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Is it really that weird that I panick and act like a cat running away from water when my married 34year-old friend wants to song me with tongue? Ok first it was because she wanted to prove some idiot that wouldn't leave her alone that we're a couple, old trick. But then she's following me around yelling "give me a smooch!" all over the club streets, just because. I already let her make me dance with her grinding fashion and all, which is fun, because I'm not attracted to her in the least and is common as common goes, but the snog part. That goes a bit too far for me. I have snoggaphobia, even when I'm attracted to someone, and I hate being touched/cuddled/ruffled so of course, I react all kung-fu defensive against touchy-feely ministrations. Which had to be rather funny for the onlookers now that I think about it, her puckering up attacking me like an octopus and me with my guard up turning my face away crying "but why!?". She could have ended up with a bloody nose and hating me forever you know. But I don't punch women.
[EDIT] After answering a comment I just found zze perfect visual for my night, which went something like this:
[EDIT] After answering a comment I just found zze perfect visual for my night, which went something like this: