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pride is tasteless, colorless and odorless... Yet it is the hardest thing to swallow
anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes
he said: i still love you
she sneezed and said: sorry, i'm allergic to bullshit
every experience brings out something good. good times could be good memories. bad times could be good lessons. you never lose. you only gain from life. it's just a matter of perspective
they say people falling in line for a ride in amusement parks are crazy. they wait for several hours just to experience a 5 minute ride, but actually they're not coz they don't mind waiting. they look for happiness, though they know that it takes time
math tells us three of the saddest love stories. tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever. parallel lines who were never meant to meet. and asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together
it doesn't matter what other people think or say. you don't live to please them. what matters is you've made the most of what you have, you had fun, you learned from what you've done and lived through it all despite the gossips and intrigues. that's being real. just live a life fearless of other people's shadows
live for God's approval rather than man's attention. it doesn't matter what others say in ridicule or fun, but strive to hear Jesus say "well done my faithful one"
the world can bring you down. it can get you wrong. it can give you pains and even make you wanna give up. but in the end, just look back and remember, "God is with you all along"
it amazes me how time just passes by so swiftly. but you know what? no matter what's in between now and before, i'm just glad we're still here, a little different but still here
even in the most fulfilled life, there's still an emptiness that only God can fill. let Him guide you in every step and let Him bless you all the way
your soulmate is someone who will still love you after you're stripped with everything you have, for in your nothingness, you are loved for who you really are
treat your life like the sea, your heart as the shore, and friends as the waves. it doesn't matter how many waves there are. what matters is which one touches the shore
friends are like butt cheeks. shit separates them but they always come back together. have a pleasant day my dear butt cheek!
friendship is like a big warm hug on a really bad day. it just erases all the frustration and pain away, leaving only the feeling that you're safe and loved
walking under the rain feels so cold and empty, but if you're by my side to hug me and let me feel the warmth, i hope it rains forever
crossing paths with you was a coincidence i'll never regret nor forget coz you're one of those wonderful people i dreamed of having. i'm so thankful that ones in my life's journey, i found a friend in you
in life, there are things you can't do. you can't tap your back for a job well done. you can't hug yourself for comfort. and you can't cry on your shoulders when tears do fall, but don't worry. i can
ako? simple lang kaligayahan ko. kumain, matulog, magpacute, magmiscol, mangulit, magtext at malmaan na ok ka. yun lang masaya na ako
there's no question when of how everything started. there's no asking when or how everything will end. i'm just glad that in between the beginning and the end, i have you as my friend
real friends never leave each other, never part. they just sometimes sit silently, deep within each other's heart, saying i'm just here if you need me
ang pagkakaibigan, parang weewee sa shorts. lahat nakakakita nun, pero ikaw lang ang nakakadama ng init nito. thanks ah! dahil isa kang weewee sa shorts ko
when someone pushes you down, i'll be here to put you up. when someone makes you sad, i'll make you smile. when someone says goodbye to you, i'll be here to stay. trust me. i won't leave you
having a friend like you has made me feel happy in a million ways. wanna know why? coz when God gives us friends, he tried to be fair. but when i got you, i got more than my share
minsan naisip ko paano nga ba tayo naging close? kailan nga yun nagsimula? hmm... nasabi ko na lang basta nandyan ka. mahalaga pa ba kung paano at kailan? salamat ha
don't you find it magical that in a world filled with people, God found a way for us to be friends. i thank Him with all my heart that when He wrote my life, He included you in it
maybe it's fate or destiny that the rest of the world treats me like crap. it kinda makes me appreciate the real friends i have... like you. thank for being you
me and elmo have fight. cookie monster say sorry, but elmo still mad. elmo left and me feel sad. now cookie don't know what to do. coz if only elmo knew, me give all cookies if elmo asked me to
blessings are like hugs from God to let you know how much He loves you. counting on your blessings is like hugging God back. may God embrace all the days of your life
sometimes God gives us an orange when we asked for an apple coz He knows that the season won't give us the sweetest one. everything is beautiful in His time
God gave you two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two ears to hear, two eyes to see. but why did He give you only one heart? coz He gave the other one to someone for you to find
God loves you so much that He turns His ear to you constantly. He always answers your requests maybe not with a yes, but always with what is best
count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. count your life by the smiles and not the tears that roll. count the blessings, not the failures and God shall bless you more
God is so crazy about you. He sends a sunrise every morning, flowers year round, rainbows after the rain. He owns the universe but prefers to live in your heart
life has its own way of making us smile. even wen you wanna give up and lose hope coz certain surprises come your way just when you thought you'd never smile again
morning is a special gift from God after a restfull sleep. it's a chance to do better things and try again where you failed before. get up and start to enjoy your day
Jesus is the arms that will hold you at your weakest, the eye that will see you at your neediest and the ehart that will love you at your worst
we teach little by what we say. we teach more by what we do. we teach most by the love we give. may you always be a shining light to very life that you touch
living in the love of God is like being in the eye of the hurricane. the storm may twirl around you, but in that center there is perfect peace coz God is there
when you think about a problem over and over again, that's called worry. but when you think about God's word ove and over in your mind, that's meditation. the more we meditate on God's word, the less we need to worry. let us remember God is in control and He will never fail
as we travel through life, pastures are not always green, nor the waters still. but when the storms beat the hardest, God draws near and whispers I am here
gaano kabait si Lord? bago ka pa humingi ibinibigay na Niya. bago ka pa umiyak yakap ka na Niya. higit sa lahat, bago ka pa kumapit sa kamay Nya, inaabot ka na
each of us is like a butterfly with one wing. the only way we can fly is to hold each other and share wings so if you have no wings at all, caterpillar ka pa lang
akala ko lagi akng nandyan sa tabi ko. akala ko lagi kang handang tulungan ako. akala ko na bawat oras may kamay ako pero nasaan ka nung fans day ko? ha! nasan ka?!
kung sa pagsapit ng umaga'y di na ako nagising sa aking pagkakatulog wag kang malulungkot, iiyak, o palabasin kahit isang luha dahil sa hapon na ako babangon. puyat kasi ako kagabi
sadyang kay ingay ng mundo, lalo na sa mundo ng gulo, pero sa oras na di mo na kaya ang ingay, kuha ka ng papel. ilista mo na yung mga noisy. bad trip eh!
erap in school..
teacher: who knows what minimize is?
erap: i do ma'am
teacher: ok, use it in a sentence
erap: minimize is the girlfriend of mickeymize
amo: day gamitin mo itong chalk pamatay ng ipis. sulat mo sa pader
maid: yes ati
sunod na araw, nagulat ang amo, nakasulat sa pader
EPES MAMATAY KAYUNG LAHAT! SYET!
kung may problem ka, wag ka magpapakamatay. isipin mo,
kabaong-10,000
burol-2,500
libing-5,000
kape at biskwit-1,700
kaya pag may problem ka, text mo ko. red horse-20 lang!
kung marami kang problema, kung pakiramdam mo mabigat ang dinadala mo, ung parang pasan mo ang mundo, wag mangamba. think for a while then ask yourself baka ikaw ang kampanerang kuba!
a person asked me once why i love hanging out with you. i came to think about it for the first time and got the answer: of all the people i knew who heard my life, you're of the few who listened
if i could do anything to give you back the joy you've given me, i'd be more than happy to. coz you've made me more than happy to coz you've made me smile once. yup, just once. but it hasn't left my face since then
if you missed the beautiful sunrise God made this morning, that's okay. all you have to do is look in the mirror and see a more beautiful creation of God
><(((:> i send you this fish as a sign of our friendship. please take care of this fish in your cellphone. once a week, you have to put your cellphone in water so fishy won't die :)
friend, di man kita matext, di man kita makausap, di man kita nakikita, tandaan mo na love kita!
dreams touch your heart and soul. it is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. hope you'll have the sweetest dream as you close your eyes tonight!
