i'm retarted

[amnotspecial]

In my school, there are security guards at all doors that check your ID before you get in. They never seem to be very focused on this job and I heard that someone got into the school by flashing a waffle instead of an ID. Today, I decided to try it myself. In the morning, Eddie gave me a waffle (raspberry) and I proceeded to bite it into a rectangular shape and so it was about the size of my ID. When I get to the school, I get my waffle ready and I walk through the door. I flash it, and then start walking to the staircase, when suddenly I hear, "Hey! That's a waffle!" Disappointed, I reply, "I'm sorry."
It appears the security guards are not as incompetent as it may seem.