Jul 06, 2006 22:25
So, I've had some observations about the world. Some of them are mildly amusing. I have this manager at Talbots that I like. She's a nice lady, but good lord, her ass is 3/4 of her body. It's terrible. She walks away and all I can stare at is her ass it's not even something I can controll. Recently, when I've been at work, she's worn the most unflattering pants that make her ass look even bigger and her stomach look huge. Now, I've determined that she's either a. packed on the pounds or b. picking some terrible pants. I think it might be a combo between the two. I know I'm not the only one who's seen it. I've seen customers stare.
Second one. So, I was watching Alli's cat. He bit my Mocha. No big deal, just gotta take her to the vet. Well, I call the vet and I tell them what happened, and they were like "We don't treat people." Well no shit sherlock. You treat animals. Which mine happens to have an issue. I told the lady that. Her response? "I thought Mocha was a person." SAY WHA?! Who thinks a person has the name Mocha? Thank goodnes I know the vet isn't a complete moron. (I blame celebrites who can't name children mildly normal names for this one.)
That's all I've got but they are two things that boggle my mind.