cleaning out my phone
more quotes sent by various people
pride is tasteless, colorless and odorless... Yet it is the hardest thing to swallow
anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes
he said: i still love you
she sneezed and said: sorry, i'm allergic to bullshit
every experience brings out something good. good times could be good memories. bad times could be good lessons. you never lose. you only gain from life. it's just a matter of perspective
they say people falling in line for a ride in amusement parks are crazy. they wait for several hours just to experience a 5 minute ride, but actually they're not coz they don't mind waiting. they look for happiness, though they know that it takes time
math tells us three of the saddest love stories. tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever. parallel lines who were never meant to meet. and asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together
it doesn't matter what other people think or say. you don't live to please them. what matters is you've made the most of what you have, you had fun, you learned from what you've done and lived through it all despite the gossips and intrigues. that's being real. just live a life fearless of other people's shadows
live for God's approval rather than man's attention. it doesn't matter what others say in ridicule or fun, but strive to hear Jesus say "well done my faithful one"
the world can bring you down. it can get you wrong. it can give you pains and even make you wanna give up. but in the end, just look back and remember, "God is with you all along"
it amazes me how time just passes by so swiftly. but you know what? no matter what's in between now and before, i'm just glad we're still here, a little different but still here
even in the most fulfilled life, there's still an emptiness that only God can fill. let Him guide you in every step and let Him bless you all the way
your soulmate is someone who will still love you after you're stripped with everything you have, for in your nothingness, you are loved for who you really are
treat your life like the sea, your heart as the shore, and friends as the waves. it doesn't matter how many waves there are. what matters is which one touches the shore
friends are like butt cheeks. shit separates them but they always come back together. have a pleasant day my dear butt cheek!
friendship is like a big warm hug on a really bad day. it just erases all the frustration and pain away, leaving only the feeling that you're safe and loved
walking under the rain feels so cold and empty, but if you're by my side to hug me and let me feel the warmth, i hope it rains forever
crossing paths with you was a coincidence i'll never regret nor forget coz you're one of those wonderful people i dreamed of having. i'm so thankful that ones in my life's journey, i found a friend in you
in life, there are things you can't do. you can't tap your back for a job well done. you can't hug yourself for comfort. and you can't cry on your shoulders when tears do fall, but don't worry. i can
ako? simple lang kaligayahan ko. kumain, matulog, magpacute, magmiscol, mangulit, magtext at malmaan na ok ka. yun lang masaya na ako
there's no question when of how everything started. there's no asking when or how everything will end. i'm just glad that in between the beginning and the end, i have you as my friend
real friends never leave each other, never part. they just sometimes sit silently, deep within each other's heart, saying i'm just here if you need me
ang pagkakaibigan, parang weewee sa shorts. lahat nakakakita nun, pero ikaw lang ang nakakadama ng init nito. thanks ah! dahil isa kang weewee sa shorts ko
when someone pushes you down, i'll be here to put you up. when someone makes you sad, i'll make you smile. when someone says goodbye to you, i'll be here to stay. trust me. i won't leave you
having a friend like you has made me feel happy in a million ways. wanna know why? coz when God gives us friends, he tried to be fair. but when i got you, i got more than my share
minsan naisip ko paano nga ba tayo naging close? kailan nga yun nagsimula? hmm... nasabi ko na lang basta nandyan ka. mahalaga pa ba kung paano at kailan? salamat ha
don't you find it magical that in a world filled with people, God found a way for us to be friends. i thank Him with all my heart that when He wrote my life, He included you in it
maybe it's fate or destiny that the rest of the world treats me like crap. it kinda makes me appreciate the real friends i have... like you. thank for being you
