Matureness, thy name is thyrfing

May 26, 2006 18:07

Well I thought I Little inner Carlos voice would be better today but he's not.
I was listening to my Supernatural Santana CD and when I got to "Maria, Maria" I punched the skip forward button. Aren't you proud of me? Am I not taking this like an adult?
By the way I'm seeing a pattern here. His mom's Ana Maria. His sisters's Maria Isabel. He had a puppy crush on Maria Sharapova. And the other woman girlfriend's Maria Francesca. And well Moya doesn't really sounds like Maria but it does have a similar sound to it. Maria. Moya. MariaMoyaMariaMoya. It does sound similar if you say it five times fast in a row. *takes off at a run to civil offices to change name to Maria*

And because you're damned to be miserable with me this week, have a pic of the girlfriend with her hair down:




*is ev0l, so very ev0l. Is epitome of ev0l!*

*is stupid, so very stupid. And sad, so very sad*

*keeps hating paparazzi* After all that care and craft "no I don't have a girlfriend" and they go and uncover one of them. Fuck paparazzi *hugs bigamous Rafa* I get you baby, what do you have to do to get some privacy around here? Go to Namibia?

Oh and it's been a couple of days that my computer is not letting me watch Rafa's interviews streaming videos. And yesterday my Firefox suffered a heart-attack after The Photograph and wouldn't let me in as "user" so I had to re-install it and it lost all my bookmarks. Is clear that my Firefox is not wanting to see someone.
And fucking Almagro is on Rafa's side of the draw! He can't even do that right! He was supposed to be on Feds' side with Nalbandian! The whole world is conspiring to destroy me!!!
See he thinks the same:


Mathieu... Gonzalez... Mighty Mouse Rochus... Ljubicic, Ferrer, Baghdatis... Blake, Hewitt and Safin The Fuck!?
Yes I know two of these three are supposedly no real threat to Rafa on clay but they're still players you don't wanna play against

And I can't even go an console myself to the VR.com because it was in one of these innocent visits that I came face to face with Teh Photograph of doom. I was all unsuspecting and it jumped at me and attacked me, I had barely time to close my eyes but the image was burnt into my retinas. So now I'm afraid to even check the flist in case there are some more of those out there to get me because I don't want more visual evidence.

Now I'm going to keep on eating chocolate, listening to The Cure and watching 1980's US Open final and root for Borg. How much more teenager can I behave? Stay tuned.

oh hai i'm 13 years old, :p, queen carlos, meh, tennis, the big girlfriend meltdown of 06

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