Go, get the butter
I was pondering about important things, as I tend to do, like why-oh-why no one wants to write that J2 BRIDGET JONES' DIARY OMGOMGOMG SOMEONE PLZ, WRITE THIS ;_____;
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Ok, so i was eating my avocado salad here, and pondering... and suddenly the theme to Last Tango in Paris came to my mind. And then the film. And I thought, huh, it's been ages since I saw that. And then I thought, but why would I wanna see it again? XP And then I thought, well, if someone would make a re-make of it, but with that alternate version of the script in mind, 'cos FUCK YES BERGMAN WUZ RIGHT and omg HELL I'D BE ALL OVER THAT. And then I thought... who would I like to see as Brando and Schneider-as-boy? And then I thought...omg, I thought, how about Viggo as Paul... AND JARED AS JEANNE????????????????
OHMYGOD JESUSCHRIST HOLY CRAP AND STUFF!!!!!! I'VE WANTED TO SEE THOSE TWO TOGETHER IN *ANYTHING* BUT DO YOU IMAGINE????????? THE CHEMISTRY?????????? THE SEXUAL SPARKS???????? THE UTTER DECADENCE????????? BECAUSE NONE OF THEM SEEM CAPABLE OF NOT HAVING INSTANT CHEMISTRY WITH ANYONE, AND TOGETHER???????? *BRAIN IMPLODES AND LEAKS OUT OF NOSE*
I need an inside man in the film industry so my genius ideas get picked up by someone.
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Ok, so i was eating my avocado salad here, and pondering... and suddenly the theme to Last Tango in Paris came to my mind. And then the film. And I thought, huh, it's been ages since I saw that. And then I thought, but why would I wanna see it again? XP And then I thought, well, if someone would make a re-make of it, but with that alternate version of the script in mind, 'cos FUCK YES BERGMAN WUZ RIGHT and omg HELL I'D BE ALL OVER THAT. And then I thought... who would I like to see as Brando and Schneider-as-boy? And then I thought...omg, I thought, how about Viggo as Paul... AND JARED AS JEANNE????????????????
OHMYGOD JESUSCHRIST HOLY CRAP AND STUFF!!!!!! I'VE WANTED TO SEE THOSE TWO TOGETHER IN *ANYTHING* BUT DO YOU IMAGINE????????? THE CHEMISTRY?????????? THE SEXUAL SPARKS???????? THE UTTER DECADENCE????????? BECAUSE NONE OF THEM SEEM CAPABLE OF NOT HAVING INSTANT CHEMISTRY WITH ANYONE, AND TOGETHER???????? *BRAIN IMPLODES AND LEAKS OUT OF NOSE*
I need an inside man in the film industry so my genius ideas get picked up by someone.