me and elmo have fight. cookie monster say sorry, but elmo still mad. elmo left and me feel sad. now cookie don't know what to do. coz if only elmo knew, me give all cookies if elmo asked me to
blessings are like hugs from God to let you know how much He loves you. counting on your blessings is like hugging God back. may God embrace all the days of your life
sometimes God gives us an orange when we asked for an apple coz He knows that the season won't give us the sweetest one. everything is beautiful in His time
God gave you two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two ears to hear, two eyes to see. but why did He give you only one heart? coz He gave the other one to someone for you to find
God loves you so much that He turns His ear to you constantly. He always answers your requests maybe not with a yes, but always with what is best
count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. count your life by the smiles and not the tears that roll. count the blessings, not the failures and God shall bless you more
God is so crazy about you. He sends a sunrise every morning, flowers year round, rainbows after the rain. He owns the universe but prefers to live in your heart
life has its own way of making us smile. even wen you wanna give up and lose hope coz certain surprises come your way just when you thought you'd never smile again
morning is a special gift from God after a restfull sleep. it's a chance to do better things and try again where you failed before. get up and start to enjoy your day
Jesus is the arms that will hold you at your weakest, the eye that will see you at your neediest and the ehart that will love you at your worst
we teach little by what we say. we teach more by what we do. we teach most by the love we give. may you always be a shining light to very life that you touch
living in the love of God is like being in the eye of the hurricane. the storm may twirl around you, but in that center there is perfect peace coz God is there
when you think about a problem over and over again, that's called worry. but when you think about God's word ove and over in your mind, that's meditation. the more we meditate on God's word, the less we need to worry. let us remember God is in control and He will never fail
as we travel through life, pastures are not always green, nor the waters still. but when the storms beat the hardest, God draws near and whispers I am here
gaano kabait si Lord? bago ka pa humingi ibinibigay na Niya. bago ka pa umiyak yakap ka na Niya. higit sa lahat, bago ka pa kumapit sa kamay Nya, inaabot ka na
each of us is like a butterfly with one wing. the only way we can fly is to hold each other and share wings so if you have no wings at all, caterpillar ka pa lang
akala ko lagi akng nandyan sa tabi ko. akala ko lagi kang handang tulungan ako. akala ko na bawat oras may kamay ako pero nasaan ka nung fans day ko? ha! nasan ka?!
kung sa pagsapit ng umaga'y di na ako nagising sa aking pagkakatulog wag kang malulungkot, iiyak, o palabasin kahit isang luha dahil sa hapon na ako babangon. puyat kasi ako kagabi
sadyang kay ingay ng mundo, lalo na sa mundo ng gulo, pero sa oras na di mo na kaya ang ingay, kuha ka ng papel. ilista mo na yung mga noisy. bad trip eh!
erap in school..
teacher: who knows what minimize is?
erap: i do ma'am
teacher: ok, use it in a sentence
erap: minimize is the girlfriend of mickeymize
amo: day gamitin mo itong chalk pamatay ng ipis. sulat mo sa pader
maid: yes ati
sunod na araw, nagulat ang amo, nakasulat sa pader
EPES MAMATAY KAYUNG LAHAT! SYET!
kung may problem ka, wag ka magpapakamatay. isipin mo,
kabaong-10,000
burol-2,500
libing-5,000
kape at biskwit-1,700
kaya pag may problem ka, text mo ko. red horse-20 lang!
kung marami kang problema, kung pakiramdam mo mabigat ang dinadala mo, ung parang pasan mo ang mundo, wag mangamba. think for a while then ask yourself baka ikaw ang kampanerang kuba!
a person asked me once why i love hanging out with you. i came to think about it for the first time and got the answer: of all the people i knew who heard my life, you're of the few who listened
if i could do anything to give you back the joy you've given me, i'd be more than happy to. coz you've made me more than happy to coz you've made me smile once. yup, just once. but it hasn't left my face since then
if you missed the beautiful sunrise God made this morning, that's okay. all you have to do is look in the mirror and see a more beautiful creation of God
><(((:> i send you this fish as a sign of our friendship. please take care of this fish in your cellphone. once a week, you have to put your cellphone in water so fishy won't die :)
friend, di man kita matext, di man kita makausap, di man kita nakikita, tandaan mo na love kita!