tulad mo, di ko sinadya na makilala ka. bigla na lang naganap ng di nakaplano. hanggang naging close na walang kamalay-malay. at naisip ko na swerte ko pala dahil nakilala kita
many people have touched my life, but sadly you're not one of them. this is because you did more than touching my life. you left a mark for me to remember you for the rest of my life
friendship is not having to worry on what to say or to do or even what is seen in you. it's about being comfortable to be who you want to be ad i'm glad that with you i can be me
time will tell up to when our friendship would last, but i'll tell you this. i'll always be a friend more than any clock could ever count
there are only few things in life that i ask for, but most of them i never really get to have. but this time, i reall hope my wish comes true, and if it does, i wish i will never lose you
friends are like buttons in an elevator. some take you up, others bring you down. i can't promise that i can bring you on the rooftop, but i promise to bring you on the right floor
kung makita mo ako nag-iisa, wag kang mahihiyang lumapit kasi naghahanap talaga ako ng makakausap. kung tatanungin mo ako, "bakit ka nag-iisa?", isa lang isasagot ko: "kasi hinihintay kita"
magkakalayo man tayo, still be a friend. magalit ka man sakin, dito pa rin ako. kalimutan mo man ako, you'll stay in my heart. at magbago man takbo ng mundo, di ka mawawala sa mundo ko
it isn't everyday that i get a chance to say thank you for the friendship. i may not offer the greatest kind but certainly my best. i'm really so glad to have you
i never planned to meet you. i never expected knowing you either. it was such a nice thing that expectations exist coz i never expected that i would care for you like this
it's not easy to live life alone. you'll face trials, suffer consequences, and cry coz of too much pain. just don't forget to look at your back coz there you'll see me ready to give you the biggest hug
all your life you're marching onto your own tune. one day, you'll be surprised to hear someone playing another tune that blends beautifully with yours. that's true love. it's not giving up who you are. it is taking your identity and uniting it with someone else
positive pictures come out from negatives developed in a dark room. so if you find yourself lonely and in the dark, understand that life is working on a beautiful picture for you
just because you know someone doesn't mean you love them and just because you don't know people doesn't mean you can't love them. you can fall in love with a complete stranger in a heartbeat, if God planned that route for you. so open your heart to strangers more often. you never know when God will throw that pass at you
women are like apples on a tree. the best ones are at the top. men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't good, but easy. so the apples on top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing! they just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree
we are all a little weird. life itself is a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we fall in mutual weirdness called friendship
when you feel you've pushed your life to the limit, and you can't go any further, give that obstacle one last push coz that might be the one that gets you through. if you don't try, you'll never know. always go for it!
there's no oil without squeezing the olives. no wine without pressing the grapes. no fragrance without crushing the flowers. so when things press you, God's bringing the best out of you
the invention of a pillow exemplifies a person's need to be with someone, need to embrance, the need to rest your head on someone's shoulder, the need to cover your tear-drenched face with someone's body, the need for warmth when you feel cold, the need to shield your eyes when the sun gets too bright, the need for something soft when life get too hard. it's one of the sweetest things you can give and the sweetest thing you can be
sometimes we won't let go of the hurt coz it's a constant reminder of one great love story we never expected to come to an end
parable of the pig and the cow: the pig was unpopular while the cow was beloved. this puzzled the pig.
pig: people speak warmly of your gentle nature and your sorrowful eyes. they insist you're generous coz each day you give them milk and cream. but what about me? i give them everything i have. i give bacon, ham, etc. i give my all
cow: it's not really what you give after your death. what matters is what you gave while you are still alive.
give while it matters
life's rules:
assume nothing.
expect little.
do more.
need less.
smile often.
sleep long and dream big.
laugh a lot.
pray and once in a while, cry but continue fighting!
every morning, leave all your worries outside your gate because that's where they pick up the garbage
the greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive - optimus prime
nung bata pa si inday...
nanay: day, ba't ba ang tigas-tigas ng ulo mo?
inday: inay, intransigence is just normal for us juveniles
nanay: day, anong nakain mo? i'm perturbed by your words
inday: nay, ala namang gantihan :)
bakit mahirap ngumiti pag nakakunot ang noo?
uyy sinusubukan nya! (",)
how do i stop falling for someone?
how do i defy the pull of gravity?
can i just flee?
flee before i hit the ground and suffer the pain and tell myself: "why do i choose to fall in the first place when i know from the start that someone's never going to be there to catch me anyway?"
- tanong ni inday sa sarili niya ng mainlove siya sa amo niya
amo 1: inday ano gamit mo sa katawan? ang kinis mo kasi e
amo 2: siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya
amo 1: baka naman kalamansi?
inday: no! only belo touches my skin. who touches yours?
laughter is not always the best medicine. sometimes, it could just be the best disguise
walang sinabi ang facial care center, si belo at calayan sa akin...
- adobe photoshop
only adobe photoshop touches my skin. who touches yours?
true love is when you are willing to change everything about yourself to make that person happy but finding that they don't want you to change at all
i'm not extremely good looking but i have a sense of humor. i'm not breathtakingly intelligent, but i'm relatively witty. i'm not insanely rich but i'm fairly kind. i'm just a simple guy with a crazy elusive ambition of meeting your acquaintance. so, hi.
- dodong, nakikipagtextmate kay inday
in life you will realize that the people you meet have a purpose. some were put there to test you. some would use you. some would teach you and some would bring out the better if not the best in you. some may even cause you pain and heartache but one must learn to move on. so let go of the people who can't treat you right and hold on to those who love you back and see your worth.
dear sir/madam,
attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. i have already made initial survey of current market prices. note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis.
- si inday nagpapaalam mamalengke
boy: langyang principal na yon! mawala na sana siya sa mundong ibabaw!
girl: kilala mo ba kung sino ako?
boy: hindi, sino ka ba?
girl: anak lang naman ako ng principal na sinasabi mo
boy: e ako, kilala mo ako?
girl: hindi
boy: hay salamat!
the fish said:
i can't see my tears 'cause i'm in the water.
the water said:
i can feel your tears 'cause you're in my heart.
lesson:
ewan hehe
repeated experiences have one aim:
to teach what we refuse to learn
ano ang tawag sa taong walang baga?
wala lung :)
hey busy???
hey busy..d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z...
wow galing!
want to...
want to..3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10..
galing ulit!!
true friends are the best interpreters because even in silence, even when nothing is said, and even if they do not know what happened, they do not ask you questions; they just understand :)
real friends never leave each other, never part. they just sometimes sit silently, deep within each other's heart sayin' "i'm just here if you need me!"
demonyo dumating sa park...
pari: hahh!! sa kapangyarihan ko at paniniwala, umalis ka demonyo! alis!
demonyo: ayus ah.. parang may-ari ka ng park!
sometimes struggles are exactly what we need in life. if God allows us to go through life without obstacles, we would not be as strong as what we could have been today
even after all this time, the sun never told the earth, "you owe me." now look at what happens with a love like that. it lights up the whole world
learn how to value the people around you. in a blink of an eye, what you see may be gone forever. you may not force them to stay but you could give them reasons not to go
girl 1: nakipagbreak ka raw sa bf mo?
girl 2: oo, di kasi marunong humalik. nakakainis. at di lang yun. one style lang alam, di ko mafeel
girl 1: anong style ba alam ng bf mo?
girl 2: flying kiss
honey bees must tap 2 million flowers to make one pound of honey. remember, the sweetest rewards came from the hardest struggles :)
a long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.
- benjamin franklin
scientists have proven that human minds are linked with each other through neuron activities. so if you're thinking of someone all day long without any reason at all, that person is probably thinking of you too... in any sense
- time magazine (fiction to reality)
one day, may nakasalubong ako. nginitian ko siya. hala! biglang namatay! ayun, dun nagsimula ang "killer smile"
life is easier if we are not beautiful, but since we are... life's difficult
time alone can prove the worth of a person. as time goes by, we lost the false ones and keep the best because true people stay when all the rest are gone
pain & sorrow go hand in hand with true love for love is never ideal but real, so don't even wonder what heartaches are for. remember the song "Iris"? "you bleed just to know you're alive"
nothing lasts forever. so live it up and drink it down, laugh it off, avoid all the drama, take chances and never have regrets coz in one point, what you did is what you wanted
ang batang masipag...................................
paglaki, katulong.
