Here it is.

[amohs]

My year's resolution is to have perfect hair at least half the time, if not more! If my hair is long, it must form a perfect sphere of manliness! If it's cut short, then... well, there's not much I can do with short hair. I am confident that this goal is achievable, partly because my hair is already magnificent. Perfection is a mere combing away.

I also have this other, less interesting goal is figuring a way to make money from art (pfft!), but I won't bore you with details about that one. The hair is much more important.