dreams touch your heart and soul. it is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. hope you'll have the sweetest dream as you close your eyes tonight!
tulad mo, di ko sinadya na makilala ka. bigla na lang naganap ng di nakaplano. hanggang naging close na walang kamalay-malay. at naisip ko na swerte ko pala dahil nakilala kita
many people have touched my life, but sadly you're not one of them. this is because you did more than touching my life. you left a mark for me to remember you for the rest of my life
friendship is not having to worry on what to say or to do or even what is seen in you. it's about being comfortable to be who you want to be ad i'm glad that with you i can be me
time will tell up to when our friendship would last, but i'll tell you this. i'll always be a friend more than any clock could ever count
there are only few things in life that i ask for, but most of them i never really get to have. but this time, i reall hope my wish comes true, and if it does, i wish i will never lose you
friends are like buttons in an elevator. some take you up, others bring you down. i can't promise that i can bring you on the rooftop, but i promise to bring you on the right floor
kung makita mo ako nag-iisa, wag kang mahihiyang lumapit kasi naghahanap talaga ako ng makakausap. kung tatanungin mo ako, "bakit ka nag-iisa?", isa lang isasagot ko: "kasi hinihintay kita"
magkakalayo man tayo, still be a friend. magalit ka man sakin, dito pa rin ako. kalimutan mo man ako, you'll stay in my heart. at magbago man takbo ng mundo, di ka mawawala sa mundo ko
it isn't everyday that i get a chance to say thank you for the friendship. i may not offer the greatest kind but certainly my best. i'm really so glad to have you
i never planned to meet you. i never expected knowing you either. it was such a nice thing that expectations exist coz i never expected that i would care for you like this
it's not easy to live life alone. you'll face trials, suffer consequences, and cry coz of too much pain. just don't forget to look at your back coz there you'll see me ready to give you the biggest hug
all your life you're marching onto your own tune. one day, you'll be surprised to hear someone playing another tune that blends beautifully with yours. that's true love. it's not giving up who you are. it is taking your identity and uniting it with someone else
positive pictures come out from negatives developed in a dark room. so if you find yourself lonely and in the dark, understand that life is working on a beautiful picture for you
just because you know someone doesn't mean you love them and just because you don't know people doesn't mean you can't love them. you can fall in love with a complete stranger in a heartbeat, if God planned that route for you. so open your heart to strangers more often. you never know when God will throw that pass at you
women are like apples on a tree. the best ones are at the top. men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't good, but easy. so the apples on top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing! they just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree
we are all a little weird. life itself is a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we fall in mutual weirdness called friendship
when you feel you've pushed your life to the limit, and you can't go any further, give that obstacle one last push coz that might be the one that gets you through. if you don't try, you'll never know. always go for it!