11 signs of falling in love:
- you'll read his/her message over and over again
- you'll walk too slow while you're with him/her
- while thinking about him/her, your heart beats faster
- by listening to his/her voice, you'll smile for no reason
- you'll feel shy whenver you're with him/her
- while looking at him/her, you can't see other people around you
- you'll start listening to slow songs
- s/he becomes all you think about
- you'll get high just by his/her smell
- you'll realize that you're always smiling when you think about him/her
- while reading this, there was one person in your mind the whole time
mga sosyal na pag-uusap:
girl 1: oh paano ka nakarating dito? did you walk or did you ride?
girl 2: syempre did you ride! what do you think of me? poverty? oh common!
the problem with life is that unlike movies, it doesn't have a background music. we never know how we're supposed to feel
natusok ka na ba ng ice pick sa paglalakad mo sa tondo?
nakakita ka na ba ng white lady sa balete?
napagtripan ng adik sa sampaloc?
o maparambol sa sta. ana?
nadukutan ka na ba sa divisoria?
o naisnatchan ng bag sa letre?
naholdap ka na ba sa recto?
o maagawan ng cellphone sa monumento?
tara na! biyahe tayo! kay ganda ng pilipinas!
there are things you don't expect to happen.
mahirap sobra.. but you must always remember that sometimes, nauuna ang hirap sa saya.. kaya ngiti lang. aayos din ang lahat
minsan tumigil ako at bumagsak. ayun nauso ang drop dead gorgeous
some few things i've learned by experience:
don't talk too much when you're mad. you might say things you don't mean to say.
making a decision takes time. don't rush.
life's like chess. one wrong move and you're game is all messed up.
never let your pride ruin everything. it's better to lose your pride than to lose someone because of your pride
minsan pinaupo ako sa gitna ng isang room na puno ng maraming tao.
ayun, nauso ang center of attraction
forgiveness is important because time wouldn't always wait for things to just work out
- lauren anderson
minsan naging baby ka...
ayun...
nauso ang tiyanak :D
(misis naghihintay ka)
friend: mare, baka may kinalolokohang babae!
misis: ikaw naman! ang sama agad ng iniisip mo! baka naaksidente lang yon...
wanna know what i want mos tin life? i want someone who can leave me, who can live even without me, and who can be strong enough without me but chooses not to
sermon sa misa:
pari: ang kayamanan at pera ay maiiwan natin kapag tayo ay namatay. walang may pera sa langit
boy: narinig mo yun inay? nasa langit na tayo!
sweet words are easy to say. sweet things are easy to buy. but sweet people are difficult to find. life ends when you stop dreaming. hope ends when you stop believing. love ends when you stop crying. friendship ends when you stop sharing.
life is like a train. you have a destination, a purpose. once you've gotten in the train, you can never go back. it's your decision as to where you want to go. if you lose track, you can start all over again, but not from the same course. you've got to take a different train with different people in a different time
roses for lovers, chocolates for crushes, balloons for friendships. most of all for loveless, red...
red horse hehe
sometimes you just want to quit a battle when things start to hurt. you want to stop and leave everything as it is before the pain gets worse. but when you remember that you've prayed and how much you really wanted it before you have even stepped on the battlefield, hope comes into the heart that maybe it is worth going this far
ano ang sinabi ng itim na ulap sa puting ulap nung nagkasalubong sila?
"my name is rain, i like black, black looks good"
anak: itay, ano sa english ang utot?
itay: wind of change
anak: eh ang utot na walang tunog?
itay: sound of silence
anak: yung utot na may dalang ebak?
itay: dust in the wind
anak: e yung hindi sinasadyang utot?
itay: yan ang careless whisper
friends are major reasons why we continue going through life. that's why a life without friends is like a pair of boobs without nipples... pointless!
the biggest blessing in our lives is simply the presence of people who care much, whose love is for real, and see us much beyond ourselves
immature love is wanting the other person to be happy only when they're with you. mature love is wanting the other person to be happy, period.
learn that when you plan to get even with someone, you're only letting that person continue to hurt you. learn that ignoring the facts do not change the facts. learn that the easiest way to grow as a person is to surround yourself with people smarter than you are. and learn that life is tough but you can be tougher.
be grateful that you don't have everything you want. that means you have the opportunity to be happier tomorrow than you are today.
there will be days when you get home from a party and forget what the fun was about, or have a very long intimate conversation yet feel there are still words left unspoken, or embrace your special someone yet never have the strength to say you care so much. life tell us that happiness is never absolute. so while it's still there, seize the moment coz it may never come again
friends change. usually, they change into everything they said they wouldn't be. you just have to accept it, and realize everyone changes in their lifetime. the challenge is to stay friends and prove to everyone that friendships can last through anything
8 best things to do when bored:
1. papakin ang kape. kunwari milo
2. pag-aralan ang linguahe ng mga ipis at kaibiganin
3. punuin mo ng tubig ang inidoro
4. paghiwalayin ang coffee, creamer at sugar sa 3 in 1
5. pagkasyahin ang sarili sa ref
6. baklasin ang tv, gawing radio
7. magbilang ng buhok
8. sunugin ang bahay at sumigaw ng yehey!
sometimes, we need to forget about some people from our past because of one simple reason: they just don't belong in our future
never plan anything in life. that way, we get to embrace life's little surprises because in life, when you're busy looking down the road, you'll never see the happy signs on the side
a sailor was stuck in an island where he was the only survivor. he made a hut for his shelter. day and night he's praying and waiting for someone to rescue him but no one came. he stored food in the hut for his survival, but one day the hut burned to ashes and nothing was left of it. he was so angry, he said, "God, why have you done this to me?" the next morning, rescuers came. he asked, "how do you know that i'm here?" they replied, "we saw a smoke signal". trust Him when misfortune happens. His plans are always greater than yours
when God gives us 'no' for an answer, keep in mind that there's a much greater 'yes' behind it. His 'no' is not a rejection but a redirection
fixing someone's broken heart is much more like treating a sickness.no matter how hard you try, if you are not the right medicine, you can never cure the pain
isn't it nice to have someone who would take you to the football field, just in time for the sprinklers to get you both wet only because you said you wanted rain
the weirdest thing about real friends... they love you when they see you, but when they don't, they still do
most people who succeed in the face of seemingly impossible conditions are the people who simply don't know how to quit
sometimes i feel like a cup of coffee... li'l bitter, li'l sweet, but ooh soo hot!! hehe
anak: tay, totoo po bang may multo?
tatay: anak, kanino mo naman nalaman yan?
anak: sa kapitbahay natin
tatay: anak.. wala tayong kapitbahay
you know you have the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when they make you laugh too hard
six pieces of advice from imam ghazali:
the closest to you is, not friends and family, but death.
farthest is, not the moon nor the stars, but passed time.
the biggest is, not mountain nor the sun, but your lust/desire.
the heaviest is, not elephant nor iron, but responsibility.
the lightest is, not wind nor feathers, but not praying or delaying it.
the sharpest is, not knife nor sword, but your tongue
teacher: ok class! drawing kayo ng kahit anong uri ng isda
students: yes ma'am!
teacher: pedro! bakit ang gulo ng drawing mo?
pedro: wag kang epal ma'am! bagoong yan!
unless a man is prepared to ask a woman to be his wife, what right has he to claim her exclusive attention? unless she has been asked to marry him, why would a sensible woman promise any man her exclusive attention?
- passion & purity
faith allows impossible things to happen. it is the force that comes from a fearless heart. and when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen
anong sinabi ng thermometer kay graduated cylinder?
"ano ngayon kung gumraduate ka? may degree ka ba?"
when you remember how hard it is to change yourself, you begin to understand what little chance we have of changing others
boy 1: galing magpatawa ng lolo ko!
boy 2: talaga?
boy 1: pwede pang-tv!
boy 2: wala yan sa lolo ko, comedy king!
boy 1: bakit lolo mo ba si dolphy?
boy 2: oo! ako nga si boy 2 diba?!
whenever you feel down, hopeless, worthless, and like you're the greatest loser on earth, just remember: Jesus thought you are worth dying for
kapag iniwan ka ng taong mahal mo, sabihin mo...
pasalubong!
pen pen de chorvaloo de kemerloo de eklavoo, hao hao de chenerlyn de big uten, sifit dapat iipit, goldness filak chumuchorva sa tabi ng chenes! shoyang ang fula, talong na fula, shoyang ang fute, talong na mafute! chuk chak chenes namo uz ek!
- mga batang bading sa "pen pen de sarapen" version nila
dahil sa lungkot ng mga mexicano kay pacquiao matapos talunin sina barrera, larios, solis at morales, ilalaban na ang huling alas nila...
si zorro!
don't miss the chances that life is giving you to spend with people you love. remember, there are no rewinds
- adam sandler, click
hanggang kailan ako maghihintay?
