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Apr 12, 2011 03:12

OHMYGOD THE JIB CON LOVE ALL OVER MY FLIST. IT'S 3 AM AND I HAVE TO WORK I SHOULD BE SLEEPING. BUT. BUT.
THE BROMANCE, THE PRETTY, THE CRAZY, THE FAKE ORGASMS!!!!

AND IN ALL OF THIS BEAUTY, SOMETHING HAS MY HEART CLENCHING AS IF IT WERE SQUELCHED BY A GIGANTIC SASQUATCHY FIST.




Click for more Model!Sasquatch. Pics by moira_glc

WHY, GOD, WHY!!??
WHY IS HE SO BEAUTIFUL??? HOW CAN HE BE POSSIBLE IN THIS WORLD????
LOOK AT HIS HAIR AND HIS SHOULDERS AND HIS WAIST AND HIS CHEST IN THOSE BLESSED SWEATERS. I WANNA HUG HIS FORM LIKE THEM. I WANNA GRIP HIM TIGHT AND SAVE HIM FROM PERDITION. I WANNA GLOMP AND LICK ALL OVER HIM. OMG HIS LITTLE BLUE-STEELY SMIRK. OH JAREEEEEEEEEED. I ACHE! IT HURTS. I CANNOT COPE WITH SO MUCH PERFECTION. YOU'RE EVERYTHING THAT'S RIGHT AND GOOD AND SPARKLY IN THIS UNIVERSE. PUPPIES AND RAINBOWS AND SHIT. YOU'RE LIKE EVERYTHING I'VE WANTED OUT OF LIFE ALL TOGETHER IN ONE HUMONGOUS, SWEATY PACKAGE. WITH A MONSTROUS CANDY TASTING C0CK. OMG. PLEASE, GOD HAVE MERCY. OHMYFUCKIN'GOD *BARFS*


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