there's no oil without squeezing the olives. no wine without pressing the grapes. no fragrance without crushing the flowers. so when things press you, God's bringing the best out of you
how do you see that someone special is "the one"? pretty much like finding the end of a roll of scotch tape... you don't need to see. you just feel it
no matter how crazy and funny the scenes around you, it is useless without that somebody who you want to laugh with
no relationship will last long if you let pride take over. it hurts to know that when you walk away, he's not going to walk after you
always make your absence felt in such a way that somebody misses you, but let not your absence be so long that somebody starts learning to live without you
the leaves of trees just keep falling. lesson: you can't always keep someone to yourself forever. sometimes you have to let go. yet, you have to remain standing like trees do
courage does not always roar. sometimes, courage is the small, quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "i will try again tomorrow"
if we fall in love because someone makes us laugh, what happens when we no longer find them funny? if we fall in love because we find someone is beautiful, what happens when that beauty fades? if we fall in love because someone can provide for us, what happens when they lose their wealth? love defies all reasons. when you truly love someone, you can't just find a reason. you just do
pride is tasteless, colorless and odorless... Yet it is the hardest thing to swallow
anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes
he said: i still love you
she sneezed and said: sorry, i'm allergic to bullshit
every experience brings out something good. good times could be good memories. bad times could be good lessons. you never lose. you only gain from life. it's just a matter of perspective
they say people falling in line for a ride in amusement parks are crazy. they wait for several hours just to experience a 5 minute ride, but actually they're not coz they don't mind waiting. they look for happiness, though they know that it takes time
math tells us three of the saddest love stories. tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever. parallel lines who were never meant to meet. and asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together
it doesn't matter what other people think or say. you don't live to please them. what matters is you've made the most of what you have, you had fun, you learned from what you've done and lived through it all despite the gossips and intrigues. that's being real. just live a life fearless of other people's shadows
live for God's approval rather than man's attention. it doesn't matter what others say in ridicule or fun, but strive to hear Jesus say "well done my faithful one"
the world can bring you down. it can get you wrong. it can give you pains and even make you wanna give up. but in the end, just look back and remember, "God is with you all along"
it amazes me how time just passes by so swiftly. but you know what? no matter what's in between now and before, i'm just glad we're still here, a little different but still here
even in the most fulfilled life, there's still an emptiness that only God can fill. let Him guide you in every step and let Him bless you all the way
your soulmate is someone who will still love you after you're stripped with everything you have, for in your nothingness, you are loved for who you really are
treat your life like the sea, your heart as the shore, and friends as the waves. it doesn't matter how many waves there are. what matters is which one touches the shore
friends are like butt cheeks. shit separates them but they always come back together. have a pleasant day my dear butt cheek!
friendship is like a big warm hug on a really bad day. it just erases all the frustration and pain away, leaving only the feeling that you're safe and loved
walking under the rain feels so cold and empty, but if you're by my side to hug me and let me feel the warmth, i hope it rains forever
crossing paths with you was a coincidence i'll never regret nor forget coz you're one of those wonderful people i dreamed of having. i'm so thankful that ones in my life's journey, i found a friend in you
in life, there are things you can't do. you can't tap your back for a job well done. you can't hug yourself for comfort. and you can't cry on your shoulders when tears do fall, but don't worry. i can
ako? simple lang kaligayahan ko. kumain, matulog, magpacute, magmiscol, mangulit, magtext at malmaan na ok ka. yun lang masaya na ako
there's no question when of how everything started. there's no asking when or how everything will end. i'm just glad that in between the beginning and the end, i have you as my friend
real friends never leave each other, never part. they just sometimes sit silently, deep within each other's heart, saying i'm just here if you need me
ang pagkakaibigan, parang weewee sa shorts. lahat nakakakita nun, pero ikaw lang ang nakakadama ng init nito. thanks ah! dahil isa kang weewee sa shorts ko
when someone pushes you down, i'll be here to put you up. when someone makes you sad, i'll make you smile. when someone says goodbye to you, i'll be here to stay. trust me. i won't leave you