- waiting shed
before i thought that being the first, being strong and being simple would win me the people's hearts. but i was wrong. popularity is not really forever
- nokia 5110
it's ok to cry but know when to wipe it dry. it's ok to be weak but know to be stiff when you're already too meek. it's ok to stay in love with someone but let go of your feelings when that person already strayed. remember, it is just ok to be a person. we cannot always make perfect choices, but you should put in mind that we always have the chance to correct our mistakes and live a life that is happier and wiser
what's in the #7? why is it God's perfect # when in fact 7 is an odd number? just think... there are 7 days a week, 7 wonders of the world. in the bible, you must forgive a person 70x7. even the word forgive has 7 letters. there were 7 last words. the rainbow has 7 colors and the word rainbow has 7 letters. maybe God designed it. for even the worst mystery has 7 letters. begin to see all the 7s in life. and now use olay total effects to fight the 7 signs of skin aging :)
the don'ts to remember:
don't wait for time. make it.
don't wait for love. feel it.
don't wait for money. earn it.
don't wait for the path. find it.
don't wait for opportunity. create it.
don't go for less. get the best.
don't compare. be unique.
don't avoid failure. use it.
don't dwell on mistakes. learn from them.
don't back down. go around.
don't close your eyes. open your mind.
don't run for life. embrace and enjoy it.
silence doesn't always mean 'yes'. it may also mean no, but it's better left unsaid. anger doesn't always mean hatred. it could just be a means of coping up. laughter doesn't always mean happiness. sometimes it's just a mask. tears don't always mean sorrow. it may also be an outlet of joy. staying away doesn't always mean it's the end. it may also mean the best beginning. and life, though it's so complex, is always beautiful.
a sense of purpose is the best driving force to live. when you have a reason to live, you will never have a reason to quit.
piglet sat beside pooh and whispered, "pooh?" "yes piglet?" said pooh. "nothing," said piglet. piglet took pooh's hand and said, "mas mataba ka pa sakin. ikaw dapat ang piglet"
a dog fell deeply in love with a pig. one day, he took chances and bravely said, "pig, i am so in love with you." the pig replied, "oink! oink!" *sweet!*
kung cactus ka man...
handa ako masaktan, mayakap ka lang....
haha! ano banat pa!
may kwento ako!
isang araw...
at siyam na planeta :) the end
there are things that you could do upon seeing a dead end sign: make a u-turn and play safe, or go beyond and explore the other side. sometimes undone things are more regrettable than those you've committed. at least you've known what it would yield rather than forever wondering what could have been
trials don't come to make us fall, but for us to look for God and call. trials don't serve as a key to hate, but rather doors to greater faith
oftentimes we ask for signs for us to know if he/she is the right one. what if there are no signs? is the absence of signs a sign?
true bonding is not measured by the time spent together or the favors done for each other, but by the comfort you find when you realize you have each other
we were born gorgeous...
the others were just born. period.
minsan, tumayo ako sa may door. ayun. nauso ang girl-next-door
"smile" is the melody of the soul. "work" is the service of the spirit. "love" is the gift of the heart. may your day be full of smiles, good works and love
there's always pain and disappointments when falling in love, but continue sharing your love because the mor eyou love, the more you'll get to know yourself because every person you love becomes your reflection
a strong person is not the one who doesn't cry. a strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, sheds a tear for a moment, then picks up his sword and fights again
"syo lang umiikot ang buhay ko..."
may nakapagsabi na ba niyan syo?
pwes! niloloko ka lang niya!
ano ka... solar system? my goodness!
minsan dumaan ako sa harap ng mga tao. ayun. nauso ang love at first sight
a gentleman once said this to the lady he loves.. "the only way i could hurt you is by hugging you too tight"
you can have it all. you just can't have it all at once
the value of waiting is a value of a lifetime. if we know how to wait, life shall be easy because God knows what to give us at the right time
boy: bayad o
driver: san galing?
boy: bulsa ko
driver: hindi. saan sumakay?
boy: jeep niyo
(nainis driver. walang binigay na sukli)
boy: magkano po ba quiapo?
driver: bakit? bibilhin mo?
laugh your heart out, dance in the rain, cherish the memories, ignore the pain, love and learn, forget and forgive, coz remember, you've got only one life to live
there's no point in sacrificing your happiness when it does not conform to what your heart dictates. as everyone is created uniquely, everyone does get a right to choose where he'd be happy. if it ensures lifetime happiness, then go for it! you wouldn't want a miserable life faking the world with smiles.
"dare what it takes to be. then we shall so because it is. to do or not, now or what else to be without." Go Manny Pacquiao!
thought to ponder: hindi kaya ang dahilan ng pagbaha sa panahon ni noah ay ang pagputol niya ng lahat ng kahoy para gumawa ng barko? ano sa tingin mo?
ano yung nauna? tsinelas o slippers? e di slippers! kasi una lagi ang sliFIRST kesa sa tsineLAST!
i'm sitting down smiling, as i remember i have a good friend... you. and i hope many years from now, i would still sit down, smiling for the same reason
just a thought: never explain yourself to anyone because the person who likes you does not need it and the person who dislikes you won't believe it
learn that when you plan to get even with someone, you're only letting that person continue to hurt you. learn that ignoring the facts do not change the facts. learn that the easiest way to grow as a person is to surround yourself with people smarter than you are. learn that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them. learn that life is tough, but you can be tougher
malalaman mo lang ang halaga ng isang bagay kapag............... may tag price!
falling in love is like looking at the stars. if you pick one out of the billions and stare at it long enough, all the others just melt away
an arrow can only be shot by dragging it back. so when life is dragging us back with difficulties, it means it is going to launch is into victory
being a surgeon is easy. just remember to cut, close, and suture. but sometimes you'll encounter a cut that is difficult to heal. just like love, you can always cut, but closure and suturing don't always follow, thus causing continuous bleeding - dr derek shepherd, grey's anatomy
a cute thought: kapag nahuli ka niyang nakatingin ka sa kanya, lagi mong tatandaan, hindi ka niya mahuhuli kung hindi ka din niya tinitingnan ;)
"sa iyo lang umiikot buhay ko." may nakapagsabi ba niyan sa iyo? pwes! niloloko ka lang niya. ano ka? solar system? my goodness!
aanhin pa ang alak kung sa iyo pa lang may tama na ako?
a nugget of wisdom: be thankful for what you have. you'll end up having more. if you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never ever have enough
the nice about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised - george will (quotable quotes, reader's digest)
men love women with the hope they will never change. women love men with the hope they will change. invariably, they are both disappointed - albert einstein
When challenges come your way, never worry. For as long as I’m here, I’m going to be by your side facing the challenge with you. That’s a promise I’ll keep.
You may think that time makes people forget but the longer the people spend apart, the longer it makes them remember each other more often. See? I just did!
Friendship lives forever as long as we exist. You may not see me, I may not see you, but the essence of friendship will see us through.
May panahong akala mo kinalimutan na kita, binabalewala, at di pinapansin. Pero sana may mga panahong naisip mo na namimiss, iniisip, at inaalala kita… kagaya ngayon.
A friend gives hope when life is low. A friend is a place where you can go. A friend is honest. A friend is true. A friend is precious. A friend is you.
Life offers choices. If you can’t have all, at least have some. If you can’t be good, at least don’t be bad. If you can’t be totally happy, don’t be completely sad. Enjoy life!
When you need real understanding, when you need someone to care about you, when you need someone to count on, I am always here for you! Remember that this offer stands forever!
I was warned by my angel not to get you near my heart for it could heart me when you leave one day, but I told her that I would take the risk. Besides, it’s too late. You’re already close!
no matter how strong we hold on to something, it's inevitable that we fall sometimes. maybe we deserve the fall.
