[OtC] 46.2 l Cool Hand Luke quote

[amoment_stunsus]

[What we've got here is a failure to communicate.]

"Uncle Luke, are monsters real?"

Jamie's eyes are wide as Luke's nephew hangs on his every word. Luke never thought Where the Wild Things Are would ever put him in a morally gray area. He hasn't old Nate and he hasn't really discussed his "discovery" with Sam or Dean since their initial

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[dude_imbatman]

Dude, hate to tell you but monsters under the bed are real. They're call Shtriga and one nearly got Sammy when he was like seven. Dad kicked the door to the motel in just in time and shot the bitch in the chest.

[amoment_stunsus]

...That's -- not something I needed to know but...thanks.

[dude_imbatman]

Sure you did. They get in through the windows and hide under the beds. Keep 'em shut at night.

[amoment_stunsus]

I'll be sure to. So, how am I going to get Nate and Haley to shut his window?

"The...draft."

[dude_imbatman]

It's a good excuse. If a Shtriga gets him, it would present like pneumonia to a doctor anyway. Only difference is the kids don't ever wake up.

[amoment_stunsus]

Are there...Shtriga's in Tree Hill?

[dude_imbatman]

Nah. There would be a rash of kids with pneumonia in the hospital if there were. Also, Sam and I would be hunting the whore down.

[amoment_stunsus]

It's a female whore. Right. Noted.

[dude_imbatman]

Dude, technically it's an Albanian witch and witches are whores. She steals the life out of little kids. That makes her a bitch.

[amoment_stunsus]

So she's a whore-bitch.

[dude_imbatman]

works for me. The one I came up against is dead but there are others.