form of god, so what the hell why not? brought 4 beers in the car, 3 for me and one for bjossi ahhhh we got to the house ate and left.
SATURDAY
omg. the day from hell. laskdjfhalsdkfj went BACK to akureyri, 2 more hours in the car.met up with flua, after her drunk ass woke up - chilled, drank mooooooooore. omg shitfaced as fuck we get up and go to the tivoli [its like a carnival] and see peeneeleeetuh and his hot ashton kutcher looking friend. i talk to him. and find out his name is daniul, hes chill - dont wanna call him daniul so i called him ashton. Ö_ö twas cool. we walked around the tivoli, drank some brewskee so chill. - then at like noon there was a concert insiiiiide the tent and i was kinda excited bc well..i was a little faded, and i get excited when im buzzin? hmmm whateverrrrrrrrr SO we go to the concert and I decide i want to throw my bra onstage. bc IIII am the epitome of cool. and III can do that. so i do. word. well we chilled at the concert.. met some guys drank their beer. walked BACK to their tent area thing and chilled. i taught them some catch phrases. such as "niggah please" which was probably not a good idea
me- "hey gimme a beer"
ashton - "niggah please"
me - "no REALLY"
ashton - "NO niggah please"
then dumb beerless me teaches them "yo yo yo" AGAIN baaaad idea.
me - "get off the cooler and give me a beeeer"
flua -"yo yo yo niggah please"
me - "SHUDDUP!"
THEN my ass got smaaaaaart
me -"yo yo yo niggah please gimme a beer"
it worked.
and we continued our drunken escapade throughout akureyri went to the pink gas station to buy food. ahhaha and i almost bought lauren some tequila - but then i realized she is 8;000 miles to far away BUT SHITFUCK LO THAT MEANS I THINKED ABOUT YOU<3 ;x word. so we ate and then went back to the site drank and i heard guitar in the next area so iiii walked over there - and sang ahahah fuckin britney spears. and they asked me to give them my beanie. for memories. SAD. ahahah it was so cool and SO FUCKIN COLD... tthen after drinkin with the guitaristics we went to another camp i think.. yah whatever we drank more. lalala and i puked. NOT fun. i danced around the fire and decided i was doing a rain dance - then when it didnt rain. i told them to sing happy berfday to me. in english. they did. i was excited. THEN icelandic. way fun.
i tried to convince ashton to let me call america on his cell phone. but he said no.
ASHLEY I TRIED TO CALL YOU ON A PAY PHONE AND I WAS TALKIN TO THE OPERATER AND CALLING HER BRUTHA MAN ;x
sooo not cool. i thought it was you. and when it wasnt. i almost cried. and you know how i know it wanst you.
"brutha man when did you learn icelandic!!!"
;[[[
so sad. omg. aggsöd9iwiuef
i miss your ass.
so much.
OK NOW: where was i.. oh yess.. well we chilled, and at like 10pm the FUCKING SUN WAS IN MY EYES and i put my thrice cd in the stereo. omg so good. and i fell asleep.... then at 12 they woke me up to go to another concert - STILL SUNNY - SO GAY - so we go to the show. word. so cool. i met this guy named siddi mmhmm lol he was sex. so then at like 1 we went to his tent thing [me and flua] AND OOOOMGGGG ALL my friends from when i was like 6 were there. so fuckin chill lol we talked about a buncha shit.. played twister. i puked. again. then I LOST MY CELL PHONE ooooomg i was sooo scared. lol and i was supposed to call Bjossi to tell him where i was sleeping. andi didnt have the number soooo me and flua had to go find him ;x that was a task. but we did it! and he had my phone Ö_ö he found it at the pink gas station. dawg. i was scared lol. and so we chilled with him and went back to our tent ahah omg we were all sitting there like 769384 of us, and we hear screaming and LOUD AS FUCK MOANING and were like wtf.. and the ppl n the tent next to ours were apparently doing the good old bangbangbang routine. so im gay and decide to go up to the tent and do a little bangbangbanging on the sides. and run around it makin animal noises. it was cool. first i was a cow. then flua came and we were birds. then i got fuckin tired. and so we sat down again and i decided to sleep but that didnt last long bc i woke up to bjossi singing some icelandic love song REALLY REALLY LOUD. then we just chilled and i beer bonged some tequila. BIIIG MISTAKE. walked to the tivoli again rode the roler coaster. BIIGGER mistake. puked out my whole fuckin brain. i swear to you. then bjossi walked me back and i slept.
SUNDAY
drove back t the summer house and was suprised by alll my family and a partay para me for my berrfday ahhh and i got presants and i was sooo fuckin hungover jshdlifu ;X gay gay gay and my dad was all "are you ok" ahhh yes. shh ;x
my amma made me sheep for food. and a cake ahhh so good.