- butiki
everything is funny as long as it happens to somebody else
b1: oi pare ano spelling ng orange?
b2: ang dali lang nun pare! anong gusto mo spell ko... yung color o yung prutas?
if you give up when it's winte,r you'll surely miss the promise of your spring, the beauty of your summer and the fulfillment of your fall. don't let the pain of one season destroy the joys of all the rest. don't judge life by just one difficult season but instead persevere through the difficult patches and better ones are sure to come, some time or later
love may not make the world go around but it sure made the ride worthwhile
- on the line
not one of us can bring back yesterday or shape tomorrow, only today is ours and won't be ours for long. once it's gone it will never be ours again so make the best of everyday
the greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're still alive
- optimus prime
anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes
he said: i still love you
she sneezed and said: sorry, i'm allergic to bullshit
every experience brings out something good. good times could be good memories. bad times could be good lessons. you never lose. you only gain from life. it's just a matter of perspective
they say people falling in line for a ride in amusement parks are crazy. they wait for several hours just to experience a 5 minute ride, but actually they're not coz they don't mind waiting. they look for happiness, though they know that it takes time
math tells us three of the saddest love stories. tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever. parallel lines who were never meant to meet. and asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together
it doesn't matter what other people think or say. you don't live to please them. what matters is you've made the most of what you have, you had fun, you learned from what you've done and lived through it all despite the gossips and intrigues. that's being real. just live a life fearless of other people's shadows
live for God's approval rather than man's attention. it doesn't matter what others say in ridicule or fun, but strive to hear Jesus say "well done my faithful one"
the world can bring you down. it can get you wrong. it can give you pains and even make you wanna give up. but in the end, just look back and remember, "God is with you all along"
it amazes me how time just passes by so swiftly. but you know what? no matter what's in between now and before, i'm just glad we're still here, a little different but still here
even in the most fulfilled life, there's still an emptiness that only God can fill. let Him guide you in every step and let Him bless you all the way
your soulmate is someone who will still love you after you're stripped with everything you have, for in your nothingness, you are loved for who you really are
treat your life like the sea, your heart as the shore, and friends as the waves. it doesn't matter how many waves there are. what matters is which one touches the shore
friends are like butt cheeks. shit separates them but they always come back together. have a pleasant day my dear butt cheek!
friendship is like a big warm hug on a really bad day. it just erases all the frustration and pain away, leaving only the feeling that you're safe and loved
walking under the rain feels so cold and empty, but if you're by my side to hug me and let me feel the warmth, i hope it rains forever
crossing paths with you was a coincidence i'll never regret nor forget coz you're one of those wonderful people i dreamed of having. i'm so thankful that ones in my life's journey, i found a friend in you
in life, there are things you can't do. you can't tap your back for a job well done. you can't hug yourself for comfort. and you can't cry on your shoulders when tears do fall, but don't worry. i can
ako? simple lang kaligayahan ko. kumain, matulog, magpacute, magmiscol, mangulit, magtext at malmaan na ok ka. yun lang masaya na ako
there's no question when of how everything started. there's no asking when or how everything will end. i'm just glad that in between the beginning and the end, i have you as my friend
real friends never leave each other, never part. they just sometimes sit silently, deep within each other's heart, saying i'm just here if you need me
ang pagkakaibigan, parang weewee sa shorts. lahat nakakakita nun, pero ikaw lang ang nakakadama ng init nito. thanks ah! dahil isa kang weewee sa shorts ko
when someone pushes you down, i'll be here to put you up. when someone makes you sad, i'll make you smile. when someone says goodbye to you, i'll be here to stay. trust me. i won't leave you
having a friend like you has made me feel happy in a million ways. wanna know why? coz when God gives us friends, he tried to be fair. but when i got you, i got more than my share
minsan naisip ko paano nga ba tayo naging close? kailan nga yun nagsimula? hmm... nasabi ko na lang basta nandyan ka. mahalaga pa ba kung paano at kailan? salamat ha
don't you find it magical that in a world filled with people, God found a way for us to be friends. i thank Him with all my heart that when He wrote my life, He included you in it
maybe it's fate or destiny that the rest of the world treats me like crap. it kinda makes me appreciate the real friends i have... like you. thank for being you
me and elmo have fight. cookie monster say sorry, but elmo still mad. elmo left and me feel sad. now cookie don't know what to do. coz if only elmo knew, me give all cookies if elmo asked me to
blessings are like hugs from God to let you know how much He loves you. counting on your blessings is like hugging God back. may God embrace all the days of your life
sometimes God gives us an orange when we asked for an apple coz He knows that the season won't give us the sweetest one. everything is beautiful in His time
God gave you two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two ears to hear, two eyes to see. but why did He give you only one heart? coz He gave the other one to someone for you to find
God loves you so much that He turns His ear to you constantly. He always answers your requests maybe not with a yes, but always with what is best
count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. count your life by the smiles and not the tears that roll. count the blessings, not the failures and God shall bless you more
God is so crazy about you. He sends a sunrise every morning, flowers year round, rainbows after the rain. He owns the universe but prefers to live in your heart
life has its own way of making us smile. even wen you wanna give up and lose hope coz certain surprises come your way just when you thought you'd never smile again
morning is a special gift from God after a restfull sleep. it's a chance to do better things and try again where you failed before. get up and start to enjoy your day
Jesus is the arms that will hold you at your weakest, the eye that will see you at your neediest and the ehart that will love you at your worst
we teach little by what we say. we teach more by what we do. we teach most by the love we give. may you always be a shining light to very life that you touch
living in the love of God is like being in the eye of the hurricane. the storm may twirl around you, but in that center there is perfect peace coz God is there
when you think about a problem over and over again, that's called worry. but when you think about God's word ove and over in your mind, that's meditation. the more we meditate on God's word, the less we need to worry. let us remember God is in control and He will never fail
as we travel through life, pastures are not always green, nor the waters still. but when the storms beat the hardest, God draws near and whispers I am here
gaano kabait si Lord? bago ka pa humingi ibinibigay na Niya. bago ka pa umiyak yakap ka na Niya. higit sa lahat, bago ka pa kumapit sa kamay Nya, inaabot ka na
each of us is like a butterfly with one wing. the only way we can fly is to hold each other and share wings so if you have no wings at all, caterpillar ka pa lang
akala ko lagi akng nandyan sa tabi ko. akala ko lagi kang handang tulungan ako. akala ko na bawat oras may kamay ako pero nasaan ka nung fans day ko? ha! nasan ka?!
kung sa pagsapit ng umaga'y di na ako nagising sa aking pagkakatulog wag kang malulungkot, iiyak, o palabasin kahit isang luha dahil sa hapon na ako babangon. puyat kasi ako kagabi
sadyang kay ingay ng mundo, lalo na sa mundo ng gulo, pero sa oras na di mo na kaya ang ingay, kuha ka ng papel. ilista mo na yung mga noisy. bad trip eh!
erap in school..
teacher: who knows what minimize is?
erap: i do ma'am
teacher: ok, use it in a sentence
erap: minimize is the girlfriend of mickeymize
amo: day gamitin mo itong chalk pamatay ng ipis. sulat mo sa pader
maid: yes ati
sunod na araw, nagulat ang amo, nakasulat sa pader
EPES MAMATAY KAYUNG LAHAT! SYET!
kung may problem ka, wag ka magpapakamatay. isipin mo,
kabaong-10,000
burol-2,500
libing-5,000
kape at biskwit-1,700
kaya pag may problem ka, text mo ko. red horse-20 lang!
kung marami kang problema, kung pakiramdam mo mabigat ang dinadala mo, ung parang pasan mo ang mundo, wag mangamba. think for a while then ask yourself baka ikaw ang kampanerang kuba!
a person asked me once why i love hanging out with you. i came to think about it for the first time and got the answer: of all the people i knew who heard my life, you're of the few who listened
if i could do anything to give you back the joy you've given me, i'd be more than happy to. coz you've made me more than happy to coz you've made me smile once. yup, just once. but it hasn't left my face since then
if you missed the beautiful sunrise God made this morning, that's okay. all you have to do is look in the mirror and see a more beautiful creation of God
><(((:> i send you this fish as a sign of our friendship. please take care of this fish in your cellphone. once a week, you have to put your cellphone in water so fishy won't die :)
friend, di man kita matext, di man kita makausap, di man kita nakikita, tandaan mo na love kita!
dreams touch your heart and soul. it is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. hope you'll have the sweetest dream as you close your eyes tonight!
