The wonderful world of men...actually e-mailed to me by my mother.
1. Men are like laxatives, they irritate the crap out of you
2. Men are like bananas, the other they get, the lest firm they are.
3. Men are like weather, nothing can be done to change them
4. Men are like blenders, you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like chocolate bars, sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like commercials, you can't belive a word they say.
7. Men are like department stores, thier clothes are always half off
8. Men are like government bonds, they take sooooooooooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a little shile.
11. Men are like snow storms, you never know when they are coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
12. Men are like lava lamps, fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2. Men are like bananas, the other they get, the lest firm they are.
3. Men are like weather, nothing can be done to change them
4. Men are like blenders, you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like chocolate bars, sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like commercials, you can't belive a word they say.
7. Men are like department stores, thier clothes are always half off
8. Men are like government bonds, they take sooooooooooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a little shile.
11. Men are like snow storms, you never know when they are coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
12. Men are like lava lamps, fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.