having a friend like you has made me feel happy in a million ways. wanna know why? coz when God gives us friends, he tried to be fair. but when i got you, i got more than my share
minsan naisip ko paano nga ba tayo naging close? kailan nga yun nagsimula? hmm... nasabi ko na lang basta nandyan ka. mahalaga pa ba kung paano at kailan? salamat ha
don't you find it magical that in a world filled with people, God found a way for us to be friends. i thank Him with all my heart that when He wrote my life, He included you in it
maybe it's fate or destiny that the rest of the world treats me like crap. it kinda makes me appreciate the real friends i have... like you. thank for being you
me and elmo have fight. cookie monster say sorry, but elmo still mad. elmo left and me feel sad. now cookie don't know what to do. coz if only elmo knew, me give all cookies if elmo asked me to
blessings are like hugs from God to let you know how much He loves you. counting on your blessings is like hugging God back. may God embrace all the days of your life
sometimes God gives us an orange when we asked for an apple coz He knows that the season won't give us the sweetest one. everything is beautiful in His time
God gave you two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two ears to hear, two eyes to see. but why did He give you only one heart? coz He gave the other one to someone for you to find
God loves you so much that He turns His ear to you constantly. He always answers your requests maybe not with a yes, but always with what is best
count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. count your life by the smiles and not the tears that roll. count the blessings, not the failures and God shall bless you more
God is so crazy about you. He sends a sunrise every morning, flowers year round, rainbows after the rain. He owns the universe but prefers to live in your heart
life has its own way of making us smile. even wen you wanna give up and lose hope coz certain surprises come your way just when you thought you'd never smile again
morning is a special gift from God after a restfull sleep. it's a chance to do better things and try again where you failed before. get up and start to enjoy your day
Jesus is the arms that will hold you at your weakest, the eye that will see you at your neediest and the ehart that will love you at your worst
we teach little by what we say. we teach more by what we do. we teach most by the love we give. may you always be a shining light to very life that you touch
living in the love of God is like being in the eye of the hurricane. the storm may twirl around you, but in that center there is perfect peace coz God is there
when you think about a problem over and over again, that's called worry. but when you think about God's word ove and over in your mind, that's meditation. the more we meditate on God's word, the less we need to worry. let us remember God is in control and He will never fail
as we travel through life, pastures are not always green, nor the waters still. but when the storms beat the hardest, God draws near and whispers I am here
gaano kabait si Lord? bago ka pa humingi ibinibigay na Niya. bago ka pa umiyak yakap ka na Niya. higit sa lahat, bago ka pa kumapit sa kamay Nya, inaabot ka na
each of us is like a butterfly with one wing. the only way we can fly is to hold each other and share wings so if you have no wings at all, caterpillar ka pa lang
akala ko lagi akng nandyan sa tabi ko. akala ko lagi kang handang tulungan ako. akala ko na bawat oras may kamay ako pero nasaan ka nung fans day ko? ha! nasan ka?!
kung sa pagsapit ng umaga'y di na ako nagising sa aking pagkakatulog wag kang malulungkot, iiyak, o palabasin kahit isang luha dahil sa hapon na ako babangon. puyat kasi ako kagabi
sadyang kay ingay ng mundo, lalo na sa mundo ng gulo, pero sa oras na di mo na kaya ang ingay, kuha ka ng papel. ilista mo na yung mga noisy. bad trip eh!
erap in school..
teacher: who knows what minimize is?
erap: i do ma'am
teacher: ok, use it in a sentence
erap: minimize is the girlfriend of mickeymize
amo: day gamitin mo itong chalk pamatay ng ipis. sulat mo sa pader
maid: yes ati
sunod na araw, nagulat ang amo, nakasulat sa pader
EPES MAMATAY KAYUNG LAHAT! SYET!
kung may problem ka, wag ka magpapakamatay. isipin mo,
kabaong-10,000
burol-2,500
libing-5,000
kape at biskwit-1,700
kaya pag may problem ka, text mo ko. red horse-20 lang!
kung marami kang problema, kung pakiramdam mo mabigat ang dinadala mo, ung parang pasan mo ang mundo, wag mangamba. think for a while then ask yourself baka ikaw ang kampanerang kuba!
a person asked me once why i love hanging out with you. i came to think about it for the first time and got the answer: of all the people i knew who heard my life, you're of the few who listened
if i could do anything to give you back the joy you've given me, i'd be more than happy to. coz you've made me more than happy to coz you've made me smile once. yup, just once. but it hasn't left my face since then
if you missed the beautiful sunrise God made this morning, that's okay. all you have to do is look in the mirror and see a more beautiful creation of God
><(((:> i send you this fish as a sign of our friendship. please take care of this fish in your cellphone. once a week, you have to put your cellphone in water so fishy won't die :)
friend, di man kita matext, di man kita makausap, di man kita nakikita, tandaan mo na love kita!