tulad mo, di ko sinadya na makilala ka. bigla na lang naganap ng di nakaplano. hanggang naging close na walang kamalay-malay. at naisip ko na swerte ko pala dahil nakilala kita
many people have touched my life, but sadly you're not one of them. this is because you did more than touching my life. you left a mark for me to remember you for the rest of my life
friendship is not having to worry on what to say or to do or even what is seen in you. it's about being comfortable to be who you want to be ad i'm glad that with you i can be me
time will tell up to when our friendship would last, but i'll tell you this. i'll always be a friend more than any clock could ever count
there are only few things in life that i ask for, but most of them i never really get to have. but this time, i reall hope my wish comes true, and if it does, i wish i will never lose you
friends are like buttons in an elevator. some take you up, others bring you down. i can't promise that i can bring you on the rooftop, but i promise to bring you on the right floor
kung makita mo ako nag-iisa, wag kang mahihiyang lumapit kasi naghahanap talaga ako ng makakausap. kung tatanungin mo ako, "bakit ka nag-iisa?", isa lang isasagot ko: "kasi hinihintay kita"
magkakalayo man tayo, still be a friend. magalit ka man sakin, dito pa rin ako. kalimutan mo man ako, you'll stay in my heart. at magbago man takbo ng mundo, di ka mawawala sa mundo ko
it isn't everyday that i get a chance to say thank you for the friendship. i may not offer the greatest kind but certainly my best. i'm really so glad to have you
i never planned to meet you. i never expected knowing you either. it was such a nice thing that expectations exist coz i never expected that i would care for you like this
it's not easy to live life alone. you'll face trials, suffer consequences, and cry coz of too much pain. just don't forget to look at your back coz there you'll see me ready to give you the biggest hug
all your life you're marching onto your own tune. one day, you'll be surprised to hear someone playing another tune that blends beautifully with yours. that's true love. it's not giving up who you are. it is taking your identity and uniting it with someone else
positive pictures come out from negatives developed in a dark room. so if you find yourself lonely and in the dark, understand that life is working on a beautiful picture for you
just because you know someone doesn't mean you love them and just because you don't know people doesn't mean you can't love them. you can fall in love with a complete stranger in a heartbeat, if God planned that route for you. so open your heart to strangers more often. you never know when God will throw that pass at you
women are like apples on a tree. the best ones are at the top. men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't good, but easy. so the apples on top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing! they just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree
we are all a little weird. life itself is a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we fall in mutual weirdness called friendship
when you feel you've pushed your life to the limit, and you can't go any further, give that obstacle one last push coz that might be the one that gets you through. if you don't try, you'll never know. always go for it!
there's no oil without squeezing the olives. no wine without pressing the grapes. no fragrance without crushing the flowers. so when things press you, God's bringing the best out of you
the invention of a pillow exemplifies a person's need to be with someone, need to embrance, the need to rest your head on someone's shoulder, the need to cover your tear-drenched face with someone's body, the need for warmth when you feel cold, the need to shield your eyes when the sun gets too bright, the need for something soft when life get too hard. it's one of the sweetest things you can give and the sweetest thing you can be
sometimes we won't let go of the hurt coz it's a constant reminder of one great love story we never expected to come to an end
parable of the pig and the cow: the pig was unpopular while the cow was beloved. this puzzled the pig.
pig: people speak warmly of your gentle nature and your sorrowful eyes. they insist you're generous coz each day you give them milk and cream. but what about me? i give them everything i have. i give bacon, ham, etc. i give my all
cow: it's not really what you give after your death. what matters is what you gave while you are still alive.
give while it matters
life's rules:
assume nothing.
expect little.
do more.
need less.
smile often.
sleep long and dream big.
laugh a lot.
pray and once in a while, cry but continue fighting!
every morning, leave all your worries outside your gate because that's where they pick up the garbage
the greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive - optimus prime
nung bata pa si inday...
nanay: day, ba't ba ang tigas-tigas ng ulo mo?
inday: inay, intransigence is just normal for us juveniles
nanay: day, anong nakain mo? i'm perturbed by your words
inday: nay, ala namang gantihan :)
bakit mahirap ngumiti pag nakakunot ang noo?
uyy sinusubukan nya! (",)
how do i stop falling for someone?
how do i defy the pull of gravity?
can i just flee?
flee before i hit the ground and suffer the pain and tell myself: "why do i choose to fall in the first place when i know from the start that someone's never going to be there to catch me anyway?"
- tanong ni inday sa sarili niya ng mainlove siya sa amo niya
amo 1: inday ano gamit mo sa katawan? ang kinis mo kasi e
amo 2: siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya
amo 1: baka naman kalamansi?
inday: no! only belo touches my skin. who touches yours?
laughter is not always the best medicine. sometimes, it could just be the best disguise
walang sinabi ang facial care center, si belo at calayan sa akin...
- adobe photoshop
only adobe photoshop touches my skin. who touches yours?
true love is when you are willing to change everything about yourself to make that person happy but finding that they don't want you to change at all
i'm not extremely good looking but i have a sense of humor. i'm not breathtakingly intelligent, but i'm relatively witty. i'm not insanely rich but i'm fairly kind. i'm just a simple guy with a crazy elusive ambition of meeting your acquaintance. so, hi.
- dodong, nakikipagtextmate kay inday
in life you will realize that the people you meet have a purpose. some were put there to test you. some would use you. some would teach you and some would bring out the better if not the best in you. some may even cause you pain and heartache but one must learn to move on. so let go of the people who can't treat you right and hold on to those who love you back and see your worth.
dear sir/madam,
attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. i have already made initial survey of current market prices. note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis.
- si inday nagpapaalam mamalengke
boy: langyang principal na yon! mawala na sana siya sa mundong ibabaw!
girl: kilala mo ba kung sino ako?
boy: hindi, sino ka ba?
girl: anak lang naman ako ng principal na sinasabi mo
boy: e ako, kilala mo ako?
girl: hindi
boy: hay salamat!
the fish said:
i can't see my tears 'cause i'm in the water.
the water said:
i can feel your tears 'cause you're in my heart.
lesson:
ewan hehe
repeated experiences have one aim:
to teach what we refuse to learn
ano ang tawag sa taong walang baga?
wala lung :)
hey busy???
hey busy..d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z...
wow galing!
want to...
want to..3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10..
galing ulit!!
true friends are the best interpreters because even in silence, even when nothing is said, and even if they do not know what happened, they do not ask you questions; they just understand :)
real friends never leave each other, never part. they just sometimes sit silently, deep within each other's heart sayin' "i'm just here if you need me!"
demonyo dumating sa park...
pari: hahh!! sa kapangyarihan ko at paniniwala, umalis ka demonyo! alis!
demonyo: ayus ah.. parang may-ari ka ng park!
sometimes struggles are exactly what we need in life. if God allows us to go through life without obstacles, we would not be as strong as what we could have been today
even after all this time, the sun never told the earth, "you owe me." now look at what happens with a love like that. it lights up the whole world
learn how to value the people around you. in a blink of an eye, what you see may be gone forever. you may not force them to stay but you could give them reasons not to go
girl 1: nakipagbreak ka raw sa bf mo?
girl 2: oo, di kasi marunong humalik. nakakainis. at di lang yun. one style lang alam, di ko mafeel
girl 1: anong style ba alam ng bf mo?
girl 2: flying kiss
honey bees must tap 2 million flowers to make one pound of honey. remember, the sweetest rewards came from the hardest struggles :)
a long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.
- benjamin franklin
scientists have proven that human minds are linked with each other through neuron activities. so if you're thinking of someone all day long without any reason at all, that person is probably thinking of you too... in any sense
- time magazine (fiction to reality)
one day, may nakasalubong ako. nginitian ko siya. hala! biglang namatay! ayun, dun nagsimula ang "killer smile"
life is easier if we are not beautiful, but since we are... life's difficult
time alone can prove the worth of a person. as time goes by, we lost the false ones and keep the best because true people stay when all the rest are gone
pain & sorrow go hand in hand with true love for love is never ideal but real, so don't even wonder what heartaches are for. remember the song "Iris"? "you bleed just to know you're alive"
nothing lasts forever. so live it up and drink it down, laugh it off, avoid all the drama, take chances and never have regrets coz in one point, what you did is what you wanted
ang batang masipag...................................
paglaki, katulong.
