Jared got a twitter!!!???? Ok, um.
So.
Ok.
So, my first reaction was to scream in terror.
'cos fandom is completely batshit crazy and there's some really mean people who have no qualms about oversharing their crazy shit... and now he's put himself within reach of the crazies. And I'm terrified for him, ok? TERRIFIED. 'cos he's like... being so happy and goofy and weeeeh joyful about getting his account and partying with Misha and Seb and... ANY OF YOU FANDOM TROLLS SAY ONE MEAN THING TO THIS PRECIOUS GUY I'LL FUCKING RIP YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT. THROUGH YOUR FUCKING NOSE.
What was I saying? Fandom's scary, you see?
But he's so presh I just want to protect him from all the scary crap fandom can be. He's real smart, but he's not Jensen who looks... well, he looks like he's tough. Tougher. Like Daneel. You keep him safe, gurl. He's your hubby's playtoy, must take care.
Also, my life will be so much more harder having him be... closer. And. Like. REAL. Reading his thoughts, checking his pictures
about fighting mooses, and... I'm so far gone already, no real man will ever measure up, and now he's... right there, and... YOU KNOW?????? *HYPERVENTILATES* AND HIS PROFILE PICTURE IS
A PHOTO OF JENSEN, JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!
Ok.
It's, ok... I survived Rafa blogging and getting a Facebook account, I can do this. I can follow Jared's twitter. And not go completely bonkers. More.
Other than that I've had nothing good to say, so I haven't said nothing. But am still around.
Uh. Howdy?
Oh yeah, PS:
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE!? OR IS THIS JUST FANTASY?!?!?
My life. These two. My life is over.
PPS. Anyone wanna come watch X-Men with me? No? Anyone? Ok...