<333333
so we chilled and said bye WORD my family is so cool i <3 them and ahh they made me sing.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hahaahahah hungover and sivkkv-0fityh
mmhmm SO
we drive home and im like SO TIRED. but i cant sleep, so i decide to try anyways lol Ö_ö nope my body was not havin it. we pulled over 4 times. bc i had to puke. mmmmm vomit ;D then i fel asleep for like 3 hours and woke up to the LOUDEST THUD EVER
my fuckin dad hit a sheep.
like HIT A SHEEP.
omg i was all DAD DID YOU NOT SEE IT
but its not his fault bc those fucks allllllways run into the street an i mean always. we are like OVERPOPULATED with sheep.
and sheep are fucking UGLY and they are fucking DUMB gay gay gay
then we hit a bird.
fuckin animals.
well i couldnt sleep so i was like OMG i wonder how many sheep i will see. so i decided to count. NOT even realizing that i was counting sheep bc i coulndnt sleep. im so gay oh well in an hour. i counted 1,236 and thats just the ones in the grass not in the mountains... FUCKIN SHEEP. omg so many. hate hatehatehatehate tho they taste sooo good.
blah blah came home.
AND I GOT CAKE! in my face. from daddys woman. boo. it was dope tho. <3
and i got $1,000 total bux to add to the KRISTEY AND ASHLEY NEED A HOME FUND.
WORD.
AND ITS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
whell hell hell happy fucking berfday to me.
freakin camp out - drunken hot kids - throwing up - cold - beer bongs- ciggaweed - sex next tent over - killing sheep ahhhhh read.
word.
FRIDAY
left my house at like... uhhh 9am... drove... 12 hours... stopping twice.. ahhh we had to go to my amma [gramma]s summer house in some piece of shit town called like sldkfjæsdfjk or something i dont know. whatever. we sat there and i waaaaiiited for my cousin ernie. her name is ERNA but i have called her ernie since i was little bc im gay. ANYways... HER ASS IS IN LONDON kjsdfhla so sad. so i chilled at the summer house till like.... 10pm then my FUCKIN HOTT ASS COUSIN THAT IF I LIVED IN ALABAMA ID BANGBANGBANG came. his name is Bjossi and hes 24. sex. uh oh. SO hes all blah blah blah "lets go to Akueyri [town that has 15,000 ppl] to meet my friends" mmmmmk bjossi, sooo we left at like 11:30 - got to akueyri at liiiike 2, and i saw MADIAAA ahhhh my friend from when i was little, she was so drunk and called me KISA which is cat. so i called her FLUA which is bird. mmhmmm so chill, we found his friend... and i beer bonged some vodka ;X fuckin bad idea. then me and flua went to find guys. fun times.. found a few. but then i threw up. on fluas shoe. NOT fun. and. i then was incapable of walking, so we crashed at this kids tent named "pee-nee-leee-tuh" mmhmm we named him. it means small. ANYWAYS. so we crashed, bjossi calls my cell phone at like 6 and hes like "you have to call your dad blah bahbahb" and so i did. and we had to go home for breakfast. ahhh not good. i felt like ass, but you know what they say keeeep drinkin if you have a hangover lalal well thats what ashley says. and shes some crazy form of god, so what the hell why not? brought 4 beers in the car, 3 for me and one for bjossi ahhhh we got to the house ate and left.
SATURDAY
omg. the day from hell. laskdjfhalsdkfj went BACK to akureyri, 2 more hours in the car.met up with flua, after her drunk ass woke up - chilled, drank mooooooooore. omg shitfaced as fuck we get up and go to the tivoli [its like a carnival] and see peeneeleeetuh and his hot ashton kutcher looking friend. i talk to him. and find out his name is daniul, hes chill - dont wanna call him daniul so i called him ashton. Ö_ö twas cool. we walked around the tivoli, drank some brewskee so chill. - then at like noon there was a concert insiiiiide the tent and i was kinda excited bc well..i was a little faded, and i get excited when im buzzin? hmmm whateverrrrrrrrr SO we go to the concert and I decide i want to throw my bra onstage. bc IIII am the epitome of cool. and III can do that. so i do. word. well we chilled at the concert.. met some guys drank their beer. walked BACK to their tent area thing and chilled. i taught them some catch phrases. such as "niggah please" which was probably not a good idea
me- "hey gimme a beer"
ashton - "niggah please"
me - "no REALLY"
ashton - "NO niggah please"
then dumb beerless me teaches them "yo yo yo" AGAIN baaaad idea.
me - "get off the cooler and give me a beeeer"
flua -"yo yo yo niggah please"
me - "SHUDDUP!"
THEN my ass got smaaaaaart
me -"yo yo yo niggah please gimme a beer"
it worked.
and we continued our drunken escapade throughout akureyri went to the pink gas station to buy food. ahhaha and i almost bought lauren some tequila - but then i realized she is 8;000 miles to far away BUT SHITFUCK LO THAT MEANS I THINKED ABOUT YOU<3 ;x word. so we ate and then went back to the site drank and i heard guitar in the next area so iiii walked over there - and sang ahahah fuckin britney spears. and they asked me to give them my beanie. for memories. SAD. ahahah it was so cool and SO FUCKIN COLD... tthen after drinkin with the guitaristics we went to another camp i think.. yah whatever we drank more. lalala and i puked. NOT fun. i danced around the fire and decided i was doing a rain dance - then when it didnt rain. i told them to sing happy berfday to me. in english. they did. i was excited. THEN icelandic. way fun.
i tried to convince ashton to let me call america on his cell phone. but he said no.
ASHLEY I TRIED TO CALL YOU ON A PAY PHONE AND I WAS TALKIN TO THE OPERATER AND CALLING HER BRUTHA MAN ;x
sooo not cool. i thought it was you. and when it wasnt. i almost cried. and you know how i know it wanst you.
"brutha man when did you learn icelandic!!!"
;[[[
so sad. omg. aggsöd9iwiuef
i miss your ass.
so much.
OK NOW: where was i.. oh yess.. well we chilled, and at like 10pm the FUCKING SUN WAS IN MY EYES and i put my thrice cd in the stereo. omg so good. and i fell asleep.... then at 12 they woke me up to go to another concert - STILL SUNNY - SO GAY - so we go to the show. word. so cool. i met this guy named siddi mmhmm lol he was sex. so then at like 1 we went to his tent thing [me and flua] AND OOOOMGGGG ALL my friends from when i was like 6 were there. so fuckin chill lol we talked about a buncha shit.. played twister. i puked. again. then I LOST MY CELL PHONE ooooomg i was sooo scared. lol and i was supposed to call Bjossi to tell him where i was sleeping. andi didnt have the number soooo me and flua had to go find him ;x that was a task. but we did it! and he had my phone Ö_ö he found it at the pink gas station. dawg. i was scared lol. and so we chilled with him and went back to our tent ahah omg we were all sitting there like 769384 of us, and we hear screaming and LOUD AS FUCK MOANING and were like wtf.. and the ppl n the tent next to ours were apparently doing the good old bangbangbang routine. so im gay and decide to go up to the tent and do a little bangbangbanging on the sides. and run around it makin animal noises. it was cool. first i was a cow. then flua came and we were birds. then i got fuckin tired. and so we sat down again and i decided to sleep but that didnt last long bc i woke up to bjossi singing some icelandic love song REALLY REALLY LOUD. then we just chilled and i beer bonged some tequila. BIIIG MISTAKE. walked to the tivoli again rode the roler coaster. BIIGGER mistake. puked out my whole fuckin brain. i swear to you. then bjossi walked me back and i slept.
SUNDAY
drove back t the summer house and was suprised by alll my family and a partay para me for my berrfday ahhh and i got presants and i was sooo fuckin hungover jshdlifu ;X gay gay gay and my dad was all "are you ok" ahhh yes. shh ;x
my amma made me sheep for food. and a cake ahhh so good.
<333333
so we chilled and said bye WORD my family is so cool i <3 them and ahh they made me sing.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hahaahahah hungover and sivkkv-0fityh
mmhmm SO
we drive home and im like SO TIRED. but i cant sleep, so i decide to try anyways lol Ö_ö nope my body was not havin it. we pulled over 4 times. bc i had to puke. mmmmm vomit ;D then i fel asleep for like 3 hours and woke up to the LOUDEST THUD EVER
my fuckin dad hit a sheep.
like HIT A SHEEP.
omg i was all DAD DID YOU NOT SEE IT
but its not his fault bc those fucks allllllways run into the street an i mean always. we are like OVERPOPULATED with sheep.
and sheep are fucking UGLY and they are fucking DUMB gay gay gay
then we hit a bird.
fuckin animals.
well i couldnt sleep so i was like OMG i wonder how many sheep i will see. so i decided to count. NOT even realizing that i was counting sheep bc i coulndnt sleep. im so gay oh well in an hour. i counted 1,236 and thats just the ones in the grass not in the mountains... FUCKIN SHEEP. omg so many. hate hatehatehatehate tho they taste sooo good.
blah blah came home.
AND I GOT CAKE! in my face. from daddys woman. boo. it was dope tho. <3
and i got $1,000 total bux to add to the KRISTEY AND ASHLEY NEED A HOME FUND.
WORD.
AND ITS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
whell hell hell happy fucking berfday to me.