11 signs of falling in love:
- you'll read his/her message over and over again
- you'll walk too slow while you're with him/her
- while thinking about him/her, your heart beats faster
- by listening to his/her voice, you'll smile for no reason
- you'll feel shy whenver you're with him/her
- while looking at him/her, you can't see other people around you
- you'll start listening to slow songs
- s/he becomes all you think about
- you'll get high just by his/her smell
- you'll realize that you're always smiling when you think about him/her
- while reading this, there was one person in your mind the whole time
mga sosyal na pag-uusap:
girl 1: oh paano ka nakarating dito? did you walk or did you ride?
girl 2: syempre did you ride! what do you think of me? poverty? oh common!
the problem with life is that unlike movies, it doesn't have a background music. we never know how we're supposed to feel
natusok ka na ba ng ice pick sa paglalakad mo sa tondo?
nakakita ka na ba ng white lady sa balete?
napagtripan ng adik sa sampaloc?
o maparambol sa sta. ana?
nadukutan ka na ba sa divisoria?
o naisnatchan ng bag sa letre?
naholdap ka na ba sa recto?
o maagawan ng cellphone sa monumento?
tara na! biyahe tayo! kay ganda ng pilipinas!
there are things you don't expect to happen.
mahirap sobra.. but you must always remember that sometimes, nauuna ang hirap sa saya.. kaya ngiti lang. aayos din ang lahat
minsan tumigil ako at bumagsak. ayun nauso ang drop dead gorgeous
some few things i've learned by experience:
don't talk too much when you're mad. you might say things you don't mean to say.
making a decision takes time. don't rush.
life's like chess. one wrong move and you're game is all messed up.
never let your pride ruin everything. it's better to lose your pride than to lose someone because of your pride
minsan pinaupo ako sa gitna ng isang room na puno ng maraming tao.
ayun, nauso ang center of attraction
forgiveness is important because time wouldn't always wait for things to just work out
- lauren anderson
minsan naging baby ka...
ayun...
nauso ang tiyanak :D
(misis naghihintay ka)
friend: mare, baka may kinalolokohang babae!
misis: ikaw naman! ang sama agad ng iniisip mo! baka naaksidente lang yon...
wanna know what i want mos tin life? i want someone who can leave me, who can live even without me, and who can be strong enough without me but chooses not to
sermon sa misa:
pari: ang kayamanan at pera ay maiiwan natin kapag tayo ay namatay. walang may pera sa langit
boy: narinig mo yun inay? nasa langit na tayo!
sweet words are easy to say. sweet things are easy to buy. but sweet people are difficult to find. life ends when you stop dreaming. hope ends when you stop believing. love ends when you stop crying. friendship ends when you stop sharing.
life is like a train. you have a destination, a purpose. once you've gotten in the train, you can never go back. it's your decision as to where you want to go. if you lose track, you can start all over again, but not from the same course. you've got to take a different train with different people in a different time
roses for lovers, chocolates for crushes, balloons for friendships. most of all for loveless, red...
red horse hehe
sometimes you just want to quit a battle when things start to hurt. you want to stop and leave everything as it is before the pain gets worse. but when you remember that you've prayed and how much you really wanted it before you have even stepped on the battlefield, hope comes into the heart that maybe it is worth going this far
ano ang sinabi ng itim na ulap sa puting ulap nung nagkasalubong sila?
"my name is rain, i like black, black looks good"
anak: itay, ano sa english ang utot?
itay: wind of change
anak: eh ang utot na walang tunog?
itay: sound of silence
anak: yung utot na may dalang ebak?
itay: dust in the wind
anak: e yung hindi sinasadyang utot?
itay: yan ang careless whisper
friends are major reasons why we continue going through life. that's why a life without friends is like a pair of boobs without nipples... pointless!
the biggest blessing in our lives is simply the presence of people who care much, whose love is for real, and see us much beyond ourselves
immature love is wanting the other person to be happy only when they're with you. mature love is wanting the other person to be happy, period.
learn that when you plan to get even with someone, you're only letting that person continue to hurt you. learn that ignoring the facts do not change the facts. learn that the easiest way to grow as a person is to surround yourself with people smarter than you are. and learn that life is tough but you can be tougher.
be grateful that you don't have everything you want. that means you have the opportunity to be happier tomorrow than you are today.
there will be days when you get home from a party and forget what the fun was about, or have a very long intimate conversation yet feel there are still words left unspoken, or embrace your special someone yet never have the strength to say you care so much. life tell us that happiness is never absolute. so while it's still there, seize the moment coz it may never come again
friends change. usually, they change into everything they said they wouldn't be. you just have to accept it, and realize everyone changes in their lifetime. the challenge is to stay friends and prove to everyone that friendships can last through anything
8 best things to do when bored:
1. papakin ang kape. kunwari milo
2. pag-aralan ang linguahe ng mga ipis at kaibiganin
3. punuin mo ng tubig ang inidoro
4. paghiwalayin ang coffee, creamer at sugar sa 3 in 1
5. pagkasyahin ang sarili sa ref
6. baklasin ang tv, gawing radio
7. magbilang ng buhok
8. sunugin ang bahay at sumigaw ng yehey!
sometimes, we need to forget about some people from our past because of one simple reason: they just don't belong in our future
never plan anything in life. that way, we get to embrace life's little surprises because in life, when you're busy looking down the road, you'll never see the happy signs on the side
a sailor was stuck in an island where he was the only survivor. he made a hut for his shelter. day and night he's praying and waiting for someone to rescue him but no one came. he stored food in the hut for his survival, but one day the hut burned to ashes and nothing was left of it. he was so angry, he said, "God, why have you done this to me?" the next morning, rescuers came. he asked, "how do you know that i'm here?" they replied, "we saw a smoke signal". trust Him when misfortune happens. His plans are always greater than yours
when God gives us 'no' for an answer, keep in mind that there's a much greater 'yes' behind it. His 'no' is not a rejection but a redirection
fixing someone's broken heart is much more like treating a sickness.no matter how hard you try, if you are not the right medicine, you can never cure the pain
isn't it nice to have someone who would take you to the football field, just in time for the sprinklers to get you both wet only because you said you wanted rain
the weirdest thing about real friends... they love you when they see you, but when they don't, they still do
most people who succeed in the face of seemingly impossible conditions are the people who simply don't know how to quit
sometimes i feel like a cup of coffee... li'l bitter, li'l sweet, but ooh soo hot!! hehe
anak: tay, totoo po bang may multo?
tatay: anak, kanino mo naman nalaman yan?
anak: sa kapitbahay natin
tatay: anak.. wala tayong kapitbahay
you know you have the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when they make you laugh too hard
six pieces of advice from imam ghazali:
the closest to you is, not friends and family, but death.
farthest is, not the moon nor the stars, but passed time.
the biggest is, not mountain nor the sun, but your lust/desire.
the heaviest is, not elephant nor iron, but responsibility.
the lightest is, not wind nor feathers, but not praying or delaying it.
the sharpest is, not knife nor sword, but your tongue
teacher: ok class! drawing kayo ng kahit anong uri ng isda
students: yes ma'am!
teacher: pedro! bakit ang gulo ng drawing mo?
pedro: wag kang epal ma'am! bagoong yan!
unless a man is prepared to ask a woman to be his wife, what right has he to claim her exclusive attention? unless she has been asked to marry him, why would a sensible woman promise any man her exclusive attention?
- passion & purity
faith allows impossible things to happen. it is the force that comes from a fearless heart. and when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen
anong sinabi ng thermometer kay graduated cylinder?
"ano ngayon kung gumraduate ka? may degree ka ba?"
when you remember how hard it is to change yourself, you begin to understand what little chance we have of changing others
boy 1: galing magpatawa ng lolo ko!
boy 2: talaga?
boy 1: pwede pang-tv!
boy 2: wala yan sa lolo ko, comedy king!
boy 1: bakit lolo mo ba si dolphy?
boy 2: oo! ako nga si boy 2 diba?!
whenever you feel down, hopeless, worthless, and like you're the greatest loser on earth, just remember: Jesus thought you are worth dying for
kapag iniwan ka ng taong mahal mo, sabihin mo...
pasalubong!
pen pen de chorvaloo de kemerloo de eklavoo, hao hao de chenerlyn de big uten, sifit dapat iipit, goldness filak chumuchorva sa tabi ng chenes! shoyang ang fula, talong na fula, shoyang ang fute, talong na mafute! chuk chak chenes namo uz ek!
- mga batang bading sa "pen pen de sarapen" version nila
dahil sa lungkot ng mga mexicano kay pacquiao matapos talunin sina barrera, larios, solis at morales, ilalaban na ang huling alas nila...
si zorro!
don't miss the chances that life is giving you to spend with people you love. remember, there are no rewinds
- adam sandler, click
hanggang kailan ako maghihintay?