dreams touch your heart and soul. it is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. hope you'll have the sweetest dream as you close your eyes tonight!
tulad mo, di ko sinadya na makilala ka. bigla na lang naganap ng di nakaplano. hanggang naging close na walang kamalay-malay. at naisip ko na swerte ko pala dahil nakilala kita
many people have touched my life, but sadly you're not one of them. this is because you did more than touching my life. you left a mark for me to remember you for the rest of my life
friendship is not having to worry on what to say or to do or even what is seen in you. it's about being comfortable to be who you want to be ad i'm glad that with you i can be me
time will tell up to when our friendship would last, but i'll tell you this. i'll always be a friend more than any clock could ever count
there are only few things in life that i ask for, but most of them i never really get to have. but this time, i reall hope my wish comes true, and if it does, i wish i will never lose you
friends are like buttons in an elevator. some take you up, others bring you down. i can't promise that i can bring you on the rooftop, but i promise to bring you on the right floor
kung makita mo ako nag-iisa, wag kang mahihiyang lumapit kasi naghahanap talaga ako ng makakausap. kung tatanungin mo ako, "bakit ka nag-iisa?", isa lang isasagot ko: "kasi hinihintay kita"
magkakalayo man tayo, still be a friend. magalit ka man sakin, dito pa rin ako. kalimutan mo man ako, you'll stay in my heart. at magbago man takbo ng mundo, di ka mawawala sa mundo ko
it isn't everyday that i get a chance to say thank you for the friendship. i may not offer the greatest kind but certainly my best. i'm really so glad to have you
i never planned to meet you. i never expected knowing you either. it was such a nice thing that expectations exist coz i never expected that i would care for you like this
it's not easy to live life alone. you'll face trials, suffer consequences, and cry coz of too much pain. just don't forget to look at your back coz there you'll see me ready to give you the biggest hug
all your life you're marching onto your own tune. one day, you'll be surprised to hear someone playing another tune that blends beautifully with yours. that's true love. it's not giving up who you are. it is taking your identity and uniting it with someone else
positive pictures come out from negatives developed in a dark room. so if you find yourself lonely and in the dark, understand that life is working on a beautiful picture for you
just because you know someone doesn't mean you love them and just because you don't know people doesn't mean you can't love them. you can fall in love with a complete stranger in a heartbeat, if God planned that route for you. so open your heart to strangers more often. you never know when God will throw that pass at you
women are like apples on a tree. the best ones are at the top. men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't good, but easy. so the apples on top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing! they just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree
we are all a little weird. life itself is a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we fall in mutual weirdness called friendship
when you feel you've pushed your life to the limit, and you can't go any further, give that obstacle one last push coz that might be the one that gets you through. if you don't try, you'll never know. always go for it!
there's no oil without squeezing the olives. no wine without pressing the grapes. no fragrance without crushing the flowers. so when things press you, God's bringing the best out of you
how do you see that someone special is "the one"? pretty much like finding the end of a roll of scotch tape... you don't need to see. you just feel it
no matter how crazy and funny the scenes around you, it is useless without that somebody who you want to laugh with
no relationship will last long if you let pride take over. it hurts to know that when you walk away, he's not going to walk after you
always make your absence felt in such a way that somebody misses you, but let not your absence be so long that somebody starts learning to live without you
the leaves of trees just keep falling. lesson: you can't always keep someone to yourself forever. sometimes you have to let go. yet, you have to remain standing like trees do
courage does not always roar. sometimes, courage is the small, quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "i will try again tomorrow"
if we fall in love because someone makes us laugh, what happens when we no longer find them funny? if we fall in love because we find someone is beautiful, what happens when that beauty fades? if we fall in love because someone can provide for us, what happens when they lose their wealth? love defies all reasons. when you truly love someone, you can't just find a reason. you just do