- waiting shed
before i thought that being the first, being strong and being simple would win me the people's hearts. but i was wrong. popularity is not really forever
- nokia 5110
it's ok to cry but know when to wipe it dry. it's ok to be weak but know to be stiff when you're already too meek. it's ok to stay in love with someone but let go of your feelings when that person already strayed. remember, it is just ok to be a person. we cannot always make perfect choices, but you should put in mind that we always have the chance to correct our mistakes and live a life that is happier and wiser
what's in the #7? why is it God's perfect # when in fact 7 is an odd number? just think... there are 7 days a week, 7 wonders of the world. in the bible, you must forgive a person 70x7. even the word forgive has 7 letters. there were 7 last words. the rainbow has 7 colors and the word rainbow has 7 letters. maybe God designed it. for even the worst mystery has 7 letters. begin to see all the 7s in life. and now use olay total effects to fight the 7 signs of skin aging :)
the don'ts to remember:
don't wait for time. make it.
don't wait for love. feel it.
don't wait for money. earn it.
don't wait for the path. find it.
don't wait for opportunity. create it.
don't go for less. get the best.
don't compare. be unique.
don't avoid failure. use it.
don't dwell on mistakes. learn from them.
don't back down. go around.
don't close your eyes. open your mind.
don't run for life. embrace and enjoy it.
silence doesn't always mean 'yes'. it may also mean no, but it's better left unsaid. anger doesn't always mean hatred. it could just be a means of coping up. laughter doesn't always mean happiness. sometimes it's just a mask. tears don't always mean sorrow. it may also be an outlet of joy. staying away doesn't always mean it's the end. it may also mean the best beginning. and life, though it's so complex, is always beautiful.
a sense of purpose is the best driving force to live. when you have a reason to live, you will never have a reason to quit.
piglet sat beside pooh and whispered, "pooh?" "yes piglet?" said pooh. "nothing," said piglet. piglet took pooh's hand and said, "mas mataba ka pa sakin. ikaw dapat ang piglet"
a dog fell deeply in love with a pig. one day, he took chances and bravely said, "pig, i am so in love with you." the pig replied, "oink! oink!" *sweet!*
kung cactus ka man...
handa ako masaktan, mayakap ka lang....
haha! ano banat pa!
may kwento ako!
isang araw...
at siyam na planeta :) the end
there are things that you could do upon seeing a dead end sign: make a u-turn and play safe, or go beyond and explore the other side. sometimes undone things are more regrettable than those you've committed. at least you've known what it would yield rather than forever wondering what could have been
trials don't come to make us fall, but for us to look for God and call. trials don't serve as a key to hate, but rather doors to greater faith
oftentimes we ask for signs for us to know if he/she is the right one. what if there are no signs? is the absence of signs a sign?
true bonding is not measured by the time spent together or the favors done for each other, but by the comfort you find when you realize you have each other
we were born gorgeous...
the others were just born. period.
minsan, tumayo ako sa may door. ayun. nauso ang girl-next-door
"smile" is the melody of the soul. "work" is the service of the spirit. "love" is the gift of the heart. may your day be full of smiles, good works and love
there's always pain and disappointments when falling in love, but continue sharing your love because the mor eyou love, the more you'll get to know yourself because every person you love becomes your reflection
a strong person is not the one who doesn't cry. a strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, sheds a tear for a moment, then picks up his sword and fights again
"syo lang umiikot ang buhay ko..."
may nakapagsabi na ba niyan syo?
pwes! niloloko ka lang niya!
ano ka... solar system? my goodness!
minsan dumaan ako sa harap ng mga tao. ayun. nauso ang love at first sight
a gentleman once said this to the lady he loves.. "the only way i could hurt you is by hugging you too tight"
you can have it all. you just can't have it all at once
the value of waiting is a value of a lifetime. if we know how to wait, life shall be easy because God knows what to give us at the right time
boy: bayad o
driver: san galing?
boy: bulsa ko
driver: hindi. saan sumakay?
boy: jeep niyo
(nainis driver. walang binigay na sukli)
boy: magkano po ba quiapo?
driver: bakit? bibilhin mo?
laugh your heart out, dance in the rain, cherish the memories, ignore the pain, love and learn, forget and forgive, coz remember, you've got only one life to live
there's no point in sacrificing your happiness when it does not conform to what your heart dictates. as everyone is created uniquely, everyone does get a right to choose where he'd be happy. if it ensures lifetime happiness, then go for it! you wouldn't want a miserable life faking the world with smiles.
"dare what it takes to be. then we shall so because it is. to do or not, now or what else to be without." Go Manny Pacquiao!
thought to ponder: hindi kaya ang dahilan ng pagbaha sa panahon ni noah ay ang pagputol niya ng lahat ng kahoy para gumawa ng barko? ano sa tingin mo?
ano yung nauna? tsinelas o slippers? e di slippers! kasi una lagi ang sliFIRST kesa sa tsineLAST!
i'm sitting down smiling, as i remember i have a good friend... you. and i hope many years from now, i would still sit down, smiling for the same reason
just a thought: never explain yourself to anyone because the person who likes you does not need it and the person who dislikes you won't believe it
learn that when you plan to get even with someone, you're only letting that person continue to hurt you. learn that ignoring the facts do not change the facts. learn that the easiest way to grow as a person is to surround yourself with people smarter than you are. learn that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them. learn that life is tough, but you can be tougher
malalaman mo lang ang halaga ng isang bagay kapag............... may tag price!
falling in love is like looking at the stars. if you pick one out of the billions and stare at it long enough, all the others just melt away
an arrow can only be shot by dragging it back. so when life is dragging us back with difficulties, it means it is going to launch is into victory
being a surgeon is easy. just remember to cut, close, and suture. but sometimes you'll encounter a cut that is difficult to heal. just like love, you can always cut, but closure and suturing don't always follow, thus causing continuous bleeding - dr derek shepherd, grey's anatomy
a cute thought: kapag nahuli ka niyang nakatingin ka sa kanya, lagi mong tatandaan, hindi ka niya mahuhuli kung hindi ka din niya tinitingnan ;)
"sa iyo lang umiikot buhay ko." may nakapagsabi ba niyan sa iyo? pwes! niloloko ka lang niya. ano ka? solar system? my goodness!
aanhin pa ang alak kung sa iyo pa lang may tama na ako?
a nugget of wisdom: be thankful for what you have. you'll end up having more. if you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never ever have enough
the nice about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised - george will (quotable quotes, reader's digest)
men love women with the hope they will never change. women love men with the hope they will change. invariably, they are both disappointed - albert einstein
When challenges come your way, never worry. For as long as I’m here, I’m going to be by your side facing the challenge with you. That’s a promise I’ll keep.
You may think that time makes people forget but the longer the people spend apart, the longer it makes them remember each other more often. See? I just did!
Friendship lives forever as long as we exist. You may not see me, I may not see you, but the essence of friendship will see us through.
May panahong akala mo kinalimutan na kita, binabalewala, at di pinapansin. Pero sana may mga panahong naisip mo na namimiss, iniisip, at inaalala kita… kagaya ngayon.
A friend gives hope when life is low. A friend is a place where you can go. A friend is honest. A friend is true. A friend is precious. A friend is you.
Life offers choices. If you can’t have all, at least have some. If you can’t be good, at least don’t be bad. If you can’t be totally happy, don’t be completely sad. Enjoy life!
When you need real understanding, when you need someone to care about you, when you need someone to count on, I am always here for you! Remember that this offer stands forever!
I was warned by my angel not to get you near my heart for it could heart me when you leave one day, but I told her that I would take the risk. Besides, it’s too late. You’re already close!
no matter how strong we hold on to something, it's inevitable that we fall sometimes. maybe we deserve the fall.
- butiki
everything is funny as long as it happens to somebody else
b1: oi pare ano spelling ng orange?
b2: ang dali lang nun pare! anong gusto mo spell ko... yung color o yung prutas?
if you give up when it's winte,r you'll surely miss the promise of your spring, the beauty of your summer and the fulfillment of your fall. don't let the pain of one season destroy the joys of all the rest. don't judge life by just one difficult season but instead persevere through the difficult patches and better ones are sure to come, some time or later
love may not make the world go around but it sure made the ride worthwhile
- on the line
not one of us can bring back yesterday or shape tomorrow, only today is ours and won't be ours for long. once it's gone it will never be ours again so make the best of everyday
the greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're still alive
- optimus